Back The Deal Goes Down
Chapters (55)
  1. Cover
  2. Other Titles
  3. Dedication
  4. CHAPTER ONE
  5. CHAPTER TWO
  6. CHAPTER THREE
  7. CHAPTER FOUR
  8. CHAPTER FIVE
  9. CHAPTER SIX
  10. CHAPTER SEVEN
  11. CHAPTER EIGHT
  12. CHAPTER NINE
  13. CHAPTER TEN
  14. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  15. CHAPTER TWELVE
  16. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  17. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  19. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  21. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  22. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  23. CHAPTER TWENTY
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  33. CHAPTER THIRTY
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  43. CHAPTER FORTY
  44. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  45. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  46. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  47. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  53. CHAPTER FIFTY
  54. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  55. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
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Madelaine was looking out at the river and the mountains, sipping away at her bottomless glass, as if she wasn’t there, as if all she heard was the flowing water and the slow whispering wind.

“That’s why it feels good.” Elizabeth said. “Because we finally matched his violence with violence and we stopped him and won.”

“But you used a man to do it,” I said.

“This time,” Elizabeth said.

“Yeah,” I said.

“We did it,” she said. “A gun, a knife, a bomb, a man. Just tools. We used the available tool.”

“Are we safe?” Madelaine said suddenly, having turned away from ‘the view’ and looking at me.

“Yes.”

“When they examine the body, if they do a tox screen?” Elizabeth asked, out from behind the lectern, now Miz Bizness, doing straight-up due diligence.

“They’ll do a tox screen,” I said. Of course, they would.

“What will they find?”

“Whatever they find, he’ll have put it in himself. Certainly alcohol. We know that. I’m guessing cocaine. I don’t know that,” I said, lying somewhat. I looked at Madelaine. “Your guess is better than mine about that.”

“That’s a good guess,” she said.

“Maybe tadalafil,” I said.

“Very possibly,” Madelaine said, a bitter taste on her tongue. Spritz, quick, to wash it away.

“The police have the car,” Elizabeth said. “They’re investigating.”

“Of course they are,” I said.

“Will they find anything?”

I said, “No.”

“Are you sure?”

“I guarantee they won’t.”

“How did you do it?” Elizabeth asked. Maddie looked, too, really wanting to find out.

“Do it? I didn’t do anything,” I said, trying to sound like it was a double bluff. That I was being disingenuous, devious, and dishonest, trying to cover it up, and failing so badly that they could see through it. “It was an accident.”

“Oh, really,” Elizabeth said, tones of disbelief.

“Really,” I said.

“Then we needn’t pay you,” she said.

CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO

A SHORT STORY

IT’S A BUTTON. ELECTRIC ZAP. Red as rage, green as the Hulk. Primal as a thirteen-year-old at Sands Jr. High, down by the Brooklyn Navy Yard, some kid who thinks he’s tougher says, “Gimme your lunch money.” Fight or pay every day. Toxic male violence, motherfucker! But I’ve had better than six decades to slowly learn some control and how to put on a show, so in spite of the blood going boomlay, boomlay, boomlay, boom, inside my skull like the drums of doom, I went all abstract and literary on them. I said, “Beinhart’s favorite writer is Dashiell Hammett. Did you know that?”

Madelaine said, “Oh, I think I knew that.”

Elizabeth didn’t say anything. Her look was a clear what-the-fuck?

“There was a collection of short stories.” I spoke softly, like we were at the library. “One of them was The Looting of…a place with a strange name, I forget it…an island off the coast of California. There’s this massive robbery of the whole island, with fistfights, handguns, machine guns, a murder or two, and they get the bank, the jewelry story, and the wedding gifts at a mansion.