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Chapters (53)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Acknowledgements
  5. Characters
  6. Foreword
  7. Book 1 Light
  8. Lesson 1 Fire and Ice
  9. Lesson 2 Aesir and Vanir
  10. Lesson 3 Blood and Water
  11. Lesson 4 Hello and Welcome
  12. Lesson 5 Bricks and Mortar
  13. Lesson 6 Pony and Trap
  14. Lesson 7 Hair and Beauty
  15. Lesson 8 Past and Present
  16. Lesson 9 Hammer and Tongs
  17. Lesson 10 Needle and Thread
  18. Book 2 Shadow
  19. Lesson 1 Gold
  20. Lesson 2 Apples
  21. Lesson 3 Feet
  22. Lesson 4 Love
  23. Lesson 5 Marriage
  24. Lesson 6 Bridesmaids
  25. Lesson 7 Celebrity
  26. Lesson 8 The Midnight Sun
  27. Lesson 9 World Beyond
  28. Lesson 10 Feathers
  29. Lesson 11 Ransom
  30. Book 3 Sunset
  31. Lesson 1 Death
  32. Lesson 2 Deception
  33. Lesson 3 Cake
  34. Lesson 4 Destiny
  35. Lesson 5 Names
  36. Lesson 6 Tears
  37. Lesson 7 Names, II
  38. Lesson 8 Judgement
  39. Lesson 9 Venom
  40. Lesson 10 Punishment
  41. Lesson 11 Escape
  42. Lesson 12 Dream
  43. Book 4 Twilight
  44. Lesson 1 Heidi
  45. Lesson 2 Angie
  46. Lesson 3 Darkness
  47. Lesson 4 Ida
  48. Lesson 5 Settling Scores
  49. Lesson 6 Settling Scores, II
  50. Epilogue
  51. The Prophecy of the Oracle
  52. About the Author
  53. Also by Joanne Harris

As for the rest of them, they thought I’d forgotten. I never did. ‘A stitch in time saves nine’, or so goes the saying among the Folk. Well, I could have saved the Nine Worlds. I could have halted Ragnarók. But the gods, in their arrogance and greed, had clarified my position. I would never be one of them. I knew that now. I was alone. I would always be alone. I’d learnt my lesson for good, this time.

Basically, never trust anyone.

‘Every dog has his day’, as the old Middle-Worlds saying goes. Every dog and every god, and now I began to long for the day when our roles would be reversed, and I would be the one looking down on all of them as they pleaded and cried. That day would come, we all knew that. Change is the wheel on which the Worlds turn, and the time would come when gods would be dogs, howling as everything they had built came down in ruins around them. Power always comes at a price, and the higher they climb, the further they fall. I meant to engineer that fall, and to laugh as they came tumbling down.

Till then, I bided my time, and smiled as sweetly as my scarred lips would allow, until the day I would take my revenge and bring the gods down, one by one.

Book 2 Shadow

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Lesson 1 Gold

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LESSON 1

Gold

All men are one-eyed when a woman’s involved.

Lokabrenna

AND SO I BECAME THE TRICKSTER, despised and yet invaluable, hiding my contempt for them all behind my scarred and twisted smile. I found my appeal undiminished among the ladies, who seemed to find that scarred smile quite attractive – but that wasn’t the point, of course. Chaos is unforgiving. And in spite of my defection, I was still a child of Chaos.

Isn’t it funny, how quickly things change? Nine little stitches, that’s all it took for me to suddenly realize the truth: that whatever I did, whatever I risked, however much I tried to fit in, I would never be one of them. I would never have a hall, or earn the respect I so clearly deserved. I would never be a god; only ever a dog on a chain. Oh, I might be of use to them now and then, but as soon as the current crisis was done, it would be back to the kennel for Your Humble Narrator, and without as much as a biscuit.