Back The Deal Goes Down
Chapters (55)
  1. Cover
  2. Other Titles
  3. Dedication
  4. CHAPTER ONE
  5. CHAPTER TWO
  6. CHAPTER THREE
  7. CHAPTER FOUR
  8. CHAPTER FIVE
  9. CHAPTER SIX
  10. CHAPTER SEVEN
  11. CHAPTER EIGHT
  12. CHAPTER NINE
  13. CHAPTER TEN
  14. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  15. CHAPTER TWELVE
  16. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  17. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  19. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  21. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  22. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  23. CHAPTER TWENTY
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  33. CHAPTER THIRTY
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  43. CHAPTER FORTY
  44. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  45. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  46. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  47. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  53. CHAPTER FIFTY
  54. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  55. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

“That’s why prosecutors love conspiracy charges. 105.15 is a felony. With a max of twenty-five years.

“If McMunchun’s death was an accident, there’s no murder. The only other overt act likely to apply would be if money changed hands. You said it didn’t. Good. Then you’re down to 105.05…I think that’s the right number…Conspiracy in the fifth degree. That’s only a misdemeanor. Without the overt act, you easily claim that you told them it’s stupid, don’t do it, figured they wouldn’t, and walked away. Nobody’s going to prosecute.

“That’s where you are now.”

I had all this at my fingertips, including the statute numbers because I’d checked it out for myself. I didn’t mention that. I wanted to sound like I had Owen’s interests at heart and was figuring things out to protect him. I thought I was doing a pretty good job of faking it.

“If you go and say that’s a murder…doesn’t matter who did it…you have to say the reason you know is that the four of you talked about it. If the accident gets turned into murder, officially, that’s the overt act. Inescapable. It doesn’t matter who did it. Because you discussed it, you’re part of the felony conspiracy. Inescapable as far as I can figure.”

I’d certainly convinced myself that Owen needed this to stay an accident—which it was—nearly as much as the rest of us.

He looked like he was buying it. But he didn’t want to let go of his big payday.

“I found you the girl,” he said. “I named her price. I named my price. Full retail. Both. You didn’t blink. You didn’t hondle. I knew something was going down. I didn’t know what. Until I see the story of McMunchkin flying off the road and she’s with him. The things I know are that she’s involved, you’re involved, that Mrs. McMunchkin was willing to pay for him to be dead, and she’s now a widow with a hundred million dollars.”

Owen pushed his jacket back, showing me that he was carrying to back up what he said next. “I want my share. I’m going to get it.”

—

The rage came up. Maybe it was the stress of the prolonged confrontation. But I’d go with rage.

In my house. He showed me his gun in my house.

I masked it. Quickly. Had he seen it? I didn’t know.

I said, “Excuse me a second. At my age, my bladder…” turning, “…at our age…” walking toward the bedroom, “…how’s yours?” as I disappeared behind the door.

CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN

SHOTGUN BOOGIE

“Shotgun Boogie,” written and sung by Tennessee Ernie Ford, was #1 on the country charts for fourteen weeks.

WHEN I WALKED BACK INTO the living room, I was holding a Benelli M4.