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Contents (112)
  1. Dedication
  2. Epigraph
  3. Contents
  4. Chapter One
  5. The Cat’s Out of the Box
  6. Chapter Two
  7. The Most Important Meal of the Day
  8. Chapter Three
  9. The Comeback Kid Minus the Comebacks
  10. Chapter Four
  11. AKA Patricia
  12. Chapter Five
  13. One Size Does Not Fit All
  14. Chapter Six
  15. The Difference Between Like and Like-Like
  16. Chapter Seven
  17. Good as Gravy
  18. Chapter Eight
  19. By Invitation Only
  20. Chapter Nine
  21. The Witching Hour
  22. Chapter Ten
  23. 100% Duck
  24. Chapter Eleven
  25. It’s the Thought That Counts
  26. Chapter Twelve
  27. Our Very Best Life
  28. Chapter Thirteen
  29. The Life of the Party
  30. Chapter Fourteen
  31. Ask and You Shall Receive
  32. Chapter Fifteen
  33. R-E-S-P-E-C-T
  34. Chapter Sixteen
  35. Neutral Territory
  36. Chapter Seventeen
  37. A Girl on a Mission
  38. Chapter Eighteen
  39. Paper, Paper, Get Your Paper!
  40. Chapter Nineteen
  41. Risky Business
  42. Chapter Twenty
  43. No Right Choice
  44. Chapter Twenty-One
  45. The Kind of Promise You Can Keep
  46. Chapter Twenty-Two
  47. Behind Door Number Three
  48. Chapter Twenty-Three
  49. Common Ground
  50. Chapter Twenty-Four
  51. Back on the Market
  52. Chapter Twenty-Five
  53. Let It All Out
  54. Chapter Twenty-Six
  55. My Calling
  56. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  57. First-Date Jitters
  58. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  59. Home Sweet Home
  60. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  61. Causing a Scene
  62. Chapter Thirty
  63. A New Kind of Normal
  64. Chapter Thirty-One
  65. Stuck in the Middle
  66. Chapter Thirty-Two
  67. Three Legs Are Better Than Two
  68. Chapter Thirty-Three
  69. Project BFF
  70. Chapter Thirty-Four
  71. Lip-Synching for My Life
  72. Chapter Thirty-Five
  73. Dear Sweet Pea
  74. Author’s Note
  75. About the Author
  76. Copyright
  77. About the Publisher

I feel immediately bad. Mom’s always the one who’s there to help me through the tough stuff. I once heard her and Dad arguing over how she was always the “responsible” one. If I think about it, that makes a lot of sense, and Mom deserves to let loose too. I guess.

“I’ll hang out with Dad,” I tell her, the guilt weighing so deeply on me I’m almost sinking into the floor. “You should wear the blue. It looks really nice.”

I go to the kitchen and retrieve King Cheese from his throne on the ironing board and take him to my room.

The letter I’d planned on replying to sits on my desk, but I just can’t imagine even thinking about someone else’s problems right now.

I get into bed and pull the covers up to my chin while Cheese paws at the door, anxious to get back to his perch, I’m sure. “Come on, buddy. Don’t you feel sorry for me?”

He meows in response and nudges the door with his head.

I throw the covers back and let him out before sitting down in front of my desk. I should’ve just responded to this letter when I had the chance yesterday and when I could use Miss Flora Mae’s typewriter. Maybe I’ll just throw it away. No one would ever know, especially with all those letters she never responds to. Mine included.

But then I think about the summer after Kiera ditched me. Outside of whatever the heck I’m going through right now with Mom and Dad, it was the loneliest, most confusing time in my life that I can remember. I mean, I’m sure grown adults trying to talk gibberish at me when I was a baby was also confusing, but luckily, I have no memory of that.

My pen hovers above my notepad.

Dear High & Dry,

First things first. No one deserves to be treated the way your friend is treating you. What might be hard to remember is that this probably isn’t your fault. I think people are a little bit like boomerangs, and you’ve got to let them go so that they can come back to you. But also, sometimes people are just bad people and you gotta cut them loose. I don’t know what’s caused the change in your friend’s attitude, but it sounds like something they’ve got to deal with on their own. So give ‘em a taste of their own medicine. If they’re ignoring you, how about you ignore them back? And then, when all this blows over, you’ll either be down a friend—even if it’s a pretty crummy friend—or they’ll find their way back to you. But all you can do is live your life and be there for the people who want you around.

Sincerely,

Miss Flora Mae

I sit back in my chair and examine my handiwork. Without a doubt, my best letter to date. I think I’ve found my calling.