They all looked at me in shock. I expected it from them.

“So, what are you trying to say?” Janice asked me.

“He’s saying she needs to clear her skin up,” Corey responded for me. I didn’t expect that.

I said, “But she still has more attraction in a modeling sense than you would have,” I told Janice.

Selena began to smile, but Janice gave me the evil eye. Even Corey looked confused.

Janice said, “So, you’re just one of those conceited, rude-ass motherfuckers, huh?”

“I don’t use that kind of language to express myself with either,” I told her.

She said, “I don’t give a fuck what you do to express yourself…faggot.”

That one came out of left field. I kept my cool with her and said, “Is that the lie you’ve been told about male models, because I’m not a gay man. I simply prefer women of a higher caliber.”

“From what I hear, you don’t like women at all,” Janice responded.

What in the world was she talking about? Was my suit and tie look making her believe I was gay? That wasn’t the impression that I was aiming for.

I looked at Corey to see what his response would be. He looked at me for a hot second and looked away. Did he think I was gay, too? He knew better than that.

I lost my cool and told Janice, “So if I fucked you in the ass, would that prove that I liked women?”

“I thought you said you don’t use that kind of language,” she told me. “And a gay man would fuck a woman in the ass. That just shows how you’re used to doing it.”

“And what about you two lesbians?” I shot back. “I guess you both get off eating each other’s pussy,” I assumed distastefully. I was just saying wild shit.

“Well, which one is the man and woman for you two?” she asked me.

I didn’t even look at Corey for that. Either this woman was playing a better game than me at throwing me for a loop, or I was definitely barking up the wrong tree with my scheme.

I said, “You sure got a lot of mouth sitting over there. Now I’m wondering how much of my dick I can fit in it.”

The next thing I knew, Corey and Selena were laughing as if it was all a game. I didn’t think it was funny though. Even Janice began to crack a smile.

She said, “I can swallow a lot more than you think.”

Was it all a part of their game plan on me? I was as confused as ever.

Corey said, “Well, let’s all go on up to the room and see what’s what then.”

Janice stood up from our table. She said, “Shit, I ain’t afraid of him. Bring the shit on.”

Had I missed something? It appeared that my foul mouth had turned the bitch on. Selena stood up, too, along with Corey. I was the only one still seated.