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Chapters (53)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Acknowledgements
  5. Characters
  6. Foreword
  7. Book 1 Light
  8. Lesson 1 Fire and Ice
  9. Lesson 2 Aesir and Vanir
  10. Lesson 3 Blood and Water
  11. Lesson 4 Hello and Welcome
  12. Lesson 5 Bricks and Mortar
  13. Lesson 6 Pony and Trap
  14. Lesson 7 Hair and Beauty
  15. Lesson 8 Past and Present
  16. Lesson 9 Hammer and Tongs
  17. Lesson 10 Needle and Thread
  18. Book 2 Shadow
  19. Lesson 1 Gold
  20. Lesson 2 Apples
  21. Lesson 3 Feet
  22. Lesson 4 Love
  23. Lesson 5 Marriage
  24. Lesson 6 Bridesmaids
  25. Lesson 7 Celebrity
  26. Lesson 8 The Midnight Sun
  27. Lesson 9 World Beyond
  28. Lesson 10 Feathers
  29. Lesson 11 Ransom
  30. Book 3 Sunset
  31. Lesson 1 Death
  32. Lesson 2 Deception
  33. Lesson 3 Cake
  34. Lesson 4 Destiny
  35. Lesson 5 Names
  36. Lesson 6 Tears
  37. Lesson 7 Names, II
  38. Lesson 8 Judgement
  39. Lesson 9 Venom
  40. Lesson 10 Punishment
  41. Lesson 11 Escape
  42. Lesson 12 Dream
  43. Book 4 Twilight
  44. Lesson 1 Heidi
  45. Lesson 2 Angie
  46. Lesson 3 Darkness
  47. Lesson 4 Ida
  48. Lesson 5 Settling Scores
  49. Lesson 6 Settling Scores, II
  50. Epilogue
  51. The Prophecy of the Oracle
  52. About the Author
  53. Also by Joanne Harris

‘I’d be cutting my own throat,’ he said. ‘But gods, for a prize like that . . . I’ll take your offer.’ He spat in his hand, ready to shake with the Old Man.

‘Let’s make sure we’ve got this straight,’ I said. ‘Six months. Not a day more. And no sneaky sub-contracting, either. You do the job yourself, right? Alone and single-handed.’

The labourer nodded. ‘Just me and my horse. Good old Svadilfari.’ He patted the flank of the big black horse that had carried him over Bif-rost. Quite a nice-looking horse, I thought, but nothing out of the ordinary.

‘It’s a deal,’ I told him.

We shook. The race against time had begun.

Lesson 6 Pony and Trap

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LESSON 6

Pony and Trap

Never trust a quadruped.

Lokabrenna

THE NEXT DAY AT DAWN, the job began. First, the dragging of fallen masonry; then the quarrying of new stone. The horse, Svadilfari, was exceptionally strong, and by the end of the first month he and his master had accumulated more than enough to begin.

Then came the placing of stone blocks; once more aided by his horse, the mason was able to hoist them to a great height. One by one, the wooden halls of Asgard were remade in stone, with strong, round arches, massive lintels, walls of granite so full of mica that they shone like steel in the sun. There were courtyards paved in stone, turrets, parapets, stairways. The work progressed with an eerie speed that the gods viewed at first with amazement, then, as winter deepened, with dread. Even I began to feel a little nervous as the walls of Asgard grew; most builders underestimate the time it takes to finish a job; in this case it looked as if six months might have been over-generous.

But the long winter was on our side; snow began to fall in drifts. Still the mason and his horse went on dragging stone up from the plain. Gales and snowstorms and biting cold seemed to have no effect on them; too late, we started to suspect that the mason and his horse were not everything they seemed to be.

Months passed with dizzying speed. The plain of Ida began to thaw. In Idun’s garden, snowdrops bloomed. Birds sang with sickening regularity. And day by day, Asgard’s walls grew bigger and more impressive.

Spring approached and, unfairly, all the gods blamed me for the fact that the work was getting on so fast. Freyja was especially scathing, pointing out to all her friends that this was why you should never trust a demon, and even suggesting that I might be in league with the stonemason, as part of a treacherous plan by Surt to take back the fire of the Sun and the Moon and to plunge the Worlds into darkness.