Chapters (213)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Things I’ve Lost: A Partial List
- Two Girls Named Elizabeth
- What My Mom Thinks of the Name Bumble
- Movers and Shakers
- Like This One Time
- Lizard Can Stand Up to Anybody
- Things I’m Afraid Of
- Things Lizard Is Afraid Of
- Lizard (and Me) at School
- The Next Year
- P.S. About Fourth Grade
- The Year after That
- Sixth Grade
- Other Friends
- My Mother
- What Other People’s Parents Do
- How My Father Met My Mother
- Givers and Takers
- I’m Going to Say a Terrible Thing
- But I Still Love When My Mom Comes Home Again
- Lizard’s Superpower
- The One Time I Know Something First
- Why I Love Lizard Anyway
- Lizard’s Hobby Is Saving Things
- Lizard’s Plan
- My Doubts
- The Biggest Problem of All
- What I Don’t Tell Lizard
- Lizard Clearly Isn’t Going to Let This Drop
- Maybe Lizard Does Know the Part I Didn’t Say about How My Mother Feels about Her
- I’m Still Not Convinced
- My Brilliant Idea
- What I Admit to Myself (but Not to Lizard)
- The World Is Very Big
- Have I Mentioned I Hate Picking Things?
- How Do We Pick?
- Lizard Picks for Us (of Course)
- A Dot on a Dot
- Two Hundred Plus Two
- How to Say Hello on Our Dot
- Lizard’s Mother
- Lizard’s Father
- Our Clubhouse
- What Lizard and I Figure Out
- We Become the First Students in the History of Southern Peaks Middle School to Speak Guernésiais in the Cafeteria at Lunchtime
- Two Hundred Plus Five
- Two Strange Things
- Beef Bourguignon for Two
- Afterward
- Guernésiais versus Spanish
- Alice in Lunch Table Land
- But Sometimes I’m Not
- What I Start Wondering Now
- Amazing
- Signing Up
- How to Make My Mother Very, Very Happy
- But the Smile Doesn’t Last
- Auditioning for a Play Is Much Scarier Than Shots, Dogs That Bite, or Worms on a Rainy Day
- What If?
- Imaginary Grandparents
- Audition Results
- Extra Flowers
- Telling My Mother
- Telling My Father
- My First Fight with Lizard
- The Alice Flowers
- More about Mean Flowers
- The Language of Flowers
- Nothing to Worry About
- I Turn Out to Be a Genius
- What It Takes to Make a Club
- Guess Who Walks into Lizard’s Living Room?
- The Most Stuck-Up Flower of All
- At Our Second Rehearsal
- Things I’m Noticing Now about Zoey
- A Club Is Born
- Posters!
- Saving the Surprise
- Saturday Night Bombshell
- Dad’s Trip
- But
- Questions
- “Now, James”
- So I Tell Him
- On the Way to the Airport on Sunday Morning
- The First Night without Dad
- Snacks for the Club
- More Things I Learn about Zoey
- The Queen of Hearts
- Morning Announcements
- What We Have at the First Meeting of the Save Guernésiais Club
- What Ms. Fletcher Says
- Taking Down Fifty Posters
- The Queen of Pies
- Reasons Why I Now Wish I Hadn’t Said I’d Bake a Pie with Zoey
- Sharing the News with My Mother
- How to Break the News to Lizard
- Baking a Pie with Zoey
- After We Eat Super-Duper, Mega-Delicious Slices of Apple Pie Warm from the Oven
- When I Get Home
- When My Dad Calls That Night
- Saturday Morning
- While We Practice Our Guernésiais
- When I Get Home
- In the Kitchen
- But Then That Evening
- One Huge Thing My Mother and Lizard Have in Common
- The Biggest Cryer in Our Family
- Unlike My Dad
- Sunday Morning without My Dad Is Awful, Too
- Then I Surprise Myself
- Chocolate Cream Pie This Time
- More about the Chocolate Cream Pie
- As Soon as Lunch Is Over
- My Mom and Her Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
- Just Then
- When Lizard Comes In
- Instead of Apologizing to Me
- Lizard’s Words Come Pouring Out
- As Lizard Is Talking
- “Is this some kind of joke?”
- “Are you two kidding me?”
- “A language is a living, breathing thing!”
