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  1. COVER
  2. TITLE PAGE
  3. COPYRIGHT
  4. DEDICATION
  5. CONTENTS
  6. INTRODUCTION
  7. THE BIRTH OF LOVE
  8. THE ORIGINS OF THE TROJAN WAR
  9. THE TRUCE
  10. HECTOR VERSUS ACHILLES
  11. THE DEATH OF ACHILLES
  12. THE CYCLOPS
  13. THE SONG OF DEMODOCUS
  14. AND SO TO BED
  15. PROMETHEUS AND PANDORA
  16. WHATEVER ONE LOVES
  17. PERSEPHONE AND THE POMEGRANATE SEEDS
  18. THE LIFE OF AESOP
  19. THE BATTLE OF THE FROGS AND MICE
  20. THE VENGEANCE OF CLYTEMNESTRA
  21. EDUCATING CYRUS
  22. DARIUS AND THE SCYTHIANS
  23. XERXES’ CHOICE
  24. THE FALL OF THE BARBARIANS
  25. THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL
  26. A BEAST OF INDIA
  27. THE ECSTASY
  28. HIPPOLYTUS AND HIS HORSES
  29. EURIPIDES THE WOMAN-HATER
  30. OEDIPUS LEARNS THE TRUTH
  31. ONE GIRL VERSUS THE LAW
  32. THE PLAGUE AT ATHENS
  33. THE MURDER OF ERATOSTHENES
  34. THE POWER OF LOVE
  35. THE AGEING PROCESS
  36. THREE TYPES
  37. THE MISANTHROPE
  38. THE CONTEST OF TWO MOUNTAINS
  39. HERCULES AND THE TWELVE LABOURS
  40. ALEXANDER THE GREAT MEETS THE RAM GOD
  41. THE DEATH OF ALEXANDER
  42. THE CONSTELLATION OF THE MAIDEN
  43. THE MERCHANT
  44. EUROPA AND THE BULL
  45. TROUBLE COMES TO TOWN
  46. PHILOCTETES
  47. SLAUGHTER OF THE HUSBANDS
  48. THE GOLDEN FLEECE
  49. MEDEA’S REVENGE
  50. ARIADNE AND THESEUS
  51. ALCIBIADES
  52. IN THE BEGINNING
  53. SULPICIA’S BIRTHDAY
  54. THE TROJAN HORSE
  55. DIDO AND AENEAS
  56. ROMULUS AND REMUS
  57. THE GEESE ON THE CAPITOL
  58. THE RISE OF HANNIBAL
  59. ATTIS AND THE MOTHER GODDESS
  60. A COUNTRY VILLA
  61. SPARTACUS
  62. A WOMAN SCORNED?
  63. CICERO: FOR HIS DAUGHTER
  64. CAESAR VERSUS POMPEY
  65. DIVINE CAESAR
  66. ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
  67. TO HEAL AN ASP BITE
  68. THE GNAT
  69. ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE
  70. NARCISSUS
  71. DIANA & ACTAEON
  72. PYGMALION
  73. OVID’S DEFENCE
  74. THE TOWN AND THE COUNTRY MOUSE
  75. THE EMPEROR’S SLAVE
  76. THE RICHES OF CALIGULA
  77. THE PUMPKINIFICATION OF EMPEROR CLAUDIUS
  78. THE STORY OF BRITAIN
  79. THE GREAT FIRE OF ROME
  80. DINNER AT TRIMALCHIO’S
  81. THE ERUPTION OF VESUVIUS
  82. ON LAMPSTANDS, THE DISCOVERY OF GLASS, ON THE DOLPHIN
  83. THE MADNESS OF HERCULES
  84. THE SIEGE OF JOTAPATA
  85. THE COLOSSAL TURBOT
  86. CANNIBALS IN EGYPT
  87. ACHILLES BECOMES A GIRL
  88. THE IMPORTANCE OF BREAST MILK
  89. DO IT YOURSELF
  90. ANDROCLES AND THE LION
  91. PERSEUS AND MEDUSA
  92. WAR ON THE GIANTS
  93. THE METAMORPHOSIS OF CERAMBUS
  94. FIRST LOVE
  95. A SHAM SACRIFICE
  96. THE DREAM OF LUCIAN
  97. PRAXITELES AND THE GODDESS
  98. CUPID AND PSYCHE
  99. A PICTURE OF PHAËTHON
  100. THE WEDDING FEAST
  101. CUPID CRUCIFIED
  102. A CLASSICS STUDENT
  103. THE PHOENIX
  104. THE TWICE-BORN GOD
  105. INTRIGUES AT THE PALACE
  106. A MEETING WITH LADY PHILOSOPHY
  107. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  108. EXTENDED COPYRIGHT
  109. About the Author
  110. An Invitation from the Publisher

A WOMAN SCORNED?

Pro Caelio

Cicero

Translated by William Guthrie, 1741

A theatrical episode from a real defence speech delivered by the great orator, lawyer and statesman Cicero (106–43 BC) in Rome in April 56 BC. A young man named Caelius Rufus has been implicated in the assassination of an Alexandrian. First, it is alleged, Caelius borrowed gold from a woman named Clodia and used it to pay slaves to carry out the murder. Then he supposedly attempted, unsuccessfully, to silence Clodia with poison. Cicero happened to be a mentor to the defendant and an enemy of Clodia’s brother. His defence speech provided him with an opportunity to denigrate Clodia and her family. A member of the aristocracy, whose ancestors had ruled Rome for centuries, Clodia was married to a senator named Metellus Celer until he died unexpectedly in 59 BC. Cicero capitalises on the rumours surrounding her private life. Not only did she commit incest with her brother, he suggests, but she murdered her husband, just as Clytemnestra murdered Agamemnon (see Story 14). Cicero’s trick is to present Clodia as little more than a common prostitute (a ‘quadrans’ was the price of entry to the cheap baths). Like Medea, who took vengeance upon her lover Jason when he spurned her (see Story 43), Cicero suggests, Clodia has been spurned by Caelius and is seeking revenge in court. Cicero even goes so far as to adopt the persona of Clodia’s illustrious ancestor Appius Claudius Caecus.

There are two charges (one relating to gold, the other to poison) urged against the same person. It is said that gold was borrowed of Clodia, and a poison prepared to despatch her. Every thing else urged is not criminal, but scandalous, and more properly the subject of a scolding, than a public trial. To call adulterer, whoremaster, pimp, is to rail, not to accuse. For such charges there is not so much as a foundation where you can fix them; they are opprobrious terms, rashly poured out, without any grounds, by a passionate accuser.

I have the source, I have the author, I have the precise principle and rise of all these calumnies in my eye. There was a necessity for gold; he borrowed it of Clodia; he borrowed it without any evidence, and he had it as long as he pleased. Here I can perceive a strong presumption of a certain prodigious intimacy. He had a mind to kill the same lady; he looked out for poison; he applied to all he could; he prepared it; he fixed on the place; he brought it. Here again I can discern the most inveterate hatred, with a most cruel quarrel broken out. In this whole affair, my lords, we have to do with Clodia, a woman not only noble, but notorious; of whom I shall say nothing, but so far as I am obliged for the vindication of my client.