Back The Holiday Trap
Chapters (51)
  1. Front Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Contents
  5. Chapter 1
  6. Chapter 2
  7. A Message from Ramona
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. A Message from Ramona
  14. Chapter 8
  15. Chapter 9
  16. Chapter 10
  17. A Message from Ramona
  18. Chapter 11
  19. Chapter 12
  20. Chapter 13
  21. Chapter 14
  22. Chapter 15
  23. A Message from Ramona
  24. Chapter 16
  25. Chapter 17
  26. Chapter 18
  27. Chapter 19
  28. Chapter 20
  29. Chapter 21
  30. Chapter 22
  31. Chapter 23
  32. A Message from Ramona
  33. Chapter 24
  34. Chapter 25
  35. Chapter 26
  36. A Message from Ramona
  37. Chapter 27
  38. Chapter 28
  39. Chapter 29
  40. Chapter 30
  41. Chapter 31
  42. Chapter 32
  43. Chapter 33
  44. Chapter 34
  45. Bonus Material
  46. Reading Group Guide
  47. Roan Parrish’s Latkes
  48. Acknowledgments
  49. About the Author
  50. Back Cover

“I washed my hands before I left the restaurant!” Helen insisted, sounding offended, then wrinkled their nose. “But actually, my tip money is filthier than the deep fryer.”

They washed their hands, then slumped into a kitchen chair and pulled a pipe and a bag of weed from the space between two cookbooks in the corner of the retro kitchen table.

“How was work, dear?” Veronica trilled.

“Terrible as always, darling. How are the bees?”

“Wonderful. And Greta didn’t even scream or run away when she met them.”

Greta’s stomach fell. “Did you think I would?”

Veronica snorted.

“No. That’s what I did,” Helen confessed. “I didn’t scream, thank you. I might have cried out, but I am not in the habit of being swarmed.”

“First of all, that’s not what Jenna’s sex party friends tell me, and second of all, you were decidedly not swarmed. Three bees flew toward you and you ran like…like some member of the Saints whose job it is to run really fast.”

Greta had the vague idea that the Saints were a football team but wasn’t entirely sure.

“An-y-ways,” Helen said, “I’m glad we have honey, and do you want?” They held up the freshly packed pipe.

“Sure.” Greta took it from her.

“Blow the smoke away from the honey, please,” said Veronica.

Helen rolled their eyes at Greta but nodded.

By the time they finished the bowl, the beeswax was ready, and Veronica took a silicone mini muffin tin from the shelf.

“Hold this cheesecloth on here?” she asked, and Greta did.

The water had mostly boiled out, leaving Veronica pouring the melted beeswax through the cheesecloth, which caught a skin of impurities.

“I love this part,” Helen said.

With a practiced hand, Veronica poured the clean beeswax into the muffin cups. “Now, we just let it cool, and we have fresh beeswax,” she said triumphantly.

She had already moved the honey on to strain through the finer strainer, and now she poured it into two jars. One of the jars she slid into the cupboard next to the window. The other jar she wrote something on and handed to Greta.

“Huh?”

The lid said V’s Kick-Ass Honey and the date.

“You helped. You get honey.”

“Seriously?” Warmth suffused Greta like a hug. “That’s…wow. Thank you. I love it.”

She felt surprisingly overwhelmed, holding in her hand the precious distillation of the work of flowers and earth, sun and bees, Veronica and heat and knowledge.

“So what are we making with this batch of wax?” Helen asked, rescuing Greta.

“Dunno yet.”

“Dang, I wish I wrote letters. Then I could make cool seals out of beeswax and stamp them with my initials. It’d be awesome,” Helen mused.

“Well, write someone a letter then,” Veronica suggested.

“Ugh, no.” Helen looked horrified and Greta laughed.

“Do you put the king cakes in boxes?” Greta asked.

“Yeah, why?”