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Chapters (110)
  1. COVER
  2. TITLE PAGE
  3. COPYRIGHT
  4. DEDICATION
  5. CONTENTS
  6. INTRODUCTION
  7. THE BIRTH OF LOVE
  8. THE ORIGINS OF THE TROJAN WAR
  9. THE TRUCE
  10. HECTOR VERSUS ACHILLES
  11. THE DEATH OF ACHILLES
  12. THE CYCLOPS
  13. THE SONG OF DEMODOCUS
  14. AND SO TO BED
  15. PROMETHEUS AND PANDORA
  16. WHATEVER ONE LOVES
  17. PERSEPHONE AND THE POMEGRANATE SEEDS
  18. THE LIFE OF AESOP
  19. THE BATTLE OF THE FROGS AND MICE
  20. THE VENGEANCE OF CLYTEMNESTRA
  21. EDUCATING CYRUS
  22. DARIUS AND THE SCYTHIANS
  23. XERXES’ CHOICE
  24. THE FALL OF THE BARBARIANS
  25. THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL
  26. A BEAST OF INDIA
  27. THE ECSTASY
  28. HIPPOLYTUS AND HIS HORSES
  29. EURIPIDES THE WOMAN-HATER
  30. OEDIPUS LEARNS THE TRUTH
  31. ONE GIRL VERSUS THE LAW
  32. THE PLAGUE AT ATHENS
  33. THE MURDER OF ERATOSTHENES
  34. THE POWER OF LOVE
  35. THE AGEING PROCESS
  36. THREE TYPES
  37. THE MISANTHROPE
  38. THE CONTEST OF TWO MOUNTAINS
  39. HERCULES AND THE TWELVE LABOURS
  40. ALEXANDER THE GREAT MEETS THE RAM GOD
  41. THE DEATH OF ALEXANDER
  42. THE CONSTELLATION OF THE MAIDEN
  43. THE MERCHANT
  44. EUROPA AND THE BULL
  45. TROUBLE COMES TO TOWN
  46. PHILOCTETES
  47. SLAUGHTER OF THE HUSBANDS
  48. THE GOLDEN FLEECE
  49. MEDEA’S REVENGE
  50. ARIADNE AND THESEUS
  51. ALCIBIADES
  52. IN THE BEGINNING
  53. SULPICIA’S BIRTHDAY
  54. THE TROJAN HORSE
  55. DIDO AND AENEAS
  56. ROMULUS AND REMUS
  57. THE GEESE ON THE CAPITOL
  58. THE RISE OF HANNIBAL
  59. ATTIS AND THE MOTHER GODDESS
  60. A COUNTRY VILLA
  61. SPARTACUS
  62. A WOMAN SCORNED?
  63. CICERO: FOR HIS DAUGHTER
  64. CAESAR VERSUS POMPEY
  65. DIVINE CAESAR
  66. ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
  67. TO HEAL AN ASP BITE
  68. THE GNAT
  69. ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE
  70. NARCISSUS
  71. DIANA & ACTAEON
  72. PYGMALION
  73. OVID’S DEFENCE
  74. THE TOWN AND THE COUNTRY MOUSE
  75. THE EMPEROR’S SLAVE
  76. THE RICHES OF CALIGULA
  77. THE PUMPKINIFICATION OF EMPEROR CLAUDIUS
  78. THE STORY OF BRITAIN
  79. THE GREAT FIRE OF ROME
  80. DINNER AT TRIMALCHIO’S
  81. THE ERUPTION OF VESUVIUS
  82. ON LAMPSTANDS, THE DISCOVERY OF GLASS, ON THE DOLPHIN
  83. THE MADNESS OF HERCULES
  84. THE SIEGE OF JOTAPATA
  85. THE COLOSSAL TURBOT
  86. CANNIBALS IN EGYPT
  87. ACHILLES BECOMES A GIRL
  88. THE IMPORTANCE OF BREAST MILK
  89. DO IT YOURSELF
  90. ANDROCLES AND THE LION
  91. PERSEUS AND MEDUSA
  92. WAR ON THE GIANTS
  93. THE METAMORPHOSIS OF CERAMBUS
  94. FIRST LOVE
  95. A SHAM SACRIFICE
  96. THE DREAM OF LUCIAN
  97. PRAXITELES AND THE GODDESS
  98. CUPID AND PSYCHE
  99. A PICTURE OF PHAËTHON
  100. THE WEDDING FEAST
  101. CUPID CRUCIFIED
  102. A CLASSICS STUDENT
  103. THE PHOENIX
  104. THE TWICE-BORN GOD
  105. INTRIGUES AT THE PALACE
  106. A MEETING WITH LADY PHILOSOPHY
  107. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  108. EXTENDED COPYRIGHT
  109. About the Author
  110. An Invitation from the Publisher

The daughters of Celeus caught sight of her as they came

that way to draw water, and carry it back

to their father’s place in great big pitchers of bronze:

Callidicē and Clisidicē, beautiful Dēmō

and Callithoē, the eldest girl of all four,

more like goddesses in the first flower of youth.

They had no idea who she was – it’s hard for people

to recognise gods – so they came straight up to her

and demanded, ‘Madam, where have you come from

and who, of all the old women here, are you?

Why is it that you’ve walked out past the town

and don’t go to its houses? Plenty of ladies

the same age as you, and others who are younger,

are there now, in buildings sheltered from the heat,

to welcome you with a kind word and a kind turn.’

When they had done, the royal goddess replied:

‘Good day to you, girls, whoever you may be;

I’ll tell you what you want to know, for it’s surely

not wrong, when you’re asked, to explain the truth.

I am called Grace – my mother gave me that name –

and I have travelled on the broad back of the sea

all the way from Crete – not wanting to, but forced

to make the journey by men who had snatched me,

gangsters, all of them. In that fast ship of theirs

they put in at Thoricos, where the women

disembarked together, and they themselves began

making their supper down by the stern-cables.

But I had no appetite for any meal that they made,

and when their backs were turned I disappeared

into dark country, and escaped from those men

before they could sell me, stolen goods, at a

good price, bullies and fixers that they were.

That’s how I arrived like a vagrant, and I

don’t know what country it is, or who lives here.

May the gods who have their homes on Olympus

send you good husbands and plenty of children

to please the parents; but now, spare a thought

for me, like the well brought-up girls that you are,

and maybe I can come to one of your houses

to do some honest work for the ladies and gentlemen

living there, the kind of thing a woman of my age

does best: I can nurse a new baby, and hold

him safe in my arms; I can keep the place clean;

I can make up the master’s bed in a corner

of the great bedchamber, and give all the right

instructions to serving women in the house.’

It was the goddess who said this; immediately

the girl Callidicē, loveliest of Celeus’ daughters,

spoke back to her, calling her Grandma, and saying:

‘Whatever the gods give, however grievous the hardship,

people put up with it, as they must, for the gods

are that much stronger: it’s just how things are.

But something I can do is tell you the names