Contents ( 212)
- PENGUIN BOOKS DORK
- Contents
- 1. DISCOVERY
- Under the Sink
- AUTHOR’S NOTE
- 2. DUFRESNE
- Robin ‘Einstein’ Varghese’s Diary
- 2 April 2006
- 4 p.m.
- ROBIN WERE GEESE—WIMWI
- 3 April 2006
- 3 a.m.
- 11 a.m.
- 2 p.m.
- 6 p.m.
- 7 p.m.
- 10 p.m.
- 5 April 2006
- 11 a.m.
- 2 p.m.
- 5 p.m.
- 7 p.m.
- 6 April 2006
- 11 a.m.
- 3 p.m.
- 7 p.m.
- 10 p.m.
- 11.24 p.m.
- 9 April 2006
- 10.23 a.m.
- 7 p.m.
- 10.55 p.m.
- 11.26 p.m.
- 10 April 2006
- 8 a.m.
- 11 April 2006
- 11.13 a.m.
- 12.15 p.m.
- 4.20 p.m.
- 6 p.m.
- 15 May 2006
- 8 p.m.
- 11.23 p.m.
- 16 May 2006
- 7 p.m.
- 12.34 a.m.
- 17 May 2006
- 7.45 a.m.
- 7.53 a.m.
- 6.15 p.m.
- 7 p.m.
- 8 p.m.
- 8.15 p.m.
- 9 p.m.
- 9.43 p.m.
- 18 May 2006
- 10.10 p.m.
- 10.34 p.m.
- 20 May 2006
- 9.46 p.m.
- 21 May 2006
- 7 p.m.
- 22 May 2006
- 10.15 p.m.
- 23 May 2006
- 7 p.m.
- 24 May 2006
- 8 p.m.
- 11 p.m.
- 11.23 p.m.
- 11.25 p.m.
- 25 May 2006
- 2 p.m.
- 7.43 p.m.
- 8.13 p.m.
- 9 p.m.
- 9.32 p.m.
- 26 May 2006
- 8.30 p.m.
- 27 May 2006
- 7.23 p.m.
- 9.15 p.m.
- 28 May 2006
- 6.45 p.m.
- 29 May 2006
- 11 p.m.
- 4 June 2006
- 7.15 p.m.
- 9.20 p.m.
- 5 June 2006
- 7.13 p.m.
- 3. PANCHATANTRA
- 11 August 2006
- 11.23 p.m.
- 3 a.m.
- 3.32 a.m.
- 4.20 a.m.
- 12 August 2006
- 9.20 p.m.
- 13 August 2006
- 8.25 a.m.
- 18 August 2006
- 8.50 p.m.
- 24 August 2006
- 11.12 p.m.
- ANALYSIS
- PRESENTATION
- CLIENT RELATIONSHIP
- LEADERSHIP
- SUSTAINABLE PROJECT EXECUTION AND DIVERSIFIABILITY
- OVERALL
- 26 August 2006
- 7.38 p.m.
- 11.45 p.m.
- 27 August 2006
- 8.30 p.m.
- 28 August 2006
- 9.10 p.m.
- 11 p.m.
- 11.20 p.m.
- 3 September 2006
- 7 p.m.
- 4 September 2006
- 8.07 p.m.
- 10.20 p.m.
- 5 September 2006
- 11.09 p.m.
- 8 September 2006
- 1.02 a.m.
- 11 September 2006
- 8.02 p.m.
- 13 September 2006
- 2.16 a.m.
- 14 September 2006
- 10.35 p.m.
- 17 September 2006
- 12.14 a.m.
- 19 September 2006
- 11.15 a.m.
- 30 September 2006
- 10.30 p.m.
- 11.02 p.m.
- 4. EOQ
- 12 November 2006
- 8.20 p.m.
- 13 November 2006
- 10.23 p.m.
- 12.15 a.m.
- 14 November 2006
- 11.23 p.m.
- 12.30 a.m.
- 15 November 2006
- 8 p.m.
- 16 November 2006
- 7.40 p.m.
- 9 p.m.
