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Chapters (57)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Chapter One
  6. Chapter Two
  7. Chapter Three
  8. Chapter Four
  9. Chapter Five
  10. Chapter Six
  11. Chapter Seven
  12. Chapter Eight
  13. Chapter Nine
  14. Chapter Ten
  15. Chapter Eleven
  16. Chapter Twelve
  17. Chapter Thirteen
  18. Chapter Fourteen
  19. Chapter Fifteen
  20. Chapter Sixteen
  21. Chapter Seventeen
  22. Chapter Eighteen
  23. Chapter Nineteen
  24. Chapter Twenty
  25. Chapter Twenty-One
  26. Chapter Twenty-Two
  27. Chapter Twenty-Three
  28. Chapter Twenty-Four
  29. Chapter Twenty-Five
  30. Chapter Twenty-Six
  31. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  32. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  33. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  34. Chapter Thirty
  35. Chapter Thirty-One
  36. Chapter Thirty-Two
  37. Chapter Thirty-Three
  38. Chapter Thirty-Four
  39. Chapter Thirty-Five
  40. Chapter Thirty-Six
  41. Chapter Thirty-Seven
  42. Chapter Thirty-Eight
  43. Chapter Thirty-Nine
  44. Chapter Forty
  45. Chapter Forty-One
  46. Chapter Forty-Two
  47. Chapter Forty-Three
  48. Chapter Forty-Four
  49. Chapter Forty-Five
  50. Chapter Forty-Six
  51. Chapter Forty-Seven
  52. Chapter Forty-Eight
  53. Chapter Forty-Nine
  54. Chapter Fifty
  55. Acknowledgments
  56. Discover More
  57. About the Author

He wrinkled his nose. “But we’d need to open early. So much work.”

I half expected him to stamp his feet like a petulant child. What a lazy son of a… “You can ask some of the townspeople to volunteer. I’m a barista. Not quite a bartender, but I can pour beer and deliver it to tables, and I know how to use a cash register.” I’d be back in the city by then but would come up for the day if it meant sealing this deal.

“I’d help too,” Jennifer said. “You can pay me in free beer.”

I beamed at my new friend. I loved her.

“What do you say?” I crossed my fingers behind my back.

Aaron glanced at his older cousin, who’d been quiet until now. “What do you think?”

Greg pulled his ponytail tighter. “We’re not even German.”

“It doesn’t matter,” I said, careful to keep my voice steady. “Not everyone who celebrates St. Patrick’s Day is Irish either. It’s an excuse to drink.” I looked to Jennifer, hoping she’d back me up.

She shrugged. “I’m out.”

I jerked my head back. “What do you mean ‘you’re out’?”

“We tried. They don’t want to do it. Want to share a pitcher while we’re here?”

My lips parted in confusion. “No!” I didn’t want to drink ass beer right now. One of Finn’s G&Ts would hit the spot, though. I suddenly missed him passionately, which was ridiculous, considering I’d just seen him the night before and had only known him for three days.

Jennifer glared at me.

Crap. I hadn’t meant to yell at her. I backpedaled. “I mean, not right now. Thanks.” What I wanted was to convince the cousins to sponsor a two-day event. I’d settle for one. Besides, it wasn’t five o’clock anywhere, except maybe Asia, but I didn’t have time to work out the time difference.

After Jennifer left us for a more willing drinking buddy, I yanked my phone out of my purse and searched #Oktoberfest on Instagram, hoping to show Aaron and Greg what they’d be missing out on. Pictures of attractive busty women in low-cut tops and traditional Bavarian skirts instantly filled the page. A lot of close-ups of cleavage. A guy holding a liter of beer. More cleavage shots. I scrolled faster, sensing the cousins losing interest. The images didn’t really represent the laid-back party atmosphere I was going for, and I couldn’t imagine anyone in Pleasant Hollow wearing those costumes. I was running out of ideas. More cleavage. Wait. Cleavage. I shoved my phone in Greg’s face. “See?”

His mouth fell open. There might have been drool.

“You like that, huh?” Of course you do, you pig. “The closest Oktoberfest is in Poughkeepsie. You’d make bank.”

Aaron peered over his shoulder and they continued to scroll. “Check her out!”