Contents ( 212)
- PENGUIN BOOKS DORK
- Contents
- 1. DISCOVERY
- Under the Sink
- AUTHOR’S NOTE
- 2. DUFRESNE
- Robin ‘Einstein’ Varghese’s Diary
- 2 April 2006
- 4 p.m.
- ROBIN WERE GEESE—WIMWI
- 3 April 2006
- 3 a.m.
- 11 a.m.
- 2 p.m.
- 6 p.m.
- 7 p.m.
- 10 p.m.
- 5 April 2006
- 11 a.m.
- 2 p.m.
- 5 p.m.
- 7 p.m.
- 6 April 2006
- 11 a.m.
- 3 p.m.
- 7 p.m.
- 10 p.m.
- 11.24 p.m.
- 9 April 2006
- 10.23 a.m.
- 7 p.m.
- 10.55 p.m.
- 11.26 p.m.
- 10 April 2006
- 8 a.m.
- 11 April 2006
- 11.13 a.m.
- 12.15 p.m.
- 4.20 p.m.
- 6 p.m.
- 15 May 2006
- 8 p.m.
- 11.23 p.m.
- 16 May 2006
- 7 p.m.
- 12.34 a.m.
- 17 May 2006
- 7.45 a.m.
- 7.53 a.m.
- 6.15 p.m.
- 7 p.m.
- 8 p.m.
- 8.15 p.m.
- 9 p.m.
- 9.43 p.m.
- 18 May 2006
- 10.10 p.m.
- 10.34 p.m.
- 20 May 2006
- 9.46 p.m.
- 21 May 2006
- 7 p.m.
- 22 May 2006
- 10.15 p.m.
- 23 May 2006
- 7 p.m.
- 24 May 2006
- 8 p.m.
- 11 p.m.
- 11.23 p.m.
- 11.25 p.m.
- 25 May 2006
- 2 p.m.
- 7.43 p.m.
- 8.13 p.m.
- 9 p.m.
- 9.32 p.m.
- 26 May 2006
- 8.30 p.m.
- 27 May 2006
- 7.23 p.m.
- 9.15 p.m.
- 28 May 2006
- 6.45 p.m.
- 29 May 2006
- 11 p.m.
- 4 June 2006
- 7.15 p.m.
- 9.20 p.m.
- 5 June 2006
- 7.13 p.m.
- 3. PANCHATANTRA
- 11 August 2006
- 11.23 p.m.
- 3 a.m.
- 3.32 a.m.
- 4.20 a.m.
- 12 August 2006
- 9.20 p.m.
- 13 August 2006
- 8.25 a.m.
- 18 August 2006
- 8.50 p.m.
- 24 August 2006
- 11.12 p.m.
- ANALYSIS
- PRESENTATION
- CLIENT RELATIONSHIP
- LEADERSHIP
- SUSTAINABLE PROJECT EXECUTION AND DIVERSIFIABILITY
- OVERALL
- 26 August 2006
- 7.38 p.m.
- 11.45 p.m.
- 27 August 2006
- 8.30 p.m.
- 28 August 2006
- 9.10 p.m.
- 11 p.m.
- 11.20 p.m.
- 3 September 2006
- 7 p.m.
- 4 September 2006
- 8.07 p.m.
- 10.20 p.m.
- 5 September 2006
- 11.09 p.m.
- 8 September 2006
- 1.02 a.m.
- 11 September 2006
- 8.02 p.m.
- 13 September 2006
- 2.16 a.m.
- 14 September 2006
- 10.35 p.m.
- 17 September 2006
- 12.14 a.m.
- 19 September 2006
- 11.15 a.m.
- 30 September 2006
- 10.30 p.m.
- 11.02 p.m.
- 4. EOQ
- 12 November 2006
- 8.20 p.m.
- 13 November 2006
- 10.23 p.m.
- 12.15 a.m.
- 14 November 2006
- 11.23 p.m.
- 12.30 a.m.
