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Chapters (57)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Chapter One
  6. Chapter Two
  7. Chapter Three
  8. Chapter Four
  9. Chapter Five
  10. Chapter Six
  11. Chapter Seven
  12. Chapter Eight
  13. Chapter Nine
  14. Chapter Ten
  15. Chapter Eleven
  16. Chapter Twelve
  17. Chapter Thirteen
  18. Chapter Fourteen
  19. Chapter Fifteen
  20. Chapter Sixteen
  21. Chapter Seventeen
  22. Chapter Eighteen
  23. Chapter Nineteen
  24. Chapter Twenty
  25. Chapter Twenty-One
  26. Chapter Twenty-Two
  27. Chapter Twenty-Three
  28. Chapter Twenty-Four
  29. Chapter Twenty-Five
  30. Chapter Twenty-Six
  31. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  32. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  33. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  34. Chapter Thirty
  35. Chapter Thirty-One
  36. Chapter Thirty-Two
  37. Chapter Thirty-Three
  38. Chapter Thirty-Four
  39. Chapter Thirty-Five
  40. Chapter Thirty-Six
  41. Chapter Thirty-Seven
  42. Chapter Thirty-Eight
  43. Chapter Thirty-Nine
  44. Chapter Forty
  45. Chapter Forty-One
  46. Chapter Forty-Two
  47. Chapter Forty-Three
  48. Chapter Forty-Four
  49. Chapter Forty-Five
  50. Chapter Forty-Six
  51. Chapter Forty-Seven
  52. Chapter Forty-Eight
  53. Chapter Forty-Nine
  54. Chapter Fifty
  55. Acknowledgments
  56. Discover More
  57. About the Author

Finn clicked his pen, once, twice, three times. “We think so.” Click. “We understand the current commute to and from Port Authority isn’t ideal. So, for those willing to make the longish trip in exchange for living in a luxury apartment set in a more remote area, we’re partnering with the ShortLine bus.” Click. “The partnership includes a shuttle directly from the building to various access points in the city, with multiple trips every weekday morning and evening. And since the land runs parallel to a Metro-North line, my boss is in talks with the MTA about eventually building a rail station.” Click. Click.

I glared at his pen, willing Finn to get the message without requiring me to rip the writing instrument out of his hand.

He set the pen down. Message received.

They were big—his hands—but not grotesquely so, with long fingers. Were they rough or soft? Before I could leap across the desk to find out, I buried my own hands under my butt. Someone needs to get laid. “Will there be an additional cost for this shuttle?”

“Nope,” he said with a shake of his head. “It will be built into the annual maintenance fees or monthly rent, along with access to the pool on the roof and complimentary wine and cheese every weekday afternoon for all tenants.”

I blinked. It sounded amazing. There had to be a catch. “How much are the units going for?”

“A one-bedroom in a place like this would cost about three quarters of a million in Manhattan. Here, prices start at two hundred fifty thousand to buy and fifteen hundred a month to rent.” He paused for my reaction, looking pleased, like a kid who’d won his school district’s spelling bee.

“Do you live in the city?” I asked, confirming what I already knew. What had I been smoking when I thought he was a modest, straightforward, randomly hot-as-fuck small-town man? This guy before me? He reeked of “expert of all things, knows he’s sexy, gets a lot of tail, girls always swipe right” big-city dude.

“Yup. I’m subletting my place on the Upper West Side while I’m here.”

“I guess you’ve had the pizza and been to McSorley’s, then?” I freed my hands from under my tush and slid farther down my chair.

“I’ve even had bagels. Oh, and there’s a diner in my neighborhood that makes homemade cherry pie to die for, in case you’re still craving it when you get home. Apple too.” His face shone with amusement.