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  1. THE YOUNG TEAM
  2. Contents
  3. PART I
  4. Crucible
  5. Urban Legends
  6. Billy the Kid and the KO at the Coral
  7. The Boldness Inside
  8. Yankee Doodle Dandy
  9. The Ghosts of Christmas Past
  10. Live and Kicking
  11. Trials and Retribution
  12. Bandit Country
  13. A Shite Christmas
  14. Blue Crowns and Jackie the Bird
  15. Dead or Alive
  16. Lessons
  17. The First Day of Marching Season
  18. The Easter Holidayz
  19. Helicopter Sunday
  20. PART II
  21. Galvanised
  22. A Strathclyde Safari
  23. The Nature of the Beast
  24. Raving in the Bedroom
  25. Anthems for Doomed Youth
  26. PART III
  27. Hardened
  28. Gardening Leave
  29. Arabian Nights
  30. Gentle Sins
  31. Fantasylands
  32. PART IV
  33. Corroded
  34. Chemical Unhappiness
  35. The Dark Leaves of Mint
  36. A Bridge Too Far
  37. Any Port in a Storm
  38. PART V
  39. Slab
  40. The Blue Light in the Toilet
  41. Toffey and Other Suites
  42. Last of the Mohicans
  43. The Lost Boys
  44. PART VI
  45. Collapse
  46. Language
  47. Persona Non Grata
  48. Old Friends
  49. Time and Wounds
  50. Different Paths
  51. The Toi Boiz
  52. A Match Made in Heaven
  53. Supply and Demands
  54. The Fundamental Difference Between Uz
  55. The Crooked Branch Above the Burn
  56. Trafficking Jams
  57. PART VII
  58. Scrap
  59. Favours, Debts and Faust
  60. What Was Once a Game
  61. The Side Effects of Fun
  62. Survival of the Fittest
  63. An Ancient Ritual
  64. Changes
  65. PART VIII
  66. Reformed
  67. Postcode Warriors
  68. The Supernatural Force of the Friday Feeling
  69. The Philosophical Difference Between Running and Walking
  70. Airdrie Boys
  71. THE YOUNG TEAM

‘He’s up the Orange Hall waitin fur us.’

‘See, that wisnae so hard, wis it?’

‘Naw,’ Briggy says, surprised. Big Kenzie headers him in the beak a belter n he folds n crumples tae the deck. He turns n boots Gunny right up the fuckin arse.

‘That’s fur grassin, ya wee cunts. Next time yooz run aboot wae a Toi wan A’ll fuckin kill yees. YOUNG TEAM, YA WEE FUCKIN NUGGETS!’

We aw bounce back up tae the motor. A feel a wee bit sorry fur they wee cunts, but under the circumstances, fuck them. The Orange Hall is only two minutes up the road, so we fly roon. Broonie’s git a wee smile on his face. He’s laughin n repeatin Big Tam under his breath, ‘Young Team, ya wee nuggets. Quality …’ Maybe this shit is exactly wit he needed. The Young Team flyin aboot fuckin causin it like the eld dayz. It feels good after years ae lyin dormant, that burnin inside yi ready tae unleash, the last hurrah ae the YTP.

Kenzie’s red Honda Civic Type R is parked in front ae us at the Orange Hall. Big Kenzie is on a roll noo – he’s marchin ahead ae us aw n before we even catch up he’s draggin his brother oot the motor n ontae the street. ‘Fuck yi dain, Tam, ya dick? Git tae fuck!’

‘Naw, A’ll no git tae fuck. Wit the fuck huv yi done, John?’

‘A’ve no done fuckin nuhin!’

‘Dealin drugs fur fuckin Jamesy Maynard, jumpin aboot wae FUCKIN MATTY O’CONNOR n tae tap it aw aff, settin wan ae yir best mates up.’

‘A fuckin didnae, awright.’

‘AYE YI FUCKIN DID, YA LYIN WEE CUNT!’

‘Fuckin prove it.’

‘Listen tae yirsel …’ Tam grabs Kenzie by the scruff ae the neck n drags him right in front ae Broonie. ‘Tell him that, eh? Fuckin tell him how yi didnae dae it. TELL HIM TAE FUCKIN PROVE IT!’

‘GIT TAE FUCK, TAM!’

‘Tell yir fuckin pal how yi betrayed him, ya miserable fuckin rodent. His fuckin wee da is lyin deid in the Monklands n you’re tellin yir fuckin boays tae prove it.’

Me, Danny n Broonie ir standin watchin. John isnae even strugglin back noo. Tam pushes him hard n he falls on the deck next tae his motor. He looks like he’s gonnae greet. ‘Look, boys – Jamesy Maynard’s fuckin mad mental Scheme Runner. Wit a crazy bastard you ir! Git fuckin up.’ Kenzie stands up n Tam cracks him a belter n he falls. This time he dis start greetin. ‘Look at yi, ya pathetic wee weasel. Did A no tell yi tae git up?’ Tam drags him up tae his feet n roars in his face, nearly in tears himsel. ‘YEEV BROKE MA FUCKING HEART, JOHN! These boys ir more brothers tae me than you’ll ever be.’

It’s hard tae watch n yi cannae help turn yir heed away fae it. Me, Danny n Broonie ir aff tae the side n A’m sparkin a fag tae smoke it away n passin them oot fur the troops. ‘That’s enough, Tam,’ Broonie says. We aw look at him surprised.