Back The Holiday Trap
Chapters (51)
  1. Front Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Contents
  5. Chapter 1
  6. Chapter 2
  7. A Message from Ramona
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. A Message from Ramona
  14. Chapter 8
  15. Chapter 9
  16. Chapter 10
  17. A Message from Ramona
  18. Chapter 11
  19. Chapter 12
  20. Chapter 13
  21. Chapter 14
  22. Chapter 15
  23. A Message from Ramona
  24. Chapter 16
  25. Chapter 17
  26. Chapter 18
  27. Chapter 19
  28. Chapter 20
  29. Chapter 21
  30. Chapter 22
  31. Chapter 23
  32. A Message from Ramona
  33. Chapter 24
  34. Chapter 25
  35. Chapter 26
  36. A Message from Ramona
  37. Chapter 27
  38. Chapter 28
  39. Chapter 29
  40. Chapter 30
  41. Chapter 31
  42. Chapter 32
  43. Chapter 33
  44. Chapter 34
  45. Bonus Material
  46. Reading Group Guide
  47. Roan Parrish’s Latkes
  48. Acknowledgments
  49. About the Author
  50. Back Cover

As they approached Veronica’s street, Greta wondered if she should warn Carys that she was going to be there. Was it intrusive to just be in her house, even though she was there with Veronica? Then again, Carys knew she was going to the garden with Veronica this morning, so…

“Carys isn’t home,” Veronica said.

“Stop reading my mind,” Greta grumbled.

“Then stop being an open book,” Veronica teased, nudging Greta’s shoulder with her own.

“Am I really that obvious?” Greta asked miserably.

“Yeah. Really, really obvious.”

Greta groaned.

“It’s a good thing, Greta. You’re just genuine. It’s nice.”

“Genuinely a huge dork,” Greta muttered.

“Yeah, well. There are way worse things to be. Anyway, she’s on campus, so you don’t have to stress-slash-hope she’ll walk in every second.”

“Thanks.”

Greta’s embarrassment was forgotten when they got into the kitchen.

“So you can use heat to filter honey. That makes it more liquid, which makes it easier to get the little bits out. But I don’t like to because the heat kills all the good, nutritious antibacterial stuff. I use two different sized filters and just let gravity do the work. First I run it through the larger one, then the finer one.”

Veronica showed her, and they poured the honey first through the larger filter and left it to drain.

“Honestly, if there’s a small amount of pollen that doesn’t get filtered out, that’s fine by me,” Veronica said. “It’s good for you.”

She turned to the bucket of wax capping.

“Now this shit? Is delicious. Here, you can chew it like gum. But don’t swallow the wax.”

She gave Greta a small piece of wax. When Greta bit down, honey oozed from the wax and coated her tongue.

“Holy crap. It really does feel like chewing gum!”

“Yep. Nature’s candy. Fuck, good job, bees.”

“Good job, bees!” Greta crowed, filled suddenly with an elation that came from experiencing this amazing process, hanging out with a new friend, and the mysterious sense of possibility rushing through her.

Veronica grinned.

“Okay, so now we put some water in here and then heat the bucket to separate and melt the wax.”

The water slowly came to a boil, and the wax began to melt.

The sound of the front door opening shot Greta to attention. Was it Carys, home from campus?

“Dude, it smells like heaven in here,” Helen called from the front room. “Will I ruin the bee vibe if I smoke some weed? Oh, hey, Greta! Awesome.”

Helen was pulling off a purple polo shirt and khaki pants as they walked into the kitchen. In black boxer briefs and a white A-shirt, they stuck a finger into the filtering honey and ate it with relish.

“Get your dirty-ass, fried green tomato fingers out of my honey, you absolute ferret!”