Chapters (69)
- Cover
- Praise
- Title Page
- Contents
- Introduction
- Revenge of the Lawn
- 1692 Cotton Mather Newsreel
- 1/3, 1/3, 1/3
- The Gathering of a Californian
- A Short Story about Contemporary Life in California
- Pacific Radio Fire
- Elmira
- Coffee
- ‘Rembrandt Creek’ and ‘Carthage Sink’
- The Weather in San Francisco
- Complicated Banking Problems
- A High Building in Singapore
- An Unlimited Supply of 35 Millimeter Film
- The Scarlatti Tilt
- The Wild Birds of Heaven
- Winter Rug
- Ernest Hemingway’s Typist
- Homage to the San Francisco YMCA
- The Pretty Office
- A Need for Gardens
- The Old Bus
- The Ghost Children of Tacoma
- Talk Show
- I Was Trying to Describe You to Someone
- Trick or Treating Down to the Sea in Ships
- Blackberry Motorist
- Thoreau Rubber Band
- 44:40
- Perfect California Day
- The Post Offices of Eastern Oregon
- Pale Marble Movie
- Partners
- Getting to Know Each Other
- A Short History of Oregon
- A Long Time Ago People Decided to Live in America
- A Short History of Religion in California
- April in God-damn
- One Afternoon in 1939
- Corporal
- Lint
- A Complete History of Germany and Japan
- The Auction
- The Armoured Car
- The Literary Life in California/1964
- Banners of My Own Choosing
- Fame in California/1964
- Memory of a Girl
- September California
- A Study in California Flowers
- The Betrayed Kingdom
- Women When They Put Their Clothes on in the Morning
- Hallowe’en in Denver
- Atlantisburg
- The View from the Dog Tower
- Greyhound Tragedy
- Craz y Old Women are Riding the Buses of America Today
- The Correct Time
- Holiday in Germany
- Sand Castles
- Forgiven
- American Flag Decal
- The World War I Los Angeles Aeroplane
- Revenge of the Lawn
- Copyright
‘Yeah, I’ll do the editing. You can type it, can’t you? It’s not too bad, is it?’ she said in a twelve-year-old voice with the Welfare peeking over her shoulder.
‘No,’ I said. ‘It will be easy.’
Suddenly the rain started to come down hard outside, without any warning, just suddenly great drops of rain that almost shook the trailer.
You sur lik veel cutlets dont you Maybell said she was holding holding her pensil up her mowth that was preti and red like an apl!
Onli wen you tak my oder Carl said he was a kind of bassful loger but big and strong lik his dead who ownd the starmill!
Ill mak sur you get plenti of gravi!
Just ten the caf door opend and in cam Rins Adams he was hansom and meen, everi bodi in thos parts was afrad of him but not Carl and his dead dad they wasn't afrad of him no sur!
Maybell shifard wen she saw him standing ther in his blac macinaw he smild at her and Carl felt his blod run hot lik scallding cofee and fiting mad!
Howdi ther Rins said Maybell blushed like a flower flouar while we were all sitting there in that rainy trailer, pounding at the gates of American literature.
The Gathering of a Californian
Like most Californians, I come from someplace else and was gathered to the purpose of California like a metal-eating flower gathers the sunshine, the rain, and then to the freeway beckons its petals and lets the cars drive in, millions of cars into but a single flower, the scent choked with congestion and room for millions more.
California needs us, so it gathers us from other places. I’ll take you, you, you, and I from the Pacific Northwest: a haunted land where nature dances the minuet with people and danced with me in those old bygone days.
I brought everything I knew from there to California: years and years of a different life to which I can never return nor want to and seems at times almost to have occurred to another body somehow vaguely in my shape and recognition.
It’s strange that California likes to get her people from every place else and leave what we knew behind and here to California we are gathered as if energy itself, the shadow of that metal-eating flower, had summoned us away from other lives and now to do the California until the very end like the Taj Mahal in the shape of a parking meter.
A Short Story about Contemporary Life in California
There are thousands of stories with original beginnings. This is not one of them. I think the only way to start a story about contemporary life in California is to do it the way Jack London started The Sea-Wolf. I have confidence in that beginning.