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  1. THE YOUNG TEAM
  2. Contents
  3. PART I
  4. Crucible
  5. Urban Legends
  6. Billy the Kid and the KO at the Coral
  7. The Boldness Inside
  8. Yankee Doodle Dandy
  9. The Ghosts of Christmas Past
  10. Live and Kicking
  11. Trials and Retribution
  12. Bandit Country
  13. A Shite Christmas
  14. Blue Crowns and Jackie the Bird
  15. Dead or Alive
  16. Lessons
  17. The First Day of Marching Season
  18. The Easter Holidayz
  19. Helicopter Sunday
  20. PART II
  21. Galvanised
  22. A Strathclyde Safari
  23. The Nature of the Beast
  24. Raving in the Bedroom
  25. Anthems for Doomed Youth
  26. PART III
  27. Hardened
  28. Gardening Leave
  29. Arabian Nights
  30. Gentle Sins
  31. Fantasylands
  32. PART IV
  33. Corroded
  34. Chemical Unhappiness
  35. The Dark Leaves of Mint
  36. A Bridge Too Far
  37. Any Port in a Storm
  38. PART V
  39. Slab
  40. The Blue Light in the Toilet
  41. Toffey and Other Suites
  42. Last of the Mohicans
  43. The Lost Boys
  44. PART VI
  45. Collapse
  46. Language
  47. Persona Non Grata
  48. Old Friends
  49. Time and Wounds
  50. Different Paths
  51. The Toi Boiz
  52. A Match Made in Heaven
  53. Supply and Demands
  54. The Fundamental Difference Between Uz
  55. The Crooked Branch Above the Burn
  56. Trafficking Jams
  57. PART VII
  58. Scrap
  59. Favours, Debts and Faust
  60. What Was Once a Game
  61. The Side Effects of Fun
  62. Survival of the Fittest
  63. An Ancient Ritual
  64. Changes
  65. PART VIII
  66. Reformed
  67. Postcode Warriors
  68. The Supernatural Force of the Friday Feeling
  69. The Philosophical Difference Between Running and Walking
  70. Airdrie Boys
  71. THE YOUNG TEAM

‘THERE’S ONLY ONE NACHO NOVO,

HE SAID NO – TO THE PROVOS,

HE SAID NO THANKS, YA BUNCH AE WANKS,

WALKIN IN A NOVO WONDERLAND!’

The place is buzzin, totally alive. The streets fill wae cunts wearin colours n motors start appearin on the road. Normal life kin resume n it’s as if some wicked spell hus been lifted aff everycunt. That static charge in the air seems tae earth n we leave three hundred years n ninety minutes ae religious conflict behind us. At least until next season or the big walk in July, where tensions wid rise again n grown men in Celtic taps would spit at yi n call yi a wee fuckin Orange bastard. It’s a momentary division, superficial here really, despite everycunt’s best act that it isnae.

Down the shop, we see the Republican half ae the Young Team comin fae the other pub, where they aw congregate in when we’re in the Orange Hall. They’re aw draped in Irish Tricolours n green n white n yella Celtic taps. We’re still singin n geein it laldi. They’re awready shoutin abuse n IRA slogans up at us.

‘YA FUCKIN ORANGE BASTARDS!’

‘Tiocfaidh ár lá, ya dirty hun cunts!’

We’re no geein a fuck n we’re singin our songs over them. Big Kenzie is at the front, then Wee Kenzie, Danny, Briggy n Finnegan, wae a khaki balaclava n a Tricolour wrapped roon his waist, n Wee Gunny. They’re shoutin the odds n singin their own songs ae tradition n rebellion.

‘By a lone-ly prison wall-ll,

I heard a young man calll-ing,

“Nothing matters, Ma-ry, when you’re free!

AGAINST THE FAMINE AND THE CROWN,

I RE-BELLED, THEY CUT ME DOWN!

Now you must, raise our child – with digni-ty”.’

We’re standin on opposite sides ae the road geein each other abuse. Motors ir slowin doon tae look n residents ir hurryin by. They think there’s gonnae be a riot. There isnae but n the fitbaw is practically forgotten, apart fae our colours n flags. The YT always took precedence over any sectarian divide. Big Kenzie n Eck bounce in fur a healthy cargo n we aw start walkin doon the park.

There’s nae park really, just skeletons ae swings n the remnants ae other climbin frames n shite. The place is forgotten but it’s ours. A’m lookin aboot as we bounce through the gate n start joggin doon the ash path. A watch as ma troops jump the fence, wae our blue cairy-oot bags swingin tae the beat, aw bammin each other up aboot the game n chattin shite. Big Kenzie n Eck ir at the back, pushin each other n wrestlin as they walk. Me n Toffey n Danny ir walkin next n Finnegan n Addison n the rest ae the younger wans ir up ahead. ‘Dae yi want a chicken supper, Bobby Sands?’ Eck is shoutin, steamin. Big Kenzie’s yellin back tae him. ‘Aye, gee him a bit ae yours, ya fat fuckin proddy cunt!’ We’re aw laughin at them. Big Kenzie’s got Eck in a heed-lock n they’re tryin tae sweep each other then rollin aboot the grass fightin.