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  1. Ruth Jones
  2. Contents
  3. About the Author
  4. Prologue
  5. Part One
  6. 1
  7. Catrin
  8. 2
  9. Judith
  10. 3
  11. Lana
  12. 4
  13. Judith
  14. 5
  15. Lana
  16. 6
  17. Catrin
  18. 7
  19. Lana
  20. 8
  21. Judith
  22. 9
  23. Catrin
  24. 10
  25. Lana
  26. 11
  27. Judith
  28. 12
  29. Catrin
  30. 13
  31. Lana
  32. 14
  33. Catrin
  34. 15
  35. Judith
  36. 16
  37. Lana
  38. 17
  39. Catrin
  40. 18
  41. Lana
  42. 19
  43. Catrin
  44. 20
  45. Judith
  46. 21
  47. George
  48. 22
  49. Lana
  50. 23
  51. Catrin
  52. 24
  53. Gareth
  54. 25
  55. Catrin
  56. 26
  57. Judith
  58. 27
  59. Gareth
  60. 28
  61. Judith
  62. 29
  63. Lana
  64. 30
  65. Catrin
  66. 31
  67. Lana
  68. Part Two
  69. 32
  70. Catrin
  71. 33
  72. Judith
  73. 34
  74. Lana
  75. 35
  76. Catrin
  77. 36
  78. Judith
  79. 37
  80. Gareth
  81. 38
  82. Judith
  83. 39
  84. Lana
  85. 40
  86. Judith
  87. 41
  88. Catrin
  89. 42
  90. Lana
  91. Part Three
  92. 43
  93. Lana
  94. 44
  95. Catrin
  96. 45
  97. Judith
  98. 46
  99. Catrin
  100. 47
  101. Judith
  102. 48
  103. Solomon
  104. 49
  105. Lana
  106. 50
  107. Judith
  108. 51
  109. Catrin
  110. 52
  111. Judith
  112. 53
  113. Catrin
  114. 54
  115. Judith
  116. 55
  117. Gareth
  118. 56
  119. Lana
  120. 57
  121. Catrin
  122. 58
  123. Judith
  124. 59
  125. Lana
  126. 60
  127. Patricia
  128. 61
  129. Lana and Judith
  130. 62
  131. Catrin-Kelly-Judith- Harris-Lana-Lloyd
  132. Epilogue
  133. Song credits
  134. Acknowledgements
  135. Us Three A Reading Group Guide
  136. Ruth Jones Q & A
  137. prologue
  138. 2022
  139. 1
  140. grace
  141. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

‘Used to call her Garbo! Yeah, go on,’ said Judith, keen for Catrin to get to the point, the phone nestled in the crook of her neck as she nursed her sleeping grandchild.

‘Sorry, right … so, just as she was leaving she said she had some gossip to share. Well, I tried to put her off, ’cos, y’know, we’re not meant to gossip …’

‘Oh Cat! Spit it out, for God’s sake!’ said Judith in a whispered shout so as not to wake Ivy.

‘It’s your mum,’ said Catrin. ‘She’s getting married.’

‘Well, so she claims!’ said Jude. ‘But she’s put it off several times already.’

‘No! She’s getting married today! At two o’clock!’

An hour later, Judith, Gareth and baby Ivy were on the M4, heading for Wales. Gareth was driving and Judith was in the back with her granddaughter.

‘What the hell’s she playing at, Gar?’ demanded Judith for the umpteenth time.

Since Adrian’s announcement in December, Jack, Gareth and Judith had all worked tirelessly to persuade Patricia that she was making a mistake. And she had seemed to be relenting, having changed the wedding date twice to later in the year.

Jack had been optimistic. ‘I really don’t think she’ll go through with it, Mum,’ he’d said. ‘And that social worker agrees. They’re keeping a very beady eye on things, y’know.’

So it wasn’t that Judith had become nonchalant about the wedding, she’d just come to believe that it was never going to happen; that, true to form, Patricia would keep Adrian well and truly hanging on.

And now here they were, heading for Wales to try to put a stop to a wedding that Patricia clearly had every intention of undertaking.

‘She’s a sly, manipulative old witch. And so is he,’ she said. ‘They’ve obviously been lying to us, planning to do it in secret all along!’

The phone rang. It was Catrin again. ‘I can’t get hold of my mum or my dad!’ she yelled over the speakerphone. ‘So they can’t help. And I’ve got a list of patients as long as my arm waiting to be seen. There’s no way I can go, Jude! Maybe you’re just gonna have to accept you can’t stop her.’

‘No way.’

In the background they could hear Catrin’s receptionist informing her the next patient was on his way in.

‘Look, there is someone who can help,’ Catrin said hurriedly. ‘But you’re gonna have to make the call. I’ll text you the number now. And if I can escape after morning surgery, I’ll meet you there.’

Catrin hung up. And within seconds Judith’s message alert beeped.

CONTACT DETAILS for LANA LLOYD.

Judith sighed.

59

Lana

She was getting ready for a lunchtime event at a gay club in Cardiff. The gay clubs seemed to love her, but she didn’t want to take her recent popularity for granted. Who knew when the next brilliant look-and-sound-alike would come along? She’d heard rumours of a very convincing Barbra Streisand from Pontycymer taking the scene by storm. So she mustn’t let her guard down – or drop her standards.