Chapters (110)
- COVER
- TITLE PAGE
- COPYRIGHT
- DEDICATION
- CONTENTS
- INTRODUCTION
- THE BIRTH OF LOVE
- THE ORIGINS OF THE TROJAN WAR
- THE TRUCE
- HECTOR VERSUS ACHILLES
- THE DEATH OF ACHILLES
- THE CYCLOPS
- THE SONG OF DEMODOCUS
- AND SO TO BED
- PROMETHEUS AND PANDORA
- WHATEVER ONE LOVES
- PERSEPHONE AND THE POMEGRANATE SEEDS
- THE LIFE OF AESOP
- THE BATTLE OF THE FROGS AND MICE
- THE VENGEANCE OF CLYTEMNESTRA
- EDUCATING CYRUS
- DARIUS AND THE SCYTHIANS
- XERXES’ CHOICE
- THE FALL OF THE BARBARIANS
- THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL
- A BEAST OF INDIA
- THE ECSTASY
- HIPPOLYTUS AND HIS HORSES
- EURIPIDES THE WOMAN-HATER
- OEDIPUS LEARNS THE TRUTH
- ONE GIRL VERSUS THE LAW
- THE PLAGUE AT ATHENS
- THE MURDER OF ERATOSTHENES
- THE POWER OF LOVE
- THE AGEING PROCESS
- THREE TYPES
- THE MISANTHROPE
- THE CONTEST OF TWO MOUNTAINS
- HERCULES AND THE TWELVE LABOURS
- ALEXANDER THE GREAT MEETS THE RAM GOD
- THE DEATH OF ALEXANDER
- THE CONSTELLATION OF THE MAIDEN
- THE MERCHANT
- EUROPA AND THE BULL
- TROUBLE COMES TO TOWN
- PHILOCTETES
- SLAUGHTER OF THE HUSBANDS
- THE GOLDEN FLEECE
- MEDEA’S REVENGE
- ARIADNE AND THESEUS
- ALCIBIADES
- IN THE BEGINNING
- SULPICIA’S BIRTHDAY
- THE TROJAN HORSE
- DIDO AND AENEAS
- ROMULUS AND REMUS
- THE GEESE ON THE CAPITOL
- THE RISE OF HANNIBAL
- ATTIS AND THE MOTHER GODDESS
- A COUNTRY VILLA
- SPARTACUS
- A WOMAN SCORNED?
- CICERO: FOR HIS DAUGHTER
- CAESAR VERSUS POMPEY
- DIVINE CAESAR
- ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
- TO HEAL AN ASP BITE
- THE GNAT
- ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE
- NARCISSUS
- DIANA & ACTAEON
- PYGMALION
- OVID’S DEFENCE
- THE TOWN AND THE COUNTRY MOUSE
- THE EMPEROR’S SLAVE
- THE RICHES OF CALIGULA
- THE PUMPKINIFICATION OF EMPEROR CLAUDIUS
- THE STORY OF BRITAIN
- THE GREAT FIRE OF ROME
- DINNER AT TRIMALCHIO’S
- THE ERUPTION OF VESUVIUS
- ON LAMPSTANDS, THE DISCOVERY OF GLASS, ON THE DOLPHIN
- THE MADNESS OF HERCULES
- THE SIEGE OF JOTAPATA
- THE COLOSSAL TURBOT
- CANNIBALS IN EGYPT
- ACHILLES BECOMES A GIRL
- THE IMPORTANCE OF BREAST MILK
- DO IT YOURSELF
- ANDROCLES AND THE LION
- PERSEUS AND MEDUSA
- WAR ON THE GIANTS
- THE METAMORPHOSIS OF CERAMBUS
- FIRST LOVE
- A SHAM SACRIFICE
- THE DREAM OF LUCIAN
- PRAXITELES AND THE GODDESS
- CUPID AND PSYCHE
- A PICTURE OF PHAËTHON
- THE WEDDING FEAST
- CUPID CRUCIFIED
- A CLASSICS STUDENT
- THE PHOENIX
- THE TWICE-BORN GOD
- INTRIGUES AT THE PALACE
- A MEETING WITH LADY PHILOSOPHY
- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
- EXTENDED COPYRIGHT
- About the Author
- An Invitation from the Publisher
bellies which could be forgiven by the very ghosts of the people
whose bodies they used as food? Now, of course, we know better
thanks to the teachings of Zeno, but who would expect a Spaniard
to be a Stoic, at least in the days of old Metellus?
Today the entire world has its Graeco-Roman culture;
smooth-tongued Gaul has been coaching British barristers; now
there’s talk of hiring a rhetoric-teacher in Timbuctoo!
The community mentioned, however, was noble. It was matched by Zacynthus in valour and loyalty, and indeed outweighed in the scale of disaster.
But what excuse does Egypt have for being more savage
than Crimea’s altar? (For the Tauric founder of that ghastly rite,
if one accepts the poets’ tradition as worthy of credence,
contents herself with human sacrifice. Therefore the victim
has nothing more hideous to fear beyond the knife.) What affliction
recently goaded them? What ravenous hunger, what army
besieging their city walls impelled them to hazard an outrage
so revolting? What more could they do, if the land of Memphis
were parched with drought, to shame the lazy Nile into rising?
Neither the dreaded Cimbrian hordes, nor the barbarous Britons,
nor the grim Sarmatians, nor yet the wild Agathyrsi raged
with the utter frenzy displayed by that soft and worthless rabble
who are used to setting their tiny sails on earthenware vessels,
and to bending over their miniature oars in painted potsherds.
You will never match such a crime with punishment, or devise retribution
to suit communities such as these; for in their way of thinking
hunger and anger are one and the same. By giving tears
to the human race Nature revealed she was giving us also
tender hearts; compassion is the finest part of our make-up.
She therefore moves us to pity the accused, as he pleads his case
unkempt in body and dress, or the orphan who brings to court
his swindling guardian, and whose face, streaming with tears, and framed
by his girlish hair, invites the question ‘Is he a boy?’.
It is Nature who makes us cry when we meet the cortège of a girl
on the eve of marriage, or a little child too small for the pyre
is laid in a grave. For what good man—the sort who deserves
the initiate’s torch and lives as the priest of Ceres would have him—
believes that any woes are remote from him? It is this
that marks us off from the brutish herd. Moreover, we only
possess an intellect worthy of homage, have god-like powers,
and are able to learn and practise the arts of civilization,
because we received that gift, sent down from the castle in heaven,
which is lacking in four-footed creatures that stare at the ground. To them,
when the world began, our common creator granted no more
than the breath of life; to us, a soul as well. He intended
that our fellow-feeling should lead us to ask and offer help;