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Chapters (51)
  1. Front Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Contents
  5. Chapter 1
  6. Chapter 2
  7. A Message from Ramona
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. A Message from Ramona
  14. Chapter 8
  15. Chapter 9
  16. Chapter 10
  17. A Message from Ramona
  18. Chapter 11
  19. Chapter 12
  20. Chapter 13
  21. Chapter 14
  22. Chapter 15
  23. A Message from Ramona
  24. Chapter 16
  25. Chapter 17
  26. Chapter 18
  27. Chapter 19
  28. Chapter 20
  29. Chapter 21
  30. Chapter 22
  31. Chapter 23
  32. A Message from Ramona
  33. Chapter 24
  34. Chapter 25
  35. Chapter 26
  36. A Message from Ramona
  37. Chapter 27
  38. Chapter 28
  39. Chapter 29
  40. Chapter 30
  41. Chapter 31
  42. Chapter 32
  43. Chapter 33
  44. Chapter 34
  45. Bonus Material
  46. Reading Group Guide
  47. Roan Parrish’s Latkes
  48. Acknowledgments
  49. About the Author
  50. Back Cover

Things are only cryptic until you know what they mean :D

TRUMAN to RAMONA WILDE (who works at Pen Man Ship)

I know what cryptic means lol what are you talking about?

Ramona?

Ramona.

-__-

RAMONA to TRUMAN CUTIE

*GIF of an octopus*

Chapter 11

Truman

The truth of Truman’s work was that, thanks to some spreadsheet hacks he’d created, he could do his nine-to-five workload in about four hours a day, except during tax season, so he rose early, made coffee, and banged out the day’s work well before noon.

Not wanting to seem overeager, he headed to the Queen Bee before going to Thorn. He spent a pleasant half hour or so browsing the shelves, reading bits of this and that, before Maisey bustled in, arms full of packages. Truman rushed to grab a box that was teetering dangerously and slid it onto the counter.

“Oof, thank you, dear,” Maisey said, plopping the rest of her armload onto the floor beside the counter.

“Can I give you a hand with anything?”

Maisey waved away his offer with a flick of her hand but gestured him close. “Just picked these up from Maureen.” She didn’t elaborate on who Maureen was. “She saves them for me.”

Maisey opened the box Truman had saved from falling. He didn’t know what he’d been expecting, but it certainly was not a box full of hundreds of eggshells.

“Oh, um. How nice.”

Maisey snorted, eyes sharp. “Eggshells are a tool of protection and nourishment. Ground into a fine powder, they can be used to cast a circle or draw growth energy to you. They’re also excellent for sigil work.”

Oh, dang, Maisey’s a witch!

“You just have to make sure you boil them first,” she instructed. “You don’t want any salmonella in your circle.”

“No, of course not,” Truman murmured. He imagined a magical circle vomiting from food poisoning. “My friend Ramona is really into magic and stuff.”

“Magic,” Maisey said, “is all around us.”

“I wish,” Truman muttered.

“You might be surprised, Truman. Perhaps you need to pay a little more attention to the signs you’re being given.”

“Signs?”

But then Truman remembered Ramona mentioning Agatha Tark when she told him Greta lived in Maine. And he remembered Ramona’s text telling him it would be raining possibilities. He had been inundated with a slew of ideas for Thorn and for his own potential business ventures since then…

“Signs, synchronicities, call them what you will. They’re an indication from the universe that you’re on the right track.”

Truman nodded, unsure how to ask what it indicates if you puke in your boyfriend’s flower bed after learning he led a double life. “Synchronicities like…?”

“Oh, like, if you’re talking with a friend about wanting to redo your kitchen, and later that day you run into another friend who is redoing their kitchen. That kind of thing.”