- 15 November 2006
- 8 p.m.
- 16 November 2006
- 7.40 p.m.
- 9 p.m.
- 17 November 2006
- 8.22 p.m.
- 20 November 2006
- 7.56 p.m.
- 10.20 p.m.
- 1 a.m.
- 22 November 2006
- 9.13 p.m.
- 26 November 2006
- 10.12 p.m.
- 12.05 a.m.
- 1.23 a.m.
- 27 November 2006
- 11.23 p.m.
- 12.15 a.m.
- 28 November 2006
- 9.36 p.m.
- 11.20 p.m.
- 29 November 2006
- 8.32 p.m.
- 30 November 2006
- 10.03 p.m.
- 5. ASSOCIATE???
- 11 December 2006
- 7.20 p.m.
- 13 December 2006
- 2.20 a.m.
- 15 December 2006
- 10.10 p.m.
- 20 December 2006
- 11.23 p.m.
- 22 December 2006
- 9.03 p.m.
- 24 December 2006
- 11.23 p.m.
- 3 January 2007
- 8.43 p.m.
- 4 January 2007
- 10.03 p.m.
- 3.40 a.m.
- 6 January 2007
- 2.23 a.m.
- 4.15 a.m.
- 8 a.m.
- 9.14 p.m.
- 7 January 2007
- 8.15 a.m.
- 2.23 p.m.
- 10.23 p.m.
- 8 January 2007
- 11.54 p.m.
- 10 January 2007
- 11.07 p.m.
- 11 January 2007
- 12.35 a.m.
- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
All over Gouri’s T-shirt.
Shashank said she screamed once and then refused to speak altogether. They carried me to the shower stalls on the ground floor and dropped me under one while Gouri cleaned herself at a washbasin.
By now Shashank was beginning to worry that I would miss my Kochi flight. He pulled me out and, with Gouri’s help again, dragged me to my room, opened the door and entered, only to find a mess, the beat-up TV and its trolley in the corner, and Teja sitting with my laptop. He was copying all my porn to his external hard drive. Apparently, he was also speed-watching BackSide Bonanza 7 on the side.
Teja, who did not notice Gouri behind us in the doorway, loudly exclaimed to Shashank about the ‘variety and quality’ of my porn collection.
BASTARD. BASTARD. BASTARD.
Gouri quietly stepped into my room to help Shashank drop me on the bed, and walked away. She did not utter a single word during the whole incident.
Shashank told me that he and Teja somehow managed to change me, sprayed my imported Axe Pulse all over me, packed some of my clothes into a suitcase and then put me on a bus with a bunch of other guys for the airport.
He assured me that all my stuff had been packed into boxes and shipped. I should be receiving it in a day or so. I thanked him before he hung up.
I am fighting back tears now. How will I ever look Gouri in the eye again, Diary?
Still no sign of any emails from Dufresne. I tried calling Dufresne an hour and a half ago. But everyone in Human Resources was apparently away on an off-site.
Clearly the company believes in training and development. Awesome!
Gouri …
FUCK.
6 April 2006
11 a.m.
Got a call from campus today. When Mom called me to the phone I was ecstatic. I expected them to have received some sort of correspondence from Dufresne—the delay is beginning to bother me a little.
Instead I had a very unpleasant conversation with the estate officer who informed me that they had cleaned all the vacated rooms earlier that morning and they were taken aback to find the remains of the dorm TV set in my room. Apparently the warden wants to take legal action but has finally agreed to claim the costs from my caution deposit.
He had called to say that I would only get a caution deposit refund of seventeen rupees after deductions of seven grand for the TV and fifteen hundred for the trolley.
I’m not telling Dad.
3 p.m.
Mild alarm!
I just checked my email. There is a mysterious email from a Vikram who says: ‘It was a great opportunity to network with other Dufresne joinees and I had a fantastic time. Please upload photos everyone.’
Who is this Vikram? What was his opportunity? I need to speak to someone at Dufresne as soon as possible and set things straight.