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Chapters (110)
  1. COVER
  2. TITLE PAGE
  3. COPYRIGHT
  4. DEDICATION
  5. CONTENTS
  6. INTRODUCTION
  7. THE BIRTH OF LOVE
  8. THE ORIGINS OF THE TROJAN WAR
  9. THE TRUCE
  10. HECTOR VERSUS ACHILLES
  11. THE DEATH OF ACHILLES
  12. THE CYCLOPS
  13. THE SONG OF DEMODOCUS
  14. AND SO TO BED
  15. PROMETHEUS AND PANDORA
  16. WHATEVER ONE LOVES
  17. PERSEPHONE AND THE POMEGRANATE SEEDS
  18. THE LIFE OF AESOP
  19. THE BATTLE OF THE FROGS AND MICE
  20. THE VENGEANCE OF CLYTEMNESTRA
  21. EDUCATING CYRUS
  22. DARIUS AND THE SCYTHIANS
  23. XERXES’ CHOICE
  24. THE FALL OF THE BARBARIANS
  25. THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL
  26. A BEAST OF INDIA
  27. THE ECSTASY
  28. HIPPOLYTUS AND HIS HORSES
  29. EURIPIDES THE WOMAN-HATER
  30. OEDIPUS LEARNS THE TRUTH
  31. ONE GIRL VERSUS THE LAW
  32. THE PLAGUE AT ATHENS
  33. THE MURDER OF ERATOSTHENES
  34. THE POWER OF LOVE
  35. THE AGEING PROCESS
  36. THREE TYPES
  37. THE MISANTHROPE
  38. THE CONTEST OF TWO MOUNTAINS
  39. HERCULES AND THE TWELVE LABOURS
  40. ALEXANDER THE GREAT MEETS THE RAM GOD
  41. THE DEATH OF ALEXANDER
  42. THE CONSTELLATION OF THE MAIDEN
  43. THE MERCHANT
  44. EUROPA AND THE BULL
  45. TROUBLE COMES TO TOWN
  46. PHILOCTETES
  47. SLAUGHTER OF THE HUSBANDS
  48. THE GOLDEN FLEECE
  49. MEDEA’S REVENGE
  50. ARIADNE AND THESEUS
  51. ALCIBIADES
  52. IN THE BEGINNING
  53. SULPICIA’S BIRTHDAY
  54. THE TROJAN HORSE
  55. DIDO AND AENEAS
  56. ROMULUS AND REMUS
  57. THE GEESE ON THE CAPITOL
  58. THE RISE OF HANNIBAL
  59. ATTIS AND THE MOTHER GODDESS
  60. A COUNTRY VILLA
  61. SPARTACUS
  62. A WOMAN SCORNED?
  63. CICERO: FOR HIS DAUGHTER
  64. CAESAR VERSUS POMPEY
  65. DIVINE CAESAR
  66. ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
  67. TO HEAL AN ASP BITE
  68. THE GNAT
  69. ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE
  70. NARCISSUS
  71. DIANA & ACTAEON
  72. PYGMALION
  73. OVID’S DEFENCE
  74. THE TOWN AND THE COUNTRY MOUSE
  75. THE EMPEROR’S SLAVE
  76. THE RICHES OF CALIGULA
  77. THE PUMPKINIFICATION OF EMPEROR CLAUDIUS
  78. THE STORY OF BRITAIN
  79. THE GREAT FIRE OF ROME
  80. DINNER AT TRIMALCHIO’S
  81. THE ERUPTION OF VESUVIUS
  82. ON LAMPSTANDS, THE DISCOVERY OF GLASS, ON THE DOLPHIN
  83. THE MADNESS OF HERCULES
  84. THE SIEGE OF JOTAPATA
  85. THE COLOSSAL TURBOT
  86. CANNIBALS IN EGYPT
  87. ACHILLES BECOMES A GIRL
  88. THE IMPORTANCE OF BREAST MILK
  89. DO IT YOURSELF
  90. ANDROCLES AND THE LION
  91. PERSEUS AND MEDUSA
  92. WAR ON THE GIANTS
  93. THE METAMORPHOSIS OF CERAMBUS
  94. FIRST LOVE
  95. A SHAM SACRIFICE
  96. THE DREAM OF LUCIAN
  97. PRAXITELES AND THE GODDESS
  98. CUPID AND PSYCHE
  99. A PICTURE OF PHAËTHON
  100. THE WEDDING FEAST
  101. CUPID CRUCIFIED
  102. A CLASSICS STUDENT
  103. THE PHOENIX
  104. THE TWICE-BORN GOD
  105. INTRIGUES AT THE PALACE
  106. A MEETING WITH LADY PHILOSOPHY
  107. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  108. EXTENDED COPYRIGHT
  109. About the Author
  110. An Invitation from the Publisher

no, I run up to their beds and bite the tip of their fingers.

Then I take their ham and no pain overtakes the man,

no one wakes from sleep when I bite him.

But I do really fear two things over the whole earth:

the hawk and the weasel who bring me great grief

and also the grievous mousetrap where a deceptive fate awaits me.

But I fear the weasel more than anything, that beast who is best

at ferreting a hole-dweller out of his hole.

I don’t eat radishes, cabbage, and pumpkins;

and I don’t munch on pale beets or parsley.

Such things are the delicacies of pond-dwellers like you.”

Grinning at this, Bellowmouth responded:

“Friend, you brag too much about your belly. We also

have many marvels to see in the pond and on the shore.

Zeus gave the frogs an amphibious realm

to dance upon the earth or cover our bodies in water

and to inhabit homes divided doubly in parts.

If you wish to learn about these things too, it’s simple.

Climb on my back, hold on tight so you don’t slip

and then you can come happily to my home.”

Thus he spoke and offered up his back. Crumbthief hopped on quickly,

holding his hands around Bellowmouth’s delicate neck with a light embrace.

At first he was rejoicing as he looked upon the neighboring harbors

and delighted in Bellowmouth’s swimming. But, then, when he was

splashed by the roiling waves, he poured forth a flood of tears

and reproached his useless decision. He tore at his hairs,

squeezed his feet around his stomach and his heart

shook at the novelty and he wished to get back to land.

He wailed dreadfully under the oppression of chilling fear.

First, he set his tail into the water as though guiding a rudder,

and prayed to the gods to make it to the shore.

He was splashed again by the murky water, and kept shouting out for help.

Then he made a speech like this as he proclaimed:

“Didn’t the bull carry his cargo of love in this way

when he led Europa over the waves to Krete?

Such is the way this frog set out and led a mouse to his house

after raising his pale body on the white wave.”

Suddenly, a water snake appeared, a bitter sight to both,

holding his throat up straight out of the water.

When he saw him, Bellowmouth went under water, considering not

what sort of friend he was about to abandon to death.

He submerged in the depth of the pond, and avoided black death.

But the mouse, as he was let go, fell backward into the water,

clenched his hands, and squeaked as he was dying.

Several times he went down below the water, and several times

he kicked and came back up. But it was not possible to ward off fate.

His wet hair put more weight on him,