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Contents (112)
  1. Dedication
  2. Epigraph
  3. Contents
  4. Chapter One
  5. The Cat’s Out of the Box
  6. Chapter Two
  7. The Most Important Meal of the Day
  8. Chapter Three
  9. The Comeback Kid Minus the Comebacks
  10. Chapter Four
  11. AKA Patricia
  12. Chapter Five
  13. One Size Does Not Fit All
  14. Chapter Six
  15. The Difference Between Like and Like-Like
  16. Chapter Seven
  17. Good as Gravy
  18. Chapter Eight
  19. By Invitation Only
  20. Chapter Nine
  21. The Witching Hour
  22. Chapter Ten
  23. 100% Duck
  24. Chapter Eleven
  25. It’s the Thought That Counts
  26. Chapter Twelve
  27. Our Very Best Life
  28. Chapter Thirteen
  29. The Life of the Party
  30. Chapter Fourteen
  31. Ask and You Shall Receive
  32. Chapter Fifteen
  33. R-E-S-P-E-C-T
  34. Chapter Sixteen
  35. Neutral Territory
  36. Chapter Seventeen
  37. A Girl on a Mission
  38. Chapter Eighteen
  39. Paper, Paper, Get Your Paper!
  40. Chapter Nineteen
  41. Risky Business
  42. Chapter Twenty
  43. No Right Choice
  44. Chapter Twenty-One
  45. The Kind of Promise You Can Keep
  46. Chapter Twenty-Two
  47. Behind Door Number Three
  48. Chapter Twenty-Three
  49. Common Ground
  50. Chapter Twenty-Four
  51. Back on the Market
  52. Chapter Twenty-Five
  53. Let It All Out
  54. Chapter Twenty-Six
  55. My Calling
  56. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  57. First-Date Jitters
  58. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  59. Home Sweet Home
  60. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  61. Causing a Scene
  62. Chapter Thirty
  63. A New Kind of Normal
  64. Chapter Thirty-One
  65. Stuck in the Middle
  66. Chapter Thirty-Two
  67. Three Legs Are Better Than Two
  68. Chapter Thirty-Three
  69. Project BFF
  70. Chapter Thirty-Four
  71. Lip-Synching for My Life
  72. Chapter Thirty-Five
  73. Dear Sweet Pea
  74. Author’s Note
  75. About the Author
  76. Copyright
  77. About the Publisher

Miss Flora Mae said Joe would be picking up her letters on Monday afternoon, so once Dad has run out to give someone a quote on a paint job and I’m sure my mom has left for the office, I head over to Miss Flora Mae’s.

During the day, this place is still totally weird, but a whole lot less creepy than it was at night. The 100-percent-dead cat is still sitting there on the mantel, and I decide, Heck! If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. “Hey, Bette Davis,” I say to the cat. “You haven’t moved an inch since the last time I saw you.”

Now, if she had, that would be something to completely freak out about.

I head back to the sunroom where Miss Flora Mae keeps most of her plants and find a stereo so old it’s bigger than the giant printer in the attendance office. Taped to the side is a faded piece of paper with a few favorite radio stations penned in Miss Flora Mae’s handwriting. I turn the thing on and am hit with a wall of static.

“Yowza!” I screech and clap my hands over my ears.

I flip through the channels until I land on 109.8 Soul Food. The station is on a commercial right now for a cell phone repair shop, but I pipe up the volume so even the plants on the screened-in front porch can hear.

After grabbing a can of ginger ale from the fridge, I walk around to the little door that leads out to the porch and sit down at Miss Flora Mae’s desk in front of her pea-green typewriter. I open the drawer and find an old pair of bright-red cat-eye glasses with the lenses missing. I examine them for a minute before putting them on. Feels right.

Over the speakers, a man with a deep, smooth voice says, “Welcome back, my lunchtime angels. Let’s settle into this noon hour with a classic from the queen herself, Miss Aretha Franklin. This one’s dedicated to all you out there workin’ for the man. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, baby.”

And then I begin to type. The music sinks into my bones, and the song sounds a little familiar, like I might have heard it in a movie or something. But this Miss Aretha lady feels every word she sings. She feels it so hard that I do too. I get why Miss Flora Mae calls her the queen. Her voice makes me feel like I’ve got fire in my toes, spreading all the way up to my chest.

Typing my handwritten letter to Kiera so that it looks like it came straight from Miss Flora Mae takes a little while. I think I’ve heard about six or seven songs before I’m done. I definitely hit the wrong keys more than twice and have to start over, because there’s no backspace button on this dinosaur. Reloading the paper is a little tricky, but eventually I get it right.

When I’m done, I check on the plants once more and turn the radio off, even though I actually think I could sit here for a while longer, just listening, especially to Miss Aretha Franklin.