Chapters (110)
- COVER
- TITLE PAGE
- COPYRIGHT
- DEDICATION
- CONTENTS
- INTRODUCTION
- THE BIRTH OF LOVE
- THE ORIGINS OF THE TROJAN WAR
- THE TRUCE
- HECTOR VERSUS ACHILLES
- THE DEATH OF ACHILLES
- THE CYCLOPS
- THE SONG OF DEMODOCUS
- AND SO TO BED
- PROMETHEUS AND PANDORA
- WHATEVER ONE LOVES
- PERSEPHONE AND THE POMEGRANATE SEEDS
- THE LIFE OF AESOP
- THE BATTLE OF THE FROGS AND MICE
- THE VENGEANCE OF CLYTEMNESTRA
- EDUCATING CYRUS
- DARIUS AND THE SCYTHIANS
- XERXES’ CHOICE
- THE FALL OF THE BARBARIANS
- THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL
- A BEAST OF INDIA
- THE ECSTASY
- HIPPOLYTUS AND HIS HORSES
- EURIPIDES THE WOMAN-HATER
- OEDIPUS LEARNS THE TRUTH
- ONE GIRL VERSUS THE LAW
- THE PLAGUE AT ATHENS
- THE MURDER OF ERATOSTHENES
- THE POWER OF LOVE
- THE AGEING PROCESS
- THREE TYPES
- THE MISANTHROPE
- THE CONTEST OF TWO MOUNTAINS
- HERCULES AND THE TWELVE LABOURS
- ALEXANDER THE GREAT MEETS THE RAM GOD
- THE DEATH OF ALEXANDER
- THE CONSTELLATION OF THE MAIDEN
- THE MERCHANT
- EUROPA AND THE BULL
- TROUBLE COMES TO TOWN
- PHILOCTETES
- SLAUGHTER OF THE HUSBANDS
- THE GOLDEN FLEECE
- MEDEA’S REVENGE
- ARIADNE AND THESEUS
- ALCIBIADES
- IN THE BEGINNING
- SULPICIA’S BIRTHDAY
- THE TROJAN HORSE
- DIDO AND AENEAS
- ROMULUS AND REMUS
- THE GEESE ON THE CAPITOL
- THE RISE OF HANNIBAL
- ATTIS AND THE MOTHER GODDESS
- A COUNTRY VILLA
- SPARTACUS
- A WOMAN SCORNED?
- CICERO: FOR HIS DAUGHTER
- CAESAR VERSUS POMPEY
- DIVINE CAESAR
- ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
- TO HEAL AN ASP BITE
- THE GNAT
- ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE
- NARCISSUS
- DIANA & ACTAEON
- PYGMALION
- OVID’S DEFENCE
- THE TOWN AND THE COUNTRY MOUSE
- THE EMPEROR’S SLAVE
- THE RICHES OF CALIGULA
- THE PUMPKINIFICATION OF EMPEROR CLAUDIUS
- THE STORY OF BRITAIN
- THE GREAT FIRE OF ROME
- DINNER AT TRIMALCHIO’S
- THE ERUPTION OF VESUVIUS
- ON LAMPSTANDS, THE DISCOVERY OF GLASS, ON THE DOLPHIN
- THE MADNESS OF HERCULES
- THE SIEGE OF JOTAPATA
- THE COLOSSAL TURBOT
- CANNIBALS IN EGYPT
- ACHILLES BECOMES A GIRL
- THE IMPORTANCE OF BREAST MILK
- DO IT YOURSELF
- ANDROCLES AND THE LION
- PERSEUS AND MEDUSA
- WAR ON THE GIANTS
- THE METAMORPHOSIS OF CERAMBUS
- FIRST LOVE
- A SHAM SACRIFICE
- THE DREAM OF LUCIAN
- PRAXITELES AND THE GODDESS
- CUPID AND PSYCHE
- A PICTURE OF PHAËTHON
- THE WEDDING FEAST
- CUPID CRUCIFIED
- A CLASSICS STUDENT
- THE PHOENIX
- THE TWICE-BORN GOD
- INTRIGUES AT THE PALACE
- A MEETING WITH LADY PHILOSOPHY
- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
- EXTENDED COPYRIGHT
- About the Author
- An Invitation from the Publisher
to gather scattered inhabitants into communities, leaving
the ancient woods, and deserting the groves where our ancestors lived;
to put up houses, placing another man’s dwelling beside
our own abode, ensuring that we all slept safe and sound
in the knowledge that each had a friend next door; to shield with our weapons
a fallen comrade or one who reeled from a shocking wound;
to sound the call on a common trumpet; to man the turrets
in joint defence, and fasten the gate with a single key.
But nowadays snakes maintain a greater harmony. Spotted
animals spare their spotted kin; when did a stronger
lion tear the life from a weaker? Was there ever a forest
where a boar was killed, gashed by the tusks of a larger boar?
In India, one ferocious tigress lives with another
in constant peace; and savage bears observe an agreement.
To man, however, it is not enough to have forged his deadly
blades on an evil anvil. Early smiths were accustomed
to spend their energies fashioning only hoes and scuffles,
mattocks and ploughshares; they hadn’t the skill to produce a sword.
But here is a people whose fury is not appeased by an act
of simple murder, who regard trunks, and arms, and faces
as a kind of food! What, one asks, would Pythagoras say?
Would he not take flight to no matter where, on witnessing these
enormities—that man who refused all meat, as though it were human,
and denied himself even the pleasure of certain vegetable dishes?
ACHILLES BECOMES A GIRL
Achilleid, Book I
Statius
Translated by D. R. Shackleton Bailey, 2003
The Achilleid, an epic poem by Statius (c. AD 45–c. 96), is an unfinished Latin ‘biography’ of the Greek hero Achilles, tracing his life from his earliest childhood. Achilles’ mother, Thetis, is a sea nymph or ‘Nereid’. She has divine connections but seems entirely human as she tries desperately to prevent her son from going to fight at Troy, where she knows he is fated to die. A prequel, of sorts, to Homer’s Iliad, the poem even has Patroclus, Achilles’ closest friend in the epic, feature in his early life.