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Contents ( 141)
  1. Ruth Jones
  2. Contents
  3. About the Author
  4. Prologue
  5. Part One
  6. 1
  7. Catrin
  8. 2
  9. Judith
  10. 3
  11. Lana
  12. 4
  13. Judith
  14. 5
  15. Lana
  16. 6
  17. Catrin
  18. 7
  19. Lana
  20. 8
  21. Judith
  22. 9
  23. Catrin
  24. 10
  25. Lana
  26. 11
  27. Judith
  28. 12
  29. Catrin
  30. 13
  31. Lana
  32. 14
  33. Catrin
  34. 15
  35. Judith
  36. 16
  37. Lana
  38. 17
  39. Catrin
  40. 18
  41. Lana
  42. 19
  43. Catrin
  44. 20
  45. Judith
  46. 21
  47. George
  48. 22
  49. Lana
  50. 23
  51. Catrin
  52. 24
  53. Gareth
  54. 25
  55. Catrin
  56. 26
  57. Judith
  58. 27
  59. Gareth
  60. 28
  61. Judith
  62. 29
  63. Lana
  64. 30
  65. Catrin
  66. 31
  67. Lana
  68. Part Two
  69. 32
  70. Catrin
  71. 33
  72. Judith
  73. 34
  74. Lana
  75. 35
  76. Catrin
  77. 36
  78. Judith
  79. 37
  80. Gareth
  81. 38
  82. Judith
  83. 39
  84. Lana
  85. 40
  86. Judith
  87. 41
  88. Catrin
  89. 42
  90. Lana
  91. Part Three
  92. 43
  93. Lana
  94. 44
  95. Catrin
  96. 45
  97. Judith
  98. 46
  99. Catrin
  100. 47
  101. Judith
  102. 48
  103. Solomon
  104. 49
  105. Lana
  106. 50
  107. Judith
  108. 51
  109. Catrin
  110. 52
  111. Judith
  112. 53
  113. Catrin
  114. 54
  115. Judith
  116. 55
  117. Gareth
  118. 56
  119. Lana
  120. 57
  121. Catrin
  122. 58
  123. Judith
  124. 59
  125. Lana
  126. 60
  127. Patricia
  128. 61
  129. Lana and Judith
  130. 62
  131. Catrin-Kelly-Judith- Harris-Lana-Lloyd
  132. Epilogue
  133. Song credits
  134. Acknowledgements
  135. Us Three A Reading Group Guide
  136. Ruth Jones Q & A
  137. prologue
  138. 2022
  139. 1
  140. grace
  141. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

Stavros the owner found it delightful, as did the other customers, who heartily applauded when the girls had finished their performance. Lana ordered them each a Metaxa, despite Judith telling her she shouldn’t drink any more.

‘Oh don’t be such a boring old cow,’ said Lana. ‘Tonight’s our last night. Who knows when we’ll get a chance to do this again?’

And Judith relented. ‘To Us Three!’ she exclaimed when the drinks arrived, and they clinked their glasses in a toast.

Moments later, Catrin suddenly fell very quiet.

‘What’s up?’ asked Judith.

Catrin took a deep breath and launched in. ‘Girls,’ she said nervously, ‘there’s something I need to tell you.’

Judith and Lana exchanged looks.

‘Go on,’ said Lana, intrigued.

‘OK, well …’ she hesitated. And then she said it. ‘I’ve fallen in love.’

‘What?’ stammered Judith.

‘Is it with a woman?’ Lana slurred. ‘’Cos that’s fine, y’know, babe, and I’ve been wonderin’ for some time if—’

‘Shut up, Lana,’ Judith snapped. ‘Go on, Cat.’

And both she and Lana sat mesmerized as Catrin relayed the story of the Samaria Gorge and how she’d kissed Solomon Blythe.

‘He’s beautiful,’ she whispered, her eyes brimming with tears. ‘He gave me this.’ And she reached into her purse and took out the fragile piece of paper bearing Sol’s words and telephone number. ‘Look!’

They stared at it for a moment before Lana interrupted. ‘Well, well, well, Catrin Kelly, you dirty, dark horse!’ And she reached forward and hugged her friend, as did Judith.

‘Babe, I’m so happy for you,’ said Jude, emotional herself.

‘Me too,’ said Lana, beaming.

Catrin went on to tell them her plan to phone Sol the day after they got home. And how every time he wandered into her mind she experienced a terrible churn in her stomach. ‘So God knows what I’ll be like when I actually get to speak to him,’ she said.

‘How on earth have you managed to keep it from us for so long?’ said Judith, smiling.

‘I think I needed time for it to sink in. It still doesn’t feel real, to be honest.’

‘Right,’ said Lana drunkenly, gathering up her things. ‘Well, technically you’re still single, and the night is young, so let’s get back out there and strut our stuff.’

‘No, Larn,’ said Judith. ‘We’re taking you home.’

‘But we’re eighteen years old. We should be partying!’

‘Sorry, but Judith’s right,’ said Catrin. ‘We need to get some sleep, otherwise that flight tomorrow is going to be horrendous.’

Lana sulked all the way back to the hotel, trying her hardest en route to drag her friends into every bar they passed, including Demetri’s, outside which the Irish guys from earlier were sitting. They recognized Lana and called out to her to finish what she’d started. But Judith quickly pulled her away before she could engage in any conversation.

Back at the hotel, they helped Lana into her room, took off her shoes and put her to bed. She mumbled that they were ‘both a pair of boring bastards’ before falling fast asleep.