“It is my mojo song Charlie I am mojoing right now—”

“Who is the singer that is just shocking—”

“It is me singing Charlie me personally right this minute in the cable car I am singing my little song—”

“Well please do not anymore because it is very very awful—”

“MY SONG IS A GREAT SONG OF THE GREATEST SONGS—”

“Anyone gonna back me up here? I know you are all feeling it—”

“The song is horrible Charlie we all know that but he is making art it is his process.”

“…”

“…”

“His process is horrible.”

“Yes it is also flat but it is his process.”

“Is it like a digestive process?”

“…”

“…”

“Everyone is mocking me Saul. Charlie is mocking me Doc is mocking me. Even Lucille is mocking me with his eyes I can tell. Even Rex et tu Rex. Saul…kill everyone. Save the last bullet for me.”

“No sir.”

“…Well that is just dandy I am being mocked and no one will do anything about it not even my hireling minion.”

“I’m not a minion.”

“But—”

“Nope. Do not minion. Non miniono. Ne minionibus meum.”

“You made those up.”

“Yep. No minion, no language lessons.”

“…”

“…”

“Fine then I am good with that cool cool onward and upward ahem ahem:

I looked up and / all I saw was black—

Her hair was long / her nails were red all down my back—

I felt the coldest metal onnnn my brrroooooowwwwww—

I fell for her and how I fell oooooohhhh hoooowwwww—”

“O God fuck boss lady I think I will die before we get there—”

“Silence I am making art—”

“SHUT UP—”

“BOTH OF YOU—”

“ROINK!”

“Whut—”

“What now—”

“Was that a—”

“Shush now please you are upsetting the pig.”

“…”

“…”

“…”

“…”

“…”

“Is there a pig in that bag?”

“Yes there was a slight issue in our final item for which obviously I had also prepared but still I do not wish to discuss it. It is all fine now.”

“I think maybe we need to discuss it just a little—”

So the slight issue goes a bit like this I do not know I was not at the Nordwandhüs:

Doc: “Knock knock man in house on day off we are Girl Scouts selling cookies.”

Target: “I am suspicious that is my job I am in security at a vaulty bank kindsa place.”

Doc: “Knock knock we shall sing for you we are you know undangerous females of conceptual virginity we are from the church we do not wish to kidnap you for immoral robbing purposes AT ALL this is pastoral cookie vending.”

Target: “You seem a little old for girl scouts also which church?”

Doc: “The totally religious one?”

Target: “Nope I am from the other one go away now strangers my suspicions are manly and erect.”

Doc: “Charlie show him how pure and girlish you are—”

Charlie: “I am pure and girlish open the fucking door—”

Lucille: “LUCILLE!”

Target: “CODE RED!”