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  1. THE YOUNG TEAM
  2. Contents
  3. PART I
  4. Crucible
  5. Urban Legends
  6. Billy the Kid and the KO at the Coral
  7. The Boldness Inside
  8. Yankee Doodle Dandy
  9. The Ghosts of Christmas Past
  10. Live and Kicking
  11. Trials and Retribution
  12. Bandit Country
  13. A Shite Christmas
  14. Blue Crowns and Jackie the Bird
  15. Dead or Alive
  16. Lessons
  17. The First Day of Marching Season
  18. The Easter Holidayz
  19. Helicopter Sunday
  20. PART II
  21. Galvanised
  22. A Strathclyde Safari
  23. The Nature of the Beast
  24. Raving in the Bedroom
  25. Anthems for Doomed Youth
  26. PART III
  27. Hardened
  28. Gardening Leave
  29. Arabian Nights
  30. Gentle Sins
  31. Fantasylands
  32. PART IV
  33. Corroded
  34. Chemical Unhappiness
  35. The Dark Leaves of Mint
  36. A Bridge Too Far
  37. Any Port in a Storm
  38. PART V
  39. Slab
  40. The Blue Light in the Toilet
  41. Toffey and Other Suites
  42. Last of the Mohicans
  43. The Lost Boys
  44. PART VI
  45. Collapse
  46. Language
  47. Persona Non Grata
  48. Old Friends
  49. Time and Wounds
  50. Different Paths
  51. The Toi Boiz
  52. A Match Made in Heaven
  53. Supply and Demands
  54. The Fundamental Difference Between Uz
  55. The Crooked Branch Above the Burn
  56. Trafficking Jams
  57. PART VII
  58. Scrap
  59. Favours, Debts and Faust
  60. What Was Once a Game
  61. The Side Effects of Fun
  62. Survival of the Fittest
  63. An Ancient Ritual
  64. Changes
  65. PART VIII
  66. Reformed
  67. Postcode Warriors
  68. The Supernatural Force of the Friday Feeling
  69. The Philosophical Difference Between Running and Walking
  70. Airdrie Boys
  71. THE YOUNG TEAM

‘Sit doon, ya fuckin dick. Toffey’s family’s over there, ya ignorant cunt.’

‘Naw. A think yi should tell everycunt how yir fuckin slopin cos yi think yir too good fur everycunt noo. Aye, you n yir fuckin burd. Look the fuckin nick of yees! Pair ae riots!’

A kin see Tam growlin at him, gittin ready tae intervene. Wee Kenzie is shoutin, Sit down, Danny! He knows if the big yin gets up there’s only gonnae be wan endin. ‘Aye, Aye, John! A’ll sit doon when A’m good n ready tae. Aye, mad mental Azzy bhoy! Where wur yi when Toffey wis gittin plugged fuck oot ae? EH? Yi wur takin it up the shiter aff fuckin Tam in the jail, ya dick!’

A bounce straight by Patricia n attack Danny. A’m skelpin fuck oot him, right, left, right. He’s tryin tae fight back wildly but he’s rubber n A’m totally kosher, compos mentis. His nose is burst aw over the floor n cunts ir pullin me aff but A manage tae volley the heed aff him before A git dragged back. A’m seethin wae fuckin anger n the cunts holdin me loosen their grip, in fear ae gittin whacked a jab in the crossfire. Ma grief n pain made us superhuman, a wild animal, capable ae murder maself.

‘IT’S YOUR FUCKIN FAULT HE’S DEID, YA LOUSY CUNT!’

Danny’s face is in a state n he looks up fae the floor. Everycunt in the place is starin at us, shocked at the sudden violence. He looks fuckin wretched on the floor in a drunken mess n pishin blood oot his mooth. ‘Wit dae yi mean, ma fault?’

‘IF YOU HUDNAE SLASHED SI, THINKIN YI WUR FUCKIN MENTAL, NONE AE THIS WID HUV HAPPENED! A FUCKIN HATE YI, YA CUNT!’

Everywan is starin in silence. Patricia n Monica look horrified. Ma face is red wae anger n A kin feel ma pulse beatin in ma eyes. A want tae attack him again but he’s fuckin pitiful sittin in a heap. He starts greetin fae the floor.

‘A didnae mean it. A’M SORRY!’

‘It’s too fuckin late fur that noo. Git tae fuck.’

A put ma hands up tae show it’s over n nobody tries tae stop me on ma way oot.

A picture wit everybody else wid be doin the night we leave. Nae doubt fur Wee Kenzie n Danny it wid be back tae business. Livin two contradictory lives, one ae actin mental n chasin wee guys fur money n the other, hidin fae real cunts who ir after them n scrabblin tae pay their bill. Their lives revolved around the piles ae notes at the end ae the week, avoidin a kickin n makin a slim profit tae remind themselves it’s aw worth it. Headin always intae a storm ae trouble, in the predictable ways, yir downfall as a mental cunt or a dealer wid come sooner or later. They wid git set up, robbed, smashed, caught or end up wae a filthy habit ae their ain, which wid see them just as dead n buried.