Contents ( 212)
- PENGUIN BOOKS DORK
- Contents
- 1. DISCOVERY
- Under the Sink
- AUTHOR’S NOTE
- 2. DUFRESNE
- Robin ‘Einstein’ Varghese’s Diary
- 2 April 2006
- 4 p.m.
- ROBIN WERE GEESE—WIMWI
- 3 April 2006
- 3 a.m.
- 11 a.m.
- 2 p.m.
- 6 p.m.
- 7 p.m.
- 10 p.m.
- 5 April 2006
- 11 a.m.
- 2 p.m.
- 5 p.m.
- 7 p.m.
- 6 April 2006
- 11 a.m.
- 3 p.m.
- 7 p.m.
- 10 p.m.
- 11.24 p.m.
- 9 April 2006
- 10.23 a.m.
- 7 p.m.
- 10.55 p.m.
- 11.26 p.m.
- 10 April 2006
- 8 a.m.
- 11 April 2006
- 11.13 a.m.
- 12.15 p.m.
- 4.20 p.m.
- 6 p.m.
- 15 May 2006
- 8 p.m.
- 11.23 p.m.
- 16 May 2006
- 7 p.m.
- 12.34 a.m.
- 17 May 2006
- 7.45 a.m.
- 7.53 a.m.
- 6.15 p.m.
- 7 p.m.
- 8 p.m.
- 8.15 p.m.
- 9 p.m.
- 9.43 p.m.
- 18 May 2006
- 10.10 p.m.
- 10.34 p.m.
- 20 May 2006
- 9.46 p.m.
- 21 May 2006
- 7 p.m.
- 22 May 2006
- 10.15 p.m.
- 23 May 2006
- 7 p.m.
- 24 May 2006
- 8 p.m.
- 11 p.m.
- 11.23 p.m.
- 11.25 p.m.
- 25 May 2006
- 2 p.m.
- 7.43 p.m.
- 8.13 p.m.
- 9 p.m.
- 9.32 p.m.
- 26 May 2006
- 8.30 p.m.
- 27 May 2006
- 7.23 p.m.
- 9.15 p.m.
- 28 May 2006
- 6.45 p.m.
- 29 May 2006
- 11 p.m.
- 4 June 2006
- 7.15 p.m.
- 9.20 p.m.
- 5 June 2006
- 7.13 p.m.
- 3. PANCHATANTRA
- 11 August 2006
- 11.23 p.m.
- 3 a.m.
- 3.32 a.m.
- 4.20 a.m.
- 12 August 2006
- 9.20 p.m.
- 13 August 2006
- 8.25 a.m.
- 18 August 2006
- 8.50 p.m.
- 24 August 2006
- 11.12 p.m.
- ANALYSIS
- PRESENTATION
- CLIENT RELATIONSHIP
- LEADERSHIP
- SUSTAINABLE PROJECT EXECUTION AND DIVERSIFIABILITY
- OVERALL
- 26 August 2006
- 7.38 p.m.
- 11.45 p.m.
- 27 August 2006
- 8.30 p.m.
- 28 August 2006
- 9.10 p.m.
- 11 p.m.
- 11.20 p.m.
- 3 September 2006
- 7 p.m.
- 4 September 2006
- 8.07 p.m.
- 10.20 p.m.
- 5 September 2006
- 11.09 p.m.
- 8 September 2006
- 1.02 a.m.
- 11 September 2006
- 8.02 p.m.
- 13 September 2006
- 2.16 a.m.
- 14 September 2006
- 10.35 p.m.
- 17 September 2006
- 12.14 a.m.
- 19 September 2006
- 11.15 a.m.
- 30 September 2006
- 10.30 p.m.
- 11.02 p.m.
- 4. EOQ
- 12 November 2006
- 8.20 p.m.
- 13 November 2006
- 10.23 p.m.
- 12.15 a.m.
- 14 November 2006
- 11.23 p.m.
- 12.30 a.m.
- 15 November 2006
- 8 p.m.
- 16 November 2006
- 7.40 p.m.
- 9 p.m.
- 17 November 2006
- 8.22 p.m.
- 20 November 2006
- 7.56 p.m.
