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Chapters (63)
  1. Cover
  2. Praise
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. Epigraph
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. Chapter 35
  41. Chapter 36
  42. Chapter 37
  43. Chapter 38
  44. Chapter 39
  45. Chapter 40
  46. Chapter 41
  47. Chapter 42
  48. Chapter 43
  49. Chapter 44
  50. Chapter 45
  51. Chapter 46
  52. Chapter 47
  53. Chapter 48
  54. Chapter 49
  55. Chapter 50
  56. Chapter 51
  57. Chapter 52
  58. Chapter 53
  59. Chapter 54
  60. Chapter 55
  61. Acknowledgements
  62. Letter from Author
  63. About the Author

The interior is so minimalist it seems unfinished with exposed pale-yellow bricks and immense glass walls that bring the outside in. The shop is a hub of activity with a never-ending stream of Londoners and tourists buying, upgrading or toying with the latest in pricey slimline Apple devices.

The sales staff, dressed in matching maroon polo shirts, are a curious mixture of nerdy hipster boys and pretty young women. In a social context, it might seem that these young men, hanging around with these young women, are punching above their weight. Archer is upstairs at what is called the Genius Bar sitting on a bar stool at a tall table with a young bearded hipster who calls himself ‘the phone whisperer’. He handles her phone like it is a dying kitten and does some weird tech juju with his delicate fingers, but fails to breathe life back into it.

‘Is it broken?’ she asks.

He gives her a half smile and under raised eyebrows shoots her a ‘how you doin’?’ look that lingers too long for comfort. He must be eleven years her junior.

He affects a grave expression. ‘Depends what you mean by broken.’

‘Is that a yes or a no?’

His cheeks flush. ‘Yes . . . erm, it’s knackered and it looks like your sim is missing. Perhaps it fell out when you dropped it?’

Archer is no frame of mind to tell him what actually happened. ‘How much for a replacement?’

‘I can do you a deal on a refurbished phone that is as good as a brand-new model but you’ll need to talk to your network provider about a replacement sim.’

‘So the phone won’t work?’

‘Not until you contact your provider.’

Archer sighs. ‘OK.’

‘I can get you the next model up from this one. It’s a better phone.’

‘Thank you.’

He places her phone gently down on the table top and gives her that look again. ‘Cool. Back in a jiffy.’

The whisperer disappears leaving Archer with her broken phone. Her thoughts turn to Grandad and she feels a pang of worry that he or the hospital might have called her and got no response.

‘Hello again,’ comes a voice.

Archer looks through the throng of customers to see a man with a chiselled jaw, dark wavy hair and an expensive overcoat smiling her way.

Jamie Blackwell.

‘It’s so nice to see you again,’ he says, weaving his way through the horde.

‘How are you?’ she asks.

‘I’m well, thank you.’

‘And you?’

‘Getting my broken phone replaced.’

‘Oh. Sorry to hear that.’

The phone whisperer arrives with a refurbished phone that looks brand new and gives Jamie a dismissive glance.

‘Perhaps we can have a coffee sometime?’ Jamie suggests.

‘That would be nice.’

‘Important question – how do you take your coffee?’

‘I’m more a tea with milk girl.’

‘Tea is sexy.’

Archer smiles. ‘I never knew.’

The whisperer mutters something under his breath.

‘See you soon, Grace.’

‘Bye.’