Chapters (110)
- COVER
- TITLE PAGE
- COPYRIGHT
- DEDICATION
- CONTENTS
- INTRODUCTION
- THE BIRTH OF LOVE
- THE ORIGINS OF THE TROJAN WAR
- THE TRUCE
- HECTOR VERSUS ACHILLES
- THE DEATH OF ACHILLES
- THE CYCLOPS
- THE SONG OF DEMODOCUS
- AND SO TO BED
- PROMETHEUS AND PANDORA
- WHATEVER ONE LOVES
- PERSEPHONE AND THE POMEGRANATE SEEDS
- THE LIFE OF AESOP
- THE BATTLE OF THE FROGS AND MICE
- THE VENGEANCE OF CLYTEMNESTRA
- EDUCATING CYRUS
- DARIUS AND THE SCYTHIANS
- XERXES’ CHOICE
- THE FALL OF THE BARBARIANS
- THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL
- A BEAST OF INDIA
- THE ECSTASY
- HIPPOLYTUS AND HIS HORSES
- EURIPIDES THE WOMAN-HATER
- OEDIPUS LEARNS THE TRUTH
- ONE GIRL VERSUS THE LAW
- THE PLAGUE AT ATHENS
- THE MURDER OF ERATOSTHENES
- THE POWER OF LOVE
- THE AGEING PROCESS
- THREE TYPES
- THE MISANTHROPE
- THE CONTEST OF TWO MOUNTAINS
- HERCULES AND THE TWELVE LABOURS
- ALEXANDER THE GREAT MEETS THE RAM GOD
- THE DEATH OF ALEXANDER
- THE CONSTELLATION OF THE MAIDEN
- THE MERCHANT
- EUROPA AND THE BULL
- TROUBLE COMES TO TOWN
- PHILOCTETES
- SLAUGHTER OF THE HUSBANDS
- THE GOLDEN FLEECE
- MEDEA’S REVENGE
- ARIADNE AND THESEUS
- ALCIBIADES
- IN THE BEGINNING
- SULPICIA’S BIRTHDAY
- THE TROJAN HORSE
- DIDO AND AENEAS
- ROMULUS AND REMUS
- THE GEESE ON THE CAPITOL
- THE RISE OF HANNIBAL
- ATTIS AND THE MOTHER GODDESS
- A COUNTRY VILLA
- SPARTACUS
- A WOMAN SCORNED?
- CICERO: FOR HIS DAUGHTER
- CAESAR VERSUS POMPEY
- DIVINE CAESAR
- ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
- TO HEAL AN ASP BITE
- THE GNAT
- ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE
- NARCISSUS
- DIANA & ACTAEON
- PYGMALION
- OVID’S DEFENCE
- THE TOWN AND THE COUNTRY MOUSE
- THE EMPEROR’S SLAVE
- THE RICHES OF CALIGULA
- THE PUMPKINIFICATION OF EMPEROR CLAUDIUS
- THE STORY OF BRITAIN
- THE GREAT FIRE OF ROME
- DINNER AT TRIMALCHIO’S
- THE ERUPTION OF VESUVIUS
- ON LAMPSTANDS, THE DISCOVERY OF GLASS, ON THE DOLPHIN
- THE MADNESS OF HERCULES
- THE SIEGE OF JOTAPATA
- THE COLOSSAL TURBOT
- CANNIBALS IN EGYPT
- ACHILLES BECOMES A GIRL
- THE IMPORTANCE OF BREAST MILK
- DO IT YOURSELF
- ANDROCLES AND THE LION
- PERSEUS AND MEDUSA
- WAR ON THE GIANTS
- THE METAMORPHOSIS OF CERAMBUS
- FIRST LOVE
- A SHAM SACRIFICE
- THE DREAM OF LUCIAN
- PRAXITELES AND THE GODDESS
- CUPID AND PSYCHE
- A PICTURE OF PHAËTHON
- THE WEDDING FEAST
- CUPID CRUCIFIED
- A CLASSICS STUDENT
- THE PHOENIX
- THE TWICE-BORN GOD
- INTRIGUES AT THE PALACE
- A MEETING WITH LADY PHILOSOPHY
- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
- EXTENDED COPYRIGHT
- About the Author
- An Invitation from the Publisher
playing at soldiers—because no bodies are there to stamp on.
What is the point of a host of thousands starting a fight
if no one is killed? And so the attack grows fiercer; they look for
stones on the ground; then, bending their arms, they proceed to hurl them—
the type of weapon normally used by rioting crowds,
not great rocks of the size propelled by Turnus and Ajax,
and not so heavy as that with which the son of Tydeus
smashed Aeneas’ hip, but such as the hands of today
can manage to throw, hands of a kind so different from theirs.
For the human race was already declining in Homer’s time.
Now the earth gives birth to such nasty and puny creatures
that any god who observes them is moved to laughter and loathing.
After that brief digression our story continues. When one side
was joined by reserves, suddenly swords appeared in their hands;
they at once stepped up the attack with showers of deadly arrows.
As Ombi advanced, those who reside in the shady palmgrove
of nearby Téntyra turned their backs and fled in disorder.
One, as he ran in mindless panic, happened to trip,
and was seized. He was promptly chopped into countless bits and pieces,
so that a single corpse might furnish numerous helpings.
After that, the victorious mob devoured the lot,
and picked his bones. They didn’t boil him in a seething cauldron
or roast him on spits. It seemed too long and too slow a business
to wait for a hearth. They were happy to eat the carcase raw.
One can only be grateful here, that they didn’t profane the fire
which you, Prometheus, stole from the highest courts of heaven
and gave to earth. Three cheers for that element! And I imagine
you share my pleasure. But, to the man who chewed the corpse,
that was the most delicious meat he had ever tasted.
Nor, in this horrid act, would I leave you wondering whether
it was only the leader’s gullet that experienced pleasure. The man
who had stood on the edge of the scrimmage, when nothing was left of the carcase,
scratched the ground with his nails to obtain a lick of the gore.
The Váscones, so the story goes, turned to such victuals
to prolong their lives. But the case was different; for over there
they had to contend with a hostile fortune, the disasters of war,
desperate conditions, the appalling distress of a lengthy siege.
It was when they had eaten every plant and creature and object
to which the pangs of a famished stomach drove them, when even too
their enemies pitied their pallor and their wasted skeletal limbs,
that they tore at another’s flesh in their hunger; they were ready to swallow
even their own. What man or god could withhold indulgence
from bellies reduced to such frightful, and such outlandish, extremities,