- 10.20 p.m.
- 1 a.m.
- 22 November 2006
- 9.13 p.m.
- 26 November 2006
- 10.12 p.m.
- 12.05 a.m.
- 1.23 a.m.
- 27 November 2006
- 11.23 p.m.
- 12.15 a.m.
- 28 November 2006
- 9.36 p.m.
- 11.20 p.m.
- 29 November 2006
- 8.32 p.m.
- 30 November 2006
- 10.03 p.m.
- 5. ASSOCIATE???
- 11 December 2006
- 7.20 p.m.
- 13 December 2006
- 2.20 a.m.
- 15 December 2006
- 10.10 p.m.
- 20 December 2006
- 11.23 p.m.
- 22 December 2006
- 9.03 p.m.
- 24 December 2006
- 11.23 p.m.
- 3 January 2007
- 8.43 p.m.
- 4 January 2007
- 10.03 p.m.
- 3.40 a.m.
- 6 January 2007
- 2.23 a.m.
- 4.15 a.m.
- 8 a.m.
- 9.14 p.m.
- 7 January 2007
- 8.15 a.m.
- 2.23 p.m.
- 10.23 p.m.
- 8 January 2007
- 11.54 p.m.
- 10 January 2007
- 11.07 p.m.
- 11 January 2007
- 12.35 a.m.
- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
So I came back, ordered a cappuccino and an assorted doughnut platter and saw Friends reruns on Zee Café.
What a surprising but ultimately awesome first day at work, no? I will enjoy it while it lasts. The pipeline is robust after all!
12.34 a.m.
IIIII JUSST CAME BACKFROM BOOZE PARTY
NEW RECRUITS … DANCING …
TEQUILAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
GOURI LOBBY??!
lfjhffdssssssss
17 May 2006
7.45 a.m.
Okay. Late for work. Must go take bath now.
7.53 a.m.
WHY IN GOD’S NAME IS THERE A LARGE PLASTIC SWAN IN THE BATHTUB???
6.15 p.m.
Many things have happened in the last twenty-four hours, Diary. Some of them good. Most of them terrible.
It all began when I was woken up at 11 p.m. last night by incessant knocking on the door. Standing outside was a man in a suit without a tie, looking mildly dishevelled. I immediately went on the defensive and told him that this ‘room swapping business was getting out of hand and that I intend to register a complaint with the hotel manager’. He looked at me, a little shaken, before interceding and telling me that he had no such intention.
I was puzzled.
It turns out that the guy at the door was Vikram Singh, one of the other new joinees. Apparently the whole new recruit gang was in the hotel ballroom downstairs celebrating after their day-long initiation programme. I had completely forgotten about them after I returned from office.
Vikram told me that Shailesh had called in and told them to include me in the festivities. Of course, I had no intention of going. After the Gouri incident in Ahmedabad I had made a solemn pledge never to touch spirits again. Singh insisted that I join them and at least get to meet everyone. But I remained steadfast in my determination.
And then he let it slip that the two partners downstairs would be disappointed. Now I am not one to pander or suck up to top management. But a good rapport with a partner, we all know, can be that extra wind beneath my consulting wings.
I exchanged my Yanni pyjamas for a suit in less than fifteen minutes. A record!
The party was unpleasant enough. I mixed with everyone, smiling and laughing very fakely indeed. Till Vineet Aul—new joinee, ISB, hometown Delhi—announced that it was time for tequila shots. Both partners were particularly enthusiastic and said that I shouldn’t be the only one chickening out.
I have no memories whatsoever after the second shot. Can this be a medical problem? This was the second time in a month that I passed out after … Surely I can drink more than two tequila shots, Diary?
When I woke up in the morning in my bed, I was still wearing a suit but there was that pineapple on the TV and a large plastic swan in the bathtub. Putting two and two together I concluded that something terrible had happened at the party.
I was feeling extremely perturbed when I stepped into the office. Shailesh was nowhere to be seen, but there was a short, pudgy fellow—Ram Shankar, IIM-B, Chennai—sitting at one of the workstations. His laptop was open in front of him and he was chuckling away at a YouTube video.