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Chapters (57)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Chapter One
  6. Chapter Two
  7. Chapter Three
  8. Chapter Four
  9. Chapter Five
  10. Chapter Six
  11. Chapter Seven
  12. Chapter Eight
  13. Chapter Nine
  14. Chapter Ten
  15. Chapter Eleven
  16. Chapter Twelve
  17. Chapter Thirteen
  18. Chapter Fourteen
  19. Chapter Fifteen
  20. Chapter Sixteen
  21. Chapter Seventeen
  22. Chapter Eighteen
  23. Chapter Nineteen
  24. Chapter Twenty
  25. Chapter Twenty-One
  26. Chapter Twenty-Two
  27. Chapter Twenty-Three
  28. Chapter Twenty-Four
  29. Chapter Twenty-Five
  30. Chapter Twenty-Six
  31. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  32. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  33. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  34. Chapter Thirty
  35. Chapter Thirty-One
  36. Chapter Thirty-Two
  37. Chapter Thirty-Three
  38. Chapter Thirty-Four
  39. Chapter Thirty-Five
  40. Chapter Thirty-Six
  41. Chapter Thirty-Seven
  42. Chapter Thirty-Eight
  43. Chapter Thirty-Nine
  44. Chapter Forty
  45. Chapter Forty-One
  46. Chapter Forty-Two
  47. Chapter Forty-Three
  48. Chapter Forty-Four
  49. Chapter Forty-Five
  50. Chapter Forty-Six
  51. Chapter Forty-Seven
  52. Chapter Forty-Eight
  53. Chapter Forty-Nine
  54. Chapter Fifty
  55. Acknowledgments
  56. Discover More
  57. About the Author

“Victim. Whatever.” With my cookie in hand, I walked to the nearest window and gave a silent F you to Mother Nature. But for the storm, the B&B would be empty and I’d be in my own room brainstorming my story instead of engaging in far-too-delightful banter with Finn and making a mental list of ways to avoid having sex with him again.

The only thing I had going for me was this gathering. It was a perfect time suck. With any luck, it would go late, and by the time we retired for the night, I could feign exhaustion.

“I used to be afraid of thunder,” Finn said out of nowhere.

“Really?” I stole a quick glance over my shoulder at him before turning back around. It hurt too much to look at him right now.

“My dad told me to count the seconds between every boom. He said if I could get to ten, it meant the storm was almost over.”

I faced him again. “Is that a thing? The ten-second rule?”

His gaze locked on something out the window. “I’m not sure, but it distracted me from my fear, which I guess was his intention.”

I smiled, touched by the reminiscence. “That’s a nice memory.”

“The good ol’ days.” His face went dark for a moment, then back to normal like someone had waved a magic wand in front of it. “Want another cookie?” he asked.

“No thanks.”

“Be right back.”

I sighed dejectedly at the abrupt change of conversation, even though there was no reason to expect Finn to confide in me again. He hadn’t voluntarily shared his homeless experience either. I’d dragged it out of him. When was the last time I had poured my soul out to a hookup? Why should he? But I couldn’t help wanting to know more about him anyway.

It was time to mingle. I scanned the room. My lips curled into a grin when I spied a woman wearing a Peloton Century Club T-shirt. I weaved through the crowd until I reached her. “Congratulations on the milestone,” I said, pointing at her shirt. The company gifted it to members after they took one hundred of their cycling classes.

She glanced down, as if to reacquaint herself with her current outfit, and beamed. “Thank you! You ride?”

“I’m a spin instructor. For New York Fitness Club, not Peloton.” I’d taken my share of Peloton classes, but I wasn’t comfortable in front of the camera (or hot enough).

“What a great job. Are you certified?”

“I am. I took an instructor certification course a couple years ago but stopped at the basic level.” A sour taste seeped into my mouth at the reminder my certification was due for renewal soon. More money I didn’t have.

“How many levels are there?” Finn glanced between us. “Sorry to interrupt. I’m Finn.”