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Contents (112)
  1. Dedication
  2. Epigraph
  3. Contents
  4. Chapter One
  5. The Cat’s Out of the Box
  6. Chapter Two
  7. The Most Important Meal of the Day
  8. Chapter Three
  9. The Comeback Kid Minus the Comebacks
  10. Chapter Four
  11. AKA Patricia
  12. Chapter Five
  13. One Size Does Not Fit All
  14. Chapter Six
  15. The Difference Between Like and Like-Like
  16. Chapter Seven
  17. Good as Gravy
  18. Chapter Eight
  19. By Invitation Only
  20. Chapter Nine
  21. The Witching Hour
  22. Chapter Ten
  23. 100% Duck
  24. Chapter Eleven
  25. It’s the Thought That Counts
  26. Chapter Twelve
  27. Our Very Best Life
  28. Chapter Thirteen
  29. The Life of the Party
  30. Chapter Fourteen
  31. Ask and You Shall Receive
  32. Chapter Fifteen
  33. R-E-S-P-E-C-T
  34. Chapter Sixteen
  35. Neutral Territory
  36. Chapter Seventeen
  37. A Girl on a Mission
  38. Chapter Eighteen
  39. Paper, Paper, Get Your Paper!
  40. Chapter Nineteen
  41. Risky Business
  42. Chapter Twenty
  43. No Right Choice
  44. Chapter Twenty-One
  45. The Kind of Promise You Can Keep
  46. Chapter Twenty-Two
  47. Behind Door Number Three
  48. Chapter Twenty-Three
  49. Common Ground
  50. Chapter Twenty-Four
  51. Back on the Market
  52. Chapter Twenty-Five
  53. Let It All Out
  54. Chapter Twenty-Six
  55. My Calling
  56. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  57. First-Date Jitters
  58. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  59. Home Sweet Home
  60. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  61. Causing a Scene
  62. Chapter Thirty
  63. A New Kind of Normal
  64. Chapter Thirty-One
  65. Stuck in the Middle
  66. Chapter Thirty-Two
  67. Three Legs Are Better Than Two
  68. Chapter Thirty-Three
  69. Project BFF
  70. Chapter Thirty-Four
  71. Lip-Synching for My Life
  72. Chapter Thirty-Five
  73. Dear Sweet Pea
  74. Author’s Note
  75. About the Author
  76. Copyright
  77. About the Publisher

“So you were invited?” I squawk.

“I found the invitation in my mailbox last Tuesday,” he admits.

I cross my arms over my chest and blink back any stray tears. Valentine Primary School has a rule that if you’re going to hand out birthday-party invitations, you have to invite the whole class, so of course Kiera would be clever enough to get around that rule by mailing invites to her guest list. And no offense, but if she invited Oscar, she invited basically everyone. Except me.

I don’t even want to open my mouth, because I’m scared that if I do, I might cry. So I just shrug and wave to Oscar to follow me to the bus.

“You’re not even friends with Kiera,” I remind him.

“She probably just invited me to annoy you.”

“That doesn’t help,” I say through gritted teeth.

“We’ll have our own dang party,” he says. “Me, you, Cheese, and some R-rated movies from my brother’s stash.”

Oscar’s my best friend, and I think I would actually die without him, but part of me will always miss Kiera and our Saturday mornings in the bowling alley arcade.

My earliest memories of hanging out with Kiera are from the bowling alley. Our dads would meet for bowling league, and Kiera and I would find ourselves lumped together. It wasn’t friendship at first sight or anything. She liked sitting there on her dad’s knee when it wasn’t his turn, and I preferred to get lost in the arcade while I checked every crane machine to make sure someone hadn’t accidentally left their prize behind or maybe even a few spare tokens.

It was pure luck when the only time someone actually forgot their crane-machine prize, Kiera was passing through the arcade on her way to the bathroom. I gasped so loudly, she froze right there on the black carpet with neon geometric shapes.

“Is your hand caught?” she asked immediately. Her nose wrinkled up. “Or is it something gross? It’s something gross, isn’t it? The one time I stuck my hand in one of these things, I found a half-eaten hot dog.”

“What do you call a hot-dog competition?” I asked her.

She shook her head. “I don’t know, but are you ever going to pull your hand out of that crane machine?”

“Wiener takes all!” I said, and yanked my arm out of the crane machine, my fist clenched around a hot-pink stuffed elephant.

“Oh my gosh! You found that?”

She and I spent the rest of the morning checking every machine for tickets, loose change, gumballs, and whatever other treasures we might find. When we came up with nothing else, I offered her the elephant and she took it.

On the way home, I told Dad that I felt bad because I really wanted to keep the elephant and didn’t actually want to give it to Kiera, but I felt like the nice thing to do was to at least offer it to her.

“But you gave it to her anyway?” he asked. “Right?”