The tent was the sole casualty of the dynamic skirmish, something the local residents say they don’t blame the Majors for. They had other words for Lord of Loss, but it was the Majors’ newest teammate who perhaps put it best.

“He’s a loser,” Limerick says, his expression flat. The youngest member’s expression is flat, but his eyes glitter with excitement. He sports dyed hair, a mask, and a black and gold outfit with paint-splashes of color on it, despite his seemingly serious, taciturn personality.

Lord of Loss is on his way to jail, authorities say. And as for the Majors?

“Going to go and do what we came here to do,” Finale says. “And get our new teammate an instrument.”

“Keep an eye out for us,” Withdrawal says.

We intend to!

Comments (163)

Jaylee Writes:
OMG. Limerick is totally my type.

Robert Taundem Writes:
That boy looks like he’s thirteen.

Jaylee Writes:
I’m fourteen and I want him to look at me like he doesn’t give a shit about me. ♥

Ted Willick Writes:
Jesus. To think I was glad the internet was back.

Mlekk Writes:
/oozes in
/gives a thumbs up
/oozes out

Caden_Grouse_2004 Writes:
Mlekk! I’m your biggest fan! You’re the coolest!

Caden_Grouse_2004 Writes:
/mlekk thanks you

Robert Taundem Writes:
You forgot to change your account, Caden.

Sveta_K Writes:
Rooting for you guys! Big win!

Big_Fat_Yam Writes:
Can’t take the bait. Every time I read an article like this and make picks for my Fantasy Cape Team it backfires. I’m in agony. What does Limerick even do? Tell me more, article! Explain these things!

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You replied… (20 minutes ago)
I saw another article about that. Sent them a message. Very cool. I want to bring them something as a celebration but I don’t know what. Cinnamon buns? Would they think that’s childish?
I was thinking of inviting them to Vista’s BBQ party. What do you think?

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Sender: Sveta_Karelia@mail (16 minutes ago)
Nobody objects to cinnamon buns. Five might roll his eyes but he’ll be secretly happy.
And yes. Only Withdrawal can drink tho.

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Sender: Etna_Huntress@mail (16 minutes ago)
Can you toss Bonespur into a hill for me, please? Will owe you one.

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Sender: Dragon (10 minutes ago)
Note: This is official Warden correspondence. Be aware that incoming and outgoing messages may be monitored or screened for security purposes.

Victoria. This is not an easy subject to broach when I know you’ve temporarily retired. I must also admit I’m wary of sending these emails after my role in what happened with the misinformation campaign.

I recently had a discussion with Riley Davis, who brought up your one-time teammate Lookout. There were allusions made to secrets, and Riley said her instincts were that there was something to look for. That was three days ago.