- The Whole Time My Mom Is Talking
- Between Choking Sobs
- I Can Tell My Mother Feels Terrible Now
- But Everything She Is Saying Is Just Making It Even Worse
- Lizard Storms Out the Door
- What I Can’t Help Believing
- When I Catch Up with Lizard
- Needless to Say
- When I Wake Up the Next Day
- The Best Surprise Ever
- My Dad Can Fix Anything
- Everything Is So Wonderful Now
- At My Locker the Next Morning
- The Other Way I Know That All the Bad Stuff Really Did Happen
- A Perfect Evening
- At the Lunch Table on Thursday
- Now It’s Zoey’s Turn to Avoid My Eyes
- I Stare at Zoey
- What Zoey Says
- Mr. Delgado Claps His Hands
- Instead of Going Up on Stage
- We Are Sitting on the Couch in the Family Room
- Here’s What I Find Out
- The Person My Dad Didn’t Tell
- The First Three People I Hate Right Now
- The Person I Hate Most of All
- What I Want to Ask My Dad
- But I Have to Ask Him Anyway
- Then I Have to Ask My Dad, Even Though I’m Afraid to Hear the Answer
- What Dad Tells Me
- The Worst Part
- My Biggest Question
- I’m Still Stunned
- Before I Go to Bed That Night
- The Person Who Is Always the First One Who Knows Everything
- What I Can See When I Close My Eyes
- Things That Don’t Surprise Me
- What Does Surprise Me
- For Some Reason I Have to Ask the Next Question
- Then I See Her
- Mom’s Coming Home on Monday
- No Welcome Signs This Time
- Confession
- The One Thing That All of Me Knows
- Two More Reasons Why I Wouldn’t Be Better Off without My Mom
- Since Zoey Told Me That Terrible Thing
- Flowers and Pie Instead
- I Text Zoey to Ask Her
- What Color Roses?
- The Scariest Thing You’ll Ever Have to Do
- I Make Myself Open the Door
- Now All the Words I’ve Been Keeping Inside Come Rushing Out
- No More Barricade
- We Talk, and Talk, and Talk
- My Voice Comes Out Very Small When I Ask This
- “No!”
- There Is Something Else I Need to Know
- This Time My Voice Starts Out Small, but Then It Gets Bigger
- What I Don’t Go On to Say
- My Mother and Lizard
- I’m Done Talking for Now
- My Father’s Turn to Talk
- This Is Why I Love My Father More Than Anything
- My Mother Takes My Other Hand
- Now We Are Really Done Talking for Today
- I Stay Home from School on Tuesday
- There Is a New Topic of Conversation at the Lunch Table on Wednesday
- Veronica Talks about Trevor for Ten Whole Minutes
- What Veronica Says Next
- I Steal a Glance at Lizard across the Room
- What If I Marched Up to Lizard at Her Locker after School Today?
- But I Don’t March Up to Lizard at Her Locker
- Instead
- Things I Gather Up When I Get There
- Lizard Is the One Who Should Be a Spy, Not Her Dad
- Sometimes
- But Sometimes
- When We Finally Pull Apart
- I Take a Deep Breath
- Crying
- The Next Day at Lunch
- A Month Later
- Veronica’s Big Moment
- My Big Moment
- At the End of Our Song
- In the Lobby Afterward
- Author’s Note
- Acknowledgments
When I was a child, I read my way through the Golden Book Encyclopedia. In the volume for E I became entranced by the entry on Esperanto, a language created in the late nineteenth century to be a universal language that could be shared by speakers all over the world. How wonderful it would be, I thought, if everyone in the world could speak the same language! I was wild to find a way that I could start learning Esperanto myself.
As the years went by, however, I began to appreciate the amazing diversity of the world’s languages; I no longer valued the search for one single language that everyone in the world could speak. When I learned that the earth’s treasury of languages was becoming increasingly endangered by the forces of globalization, I thought how I would have felt if I had known this as a child. Just as, decades ago, I had wanted to learn Esperanto to promote universal understanding, now I would have wanted to learn an endangered language to save it from utter extinction. This was the seed from which this book grew.
I began my research by reading Dying Words: Endangered Languages and What They Have to Tell Us by Nicholas Evans, who studies Australian Aboriginal languages at Australian National University. The website Lizard and Betsy first discover in their internet searching is loosely based on the website for the Endangered Languages Project: www.endangeredlanguages.com. This website lists (at the time of this writing) 166 endangered languages within the United States alone, all languages of First Americans threatened by centuries of conquest and deliberate efforts on the part of the U.S. government and other institutions to exterminate Indigenous cultures and especially Indigenous languages.
The language videos the girls listen to are inspired by the “Conversations in Guernésiais” videos available on You Tube: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLucc9aUimz0mhgn5RvNIhOv3q3-L8Bj-A, although I did not follow the conversations in the videos exactly. The written resources the girls find are drawn from a variety of online sources. It is not easy to find good online sources for learning endangered languages, so I somewhat simplified the search Betsy and Lizard would have had to go through to find helpful language-learning tools for Guernésiais.
Statistics on the number of speakers for any language are impossible to compile with precision and change constantly. For Guernésiais, I saw numbers ranging from two hundred to three hundred remaining speakers and chose two hundred for simplicity. Most endangered languages—including Guernésiais—have variations in how they are represented in written form, so there may be no one correct answer for how to write down any words in Guernésiais, or how best to give a phonetic rendering of it.