- 17 November 2006
- 8.22 p.m.
- 20 November 2006
- 7.56 p.m.
- 10.20 p.m.
- 1 a.m.
- 22 November 2006
- 9.13 p.m.
- 26 November 2006
- 10.12 p.m.
- 12.05 a.m.
- 1.23 a.m.
- 27 November 2006
- 11.23 p.m.
- 12.15 a.m.
- 28 November 2006
- 9.36 p.m.
- 11.20 p.m.
- 29 November 2006
- 8.32 p.m.
- 30 November 2006
- 10.03 p.m.
- 5. ASSOCIATE???
- 11 December 2006
- 7.20 p.m.
- 13 December 2006
- 2.20 a.m.
- 15 December 2006
- 10.10 p.m.
- 20 December 2006
- 11.23 p.m.
- 22 December 2006
- 9.03 p.m.
- 24 December 2006
- 11.23 p.m.
- 3 January 2007
- 8.43 p.m.
- 4 January 2007
- 10.03 p.m.
- 3.40 a.m.
- 6 January 2007
- 2.23 a.m.
- 4.15 a.m.
- 8 a.m.
- 9.14 p.m.
- 7 January 2007
- 8.15 a.m.
- 2.23 p.m.
- 10.23 p.m.
- 8 January 2007
- 11.54 p.m.
- 10 January 2007
- 11.07 p.m.
- 11 January 2007
- 12.35 a.m.
- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Bizarre, bizarre and slightly tragic day. There is really no point in trying to blame anyone for an error when there is the death of a loved creature involved.
But it is clearly Saraf’s fault. This whole ball bearing thing is his idea. I don’t know why I played along with that fool.
12.15 a.m.
BRAINWAVE. Awesome brainwave. But will the CEO agree? More details tomorrow. Too sleepy to type out my master plan.
28 November 2006
9.36 p.m.
Of course, no one except you, Diary, will ever hear of this fantastic story. It is a stunning example of ingenuity and invention that, perhaps like the true story of Kennedy’s assassination, will never be revealed to the whole world.
Let me explain.
Last night while going to sleep I looked out of the window to make sure that none of the other four JHA guard dogs (Tiger, Dominator, Eliminator and Bunty) were roaming around gobbling up ball bearings. Suddenly I thought of the CEO’s request and then the dogs and then the ball bearings and then … VOILA! It hit me. The perfect memorial to Hiphopper right on the JHA factory premises that would not only please the CEO but also be a fitting tribute to Hiphopper’s memory.
It was such a spectacular idea that I couldn’t sleep a wink all night. Besides, sleeping by the side of the bed with my legs under it and my head sticking out is quite uncomfortable. There is no other space left in the room more than four feet in length.
In the morning I was busy with the Dufresne team working on the first draft of our final presentation and later I met the CEO in the canteen and told him that I had something to discuss when he had a little time. He told me to pop in into his cabin around four.
I used the free time to translate my idea into a short illustrated PowerPoint presentation. Prasad was busy going through the final project PPT and didn’t look up from his laptop even once.
It was a short presentation with just eleven slides but a powerful one. My intention was to convince the CEO that my idea for a Hiphopper memorial was without doubt sheer genius.
When I eventually began presenting in his cabin he looked a little doubtful, perhaps overcome by the audacity of my plan. I told him that an ideal memorial must be simple in terms of symbolism but rich in terms of the message it conveyed. Therefore Hiphopper’s memorial must not only be symbolic of him but also convey that:
JHA will not let his death make us lose our spirit. In fact his death will motivate us to work even harder
We will not shy away from our loss. We will remember in the most visible and clear way possible. Hiphopper is not someone who will remain on a plaque.
Every generation of JHA employees must look at the memorial and be inspired. It must be big and beautiful and bold.
The manner of his death must be reflected in the memorial in a way so honest that the competing bastards in Mysore will know that their devious plan has not only NOT shaken JHA, but we actually KNOW they are responsible but are not perturbed. We are strong. We shall not be moved. We will overcome.
And then I showed him the last few minutes of Lagaan to sort of pump him up a bit.