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Chapters (61)
  1. Cover
  2. PRAISE FOR The Wild Ones
  3. Title Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. The Beginning, or How Paheli Became the First Wild One; With a Cameo by Taraana, the Boy Made of Stars.
  7. An Introduction; Hold On to Your Hats.
  8. The Sweetness in the Sugarcane, or The Impractical Nature of Immortality
  9. Paheli: The Vagrant Experiences of a Mango Addict
  10. Cotton Candy Sugar Screams
  11. From the Book of MEMORIES
  12. “Will You Walk into My Parlor?” Said the Spider to the Fly.
  13. The Best Ice Cream in the World, Teddy Bears, and a Tree Creature.
  14. From the Book of MEMORIES
  15. I.
  16. The Reappearance of the Boy Made of Stars and the Plight of the Girl by the Oleander Lane.
  17. Paheli: An Interlude in Blue
  18. Besieged in the Between
  19. Tea, the City of Stairs, and the Story of a Boy
  20. From the Book of MEMORIES
  21. Heartbreak, Stone Buildings, and Tandoori
  22. Observations, Conversations, and Hot Parantha
  23. Paheli: The Spies Who Came In from the Between
  24. From the Book of MEMORIES
  25. The French Quarter, the Spanish Half, and Eulalie
  26. Paheli: The Eggplant Overture
  27. Sunny Jelly Beans, Po’Boys, and “Alouette”
  28. From the Book of MEMORIES
  29. The Keeper of the Green and the Mysteries of Magic
  30. Blood and the Between
  31. The Library of the Lost and the Stories of the Silenced
  32. Walking in Wicked Ways or The Importance of Balık Ekmek
  33. From the Book of MEMORIES
  34. Looking for the Needle in the Haystack
  35. Paheli: The Peculiar Crackle in the Electricity
  36. Ten Degrees Past Despair
  37. The Fault in the Stars
  38. The Blue City in the Mountains
  39. Paheli: Disharmony in the Attics
  40. From the Book of MEMORIES
  41. Paheli: Continued
  42. The Politics of a Body, the Politics of Pleasure
  43. The Medina, the Riad, and the Red City
  44. Paheli: The Atlas Mountains, the Cozy Rooftop, and the Confession, Possibly of Love
  45. From the Book of MEMORIES
  46. Souks, Spices, and Survival: A Guide into Chaos
  47. Jemaa el-Fna: The Mosque at the End of the World
  48. Paheli: A Moment in Chartreuse
  49. From the Book of MEMORIES
  50. Paheli: On the Frailties of the Heart
  51. Sonagi, or A Sudden Rain
  52. Paheli: The Cheese in the Trap
  53. Paheli: The Maze and the Minotaur
  54. A New Era, a New Dar; the River Sings
  55. The Burning Door, the Fallen City, and Taraana 2.0
  56. Paheli: The Beginning of Forever
  57. From the Book of MEMORIES
  58. Moving One Rock at a Time Will Eventually Move a Mountain, aka Goodbye
  59. Acknowledgments
  60. More from the Author
  61. About the Author

Idrees’s customer is unlike any middle worlder we have ever seen before. Her hair is made of dappled feathers of various lengths. Several of these feathers are missing, and her scalp is covered with either scars or baby feathers. Her eyes are the silver of mercury. Her skin is dark like the night, and when she smiles at us, she reveals teeth with sharp points. We thrum like the strings of a guitar; our senses flood with warnings of danger.

“My name is Assi,” she says. “I bear you no ill will.” We remain unconvinced. She walks closer to us and we tense. “Will you show me your palm?” She addresses Paheli directly, but we all hiss, putting our hands behind our backs. Paheli tilts her head, looking at the woman without betraying any of the tension we are stiff with.

“Why do you need to see my palm?” she asks the middle worlder.

Assi, if indeed that is her name, gives Paheli an inscrutable look. “I am searching for a group of girls who call themselves the Wild Ones.”

“To what end?” Paheli again.

“I heard they frequent Idrees’s store, so I came to leave a message for them. What serendipity to meet them here.” The woman smiles. With all her teeth.

“You haven’t answered my question,” Paheli says.

“I have an invitation for the Wild Ones,” Assi replies. She really doesn’t want to answer that question.

When Paheli doesn’t respond except by silence, the woman continues. “In two days, there will be a gathering in Byblos. The stars you wear in your palms—the one to whom they belong will be present at the gathering. He asks to meet you there.”

Paheli starts at the middle worlder’s words. Her eyes narrow and a quicksilver expression of panic freezes her features.

“Will you attend?” she of the sharp teeth asks. We look at Paheli.

“We might,” Paheli replies very reluctantly.

“Excellent. I will tell him to expect you,” Assi says. Without another word, she disappears, leaving us unsettled and curious.

The Best Ice Cream in the World, Teddy Bears, and a Tree Creature.

Hanna Mitri in Beirut, according to various sources, sells the best ice cream in the world. After our run-in with Assi, we find ourselves in severe need of sustenance of the sweet kind, so we make our way to El Saydeh Street, where the ice cream parlor is located. It is a small, unassuming place, manned by an elderly gentleman who cannot quite control his surprise when we pour into his shop and fill it, almost to bursting. The walls are white, the television set in a corner is old, and the oven has bullet wounds.