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Chapters (51)
  1. Front Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Contents
  5. Chapter 1
  6. Chapter 2
  7. A Message from Ramona
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. A Message from Ramona
  14. Chapter 8
  15. Chapter 9
  16. Chapter 10
  17. A Message from Ramona
  18. Chapter 11
  19. Chapter 12
  20. Chapter 13
  21. Chapter 14
  22. Chapter 15
  23. A Message from Ramona
  24. Chapter 16
  25. Chapter 17
  26. Chapter 18
  27. Chapter 19
  28. Chapter 20
  29. Chapter 21
  30. Chapter 22
  31. Chapter 23
  32. A Message from Ramona
  33. Chapter 24
  34. Chapter 25
  35. Chapter 26
  36. A Message from Ramona
  37. Chapter 27
  38. Chapter 28
  39. Chapter 29
  40. Chapter 30
  41. Chapter 31
  42. Chapter 32
  43. Chapter 33
  44. Chapter 34
  45. Bonus Material
  46. Reading Group Guide
  47. Roan Parrish’s Latkes
  48. Acknowledgments
  49. About the Author
  50. Back Cover

Greta’s response didn’t come for a minute, and Truman’s stomach churned as he watched her ellipsis.

he WHAT!?!? no, yr not a chump, he’s a shithead. and his partner doesn’t know about you? what is WRONG w people why are they the total worst?!

A satisfying string of monster and knife emojis followed, and Truman smiled.

The worst part is that I didn’t even do anything. I just left.

want me to go over there and kick his ass?! came Greta’s reply.

Kinda! I just feel like I should’ve told his partner, right? Like, hey, you’re with a cheating jerk, just so you know. Something.

you’re being too hard on yourself. confrontation is HARD!

Yeah. So what happened to make you need to get out of town?

oh nbd, just my mother and sister auctioning me off in the public square of our town.

That brought him up short.

Er. What?

She told him the story of her family and their town holiday festival then, and he commiserated with her plight.

By the time he got home, he felt like Greta needed this just as much as he did.

“Hi, baby,” he said as he unlocked the door and Horse trotted up to him. The Great Dane’s sleek fur was mussed on one side where he’d been snoozing, but his eyes were bright and he nudged Truman’s stomach, eager for their evening walk.

He slid Horse’s leash down over his wrist so he could keep texting with Greta, and they set out into the night.

They discussed the particulars and agreed on where they’d leave keys and instructions, and then there was nothing else to say except:

So we’re really doing this?

yeah, we really are!

Wow. Wow wow wow. I don’t do things like this.

me neither.

Then there was a pause, and they both sent messages at once.

Truman’s said: Maybe that’s the best reason to do it. Greta’s said: maybe if we were the kind of people who did shit like this we wouldn’t be in our current messes.

They both liked each other’s texts, and the deal was struck.

Fourteen hours later, Truman was on a plane, suitcase packed for a month checked to Maine, his journal open in front of him to a new spread, winging his way toward the unknown.

A Message from Ramona

RAMONA to TRUMAN CUTIE and GREAT!A RUSSAKOFF

I know you’ve both been feeling stuck, creatively and personally. Well, carry an umbrella at all times, cuz it’s gonna be raining possibilities and solutions! (Well, snowing them in Maine probably, and shining them down in N.O. ;D)

Chapter 3

Truman