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  1. THE YOUNG TEAM
  2. Contents
  3. PART I
  4. Crucible
  5. Urban Legends
  6. Billy the Kid and the KO at the Coral
  7. The Boldness Inside
  8. Yankee Doodle Dandy
  9. The Ghosts of Christmas Past
  10. Live and Kicking
  11. Trials and Retribution
  12. Bandit Country
  13. A Shite Christmas
  14. Blue Crowns and Jackie the Bird
  15. Dead or Alive
  16. Lessons
  17. The First Day of Marching Season
  18. The Easter Holidayz
  19. Helicopter Sunday
  20. PART II
  21. Galvanised
  22. A Strathclyde Safari
  23. The Nature of the Beast
  24. Raving in the Bedroom
  25. Anthems for Doomed Youth
  26. PART III
  27. Hardened
  28. Gardening Leave
  29. Arabian Nights
  30. Gentle Sins
  31. Fantasylands
  32. PART IV
  33. Corroded
  34. Chemical Unhappiness
  35. The Dark Leaves of Mint
  36. A Bridge Too Far
  37. Any Port in a Storm
  38. PART V
  39. Slab
  40. The Blue Light in the Toilet
  41. Toffey and Other Suites
  42. Last of the Mohicans
  43. The Lost Boys
  44. PART VI
  45. Collapse
  46. Language
  47. Persona Non Grata
  48. Old Friends
  49. Time and Wounds
  50. Different Paths
  51. The Toi Boiz
  52. A Match Made in Heaven
  53. Supply and Demands
  54. The Fundamental Difference Between Uz
  55. The Crooked Branch Above the Burn
  56. Trafficking Jams
  57. PART VII
  58. Scrap
  59. Favours, Debts and Faust
  60. What Was Once a Game
  61. The Side Effects of Fun
  62. Survival of the Fittest
  63. An Ancient Ritual
  64. Changes
  65. PART VIII
  66. Reformed
  67. Postcode Warriors
  68. The Supernatural Force of the Friday Feeling
  69. The Philosophical Difference Between Running and Walking
  70. Airdrie Boys
  71. THE YOUNG TEAM

Tam’s lightin two fags n passin me wan n A’m smokin while we drive oot ae the village in silence n head ontae the M80 towards Glasgow. The tune playin is Wolfgang Gartner, ‘Redline’. It’s a new wan oot this year n sounds a bit space-age, but class nonetheless. Music is changing, people ir changing. The predicition hus come tae pass. It’s playin as we pass the Campsie hills on our right. They’re lit orange towards the west as the sun goes doon, castin their dark silhouette beyond the green fields. Ma eyes ir fixed on them till they fade oot ae view. They ir ma true north, the pilot stars that wull guide me home if A git lost, blue n forever.

The signs read ‘Airport’ noo, wae Glasgow stretched oot behind me n the Old Kilpatrick Hills n the Campsies towards the east n home. Before A know it, we’re in front ae the terminal. Big Kenzie is carryin ma bag over his shoulder n we’re smokin a fag walkin up tae the main buildin. ‘So, wee man, this is it!’ the big yin says.

‘Aye, mate.’

‘Knew this day wid come.’

‘Aye? A didnae.’

‘A always knew, fuck sake. Yir destined fur bigger n brighter things, Azzy.’

We reach the smokin bit in front ae the buildin n smoke another customary smoke before A head in. There’s a wee moment ae silence between us, both thinkin aboot our lives n how they’re aboot tae change forever.

‘Scary shit, int it, son?’

‘Aye fuck.’

‘Phffft. Bold as brass fuckin Young Team wans,’ he says n winks.

Wae that, Big Kenzie shrugs it aff n stubs oot his fag wae his trainer. ‘Right, ya fuckin slopin bastard. Git tae fuck, away yir fancy travels thinkin yir better than aw us.’ He puts his rough paw oot n A shake it. The big man turns n swaggers across the road n disappears among the hurryin crowds. He spins back roon wae his arms fuckin wide n shouts, so that everycunt outside the terminal turns tae look n two polis start marchin towards him,

‘AZZY BOY! FUCKIN YOUNG TEAM, YA BAM!’

‘The novel portrays lives rarely seen in fiction … the novel’s great strength is its use of the distinctive North Lanarkshire dialect, with its almost Northern Irish twang. Armstrong makes the language slam-dance and pirouette, using an endless variety of relishable words and phrases … The non-standard English forges a dazzling poetry of its own’

Jude Cook, Guardian

‘A riveting debut novel … it crackles with teenage energy, fuelled by the fact that with the exception of a few lines it is written in the sharp tang of irrepressible teenage argot and North Lanarkshire dialect … the book also casts an undeceived eye on life in the margins in post-industrial Scotland … has already engendered a buzz that many other debut novelists would kill for’

Herald

‘The Young Team is a landmark in Scottish literature. It reminds me of The Catcher in the Rye and The Great Gatsby’