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Chapters (69)
  1. Cover
  2. Praise
  3. Title Page
  4. Contents
  5. Introduction
  6. Revenge of the Lawn
  7. 1692 Cotton Mather Newsreel
  8. 1/3, 1/3, 1/3
  9. The Gathering of a Californian
  10. A Short Story about Contemporary Life in California
  11. Pacific Radio Fire
  12. Elmira
  13. Coffee
  14. ‘Rembrandt Creek’ and ‘Carthage Sink’
  15. The Weather in San Francisco
  16. Complicated Banking Problems
  17. A High Building in Singapore
  18. An Unlimited Supply of 35 Millimeter Film
  19. The Scarlatti Tilt
  20. The Wild Birds of Heaven
  21. Winter Rug
  22. Ernest Hemingway’s Typist
  23. Homage to the San Francisco YMCA
  24. The Pretty Office
  25. A Need for Gardens
  26. The Old Bus
  27. The Ghost Children of Tacoma
  28. Talk Show
  29. I Was Trying to Describe You to Someone
  30. Trick or Treating Down to the Sea in Ships
  31. Blackberry Motorist
  32. Thoreau Rubber Band
  33. 44:40
  34. Perfect California Day
  35. The Post Offices of Eastern Oregon
  36. Pale Marble Movie
  37. Partners
  38. Getting to Know Each Other
  39. A Short History of Oregon
  40. A Long Time Ago People Decided to Live in America
  41. A Short History of Religion in California
  42. April in God-damn
  43. One Afternoon in 1939
  44. Corporal
  45. Lint
  46. A Complete History of Germany and Japan
  47. The Auction
  48. The Armoured Car
  49. The Literary Life in California/1964
  50. Banners of My Own Choosing
  51. Fame in California/1964
  52. Memory of a Girl
  53. September California
  54. A Study in California Flowers
  55. The Betrayed Kingdom
  56. Women When They Put Their Clothes on in the Morning
  57. Hallowe’en in Denver
  58. Atlantisburg
  59. The View from the Dog Tower
  60. Greyhound Tragedy
  61. Craz y Old Women are Riding the Buses of America Today
  62. The Correct Time
  63. Holiday in Germany
  64. Sand Castles
  65. Forgiven
  66. American Flag Decal
  67. The World War I Los Angeles Aeroplane
  68. Revenge of the Lawn
  69. Copyright

This time the girl looked up and saw the German boys staring down, all big smiles and flirting. The girl returned a kind of ambiguous half-smile. She was a perfect freeway Mona Lisa.

We hit another scramble of traffic and the Volkswagen suffered from it and fell back, but a couple of minutes later it was up with us again. We were both moving about sixty miles an hour.

This time when she of the blonde hair, the gentle white neck looked up and saw the German boys flirting away, she gave them a great big smile and waved enthusiastically. They had shattered her cool.

The German boys were waving like a convention of flags with mile-a-minute flirting and smiling. They were very happy: Ah, America!

The girl had a lovely smile. Her friend waved, too, driving the Volkswagen with one hand. She was also a good-looking girl: another blonde, but with long hair.

The German boys were having a fine holiday in America. Too bad there was no way they could get out of that bus and into the Volkswagen to meet the girls, but things like that are impossible.

Soon the girls took an off ramp to Palo Alto and disappeared forever, unless of course, they take a holiday next year in Germany and are driving along the autobahn in a bus.

Sand Castles

Strange fences grow on Point Reyes Peninsula which is fastened like a haunted fingerprint to the California coast. Odd perspectives are constantly drifting out of sight or becoming too intimate in this place where white medieval Portuguese dairies suddenly appear cradled by cypress trees and then disappear as if they had never really been there at all.

Hawks circle in the sky like the lost springs of old railroad watches looking for correct protein wandering somewhere below to swoop down upon and devour chronologically.

It is not often that I journey to Point Reyes because, frankly, my mind is seldom in that place, but when I do go there I always enjoy myself. That is, if enjoy is the right word, driving down a road lined with fences that look like cemeteries lost in half-vague and half-mercuric spiritual density.

I usually end up going to a place called McClures Beach at the end of the peninsula. There’s a parking lot where you leave your car and then it’s a good hike down a gradual canyon to the beach, following a small creek.

Watercress grows luxuriously in the creek.

There are many peculiar flowers as step by step you disappear down into the turns of the canyon until at last you arrive at the Pacific Ocean and a dramatic beach like a photograph if they’d had cameras in the days when Christ lived, and now you are a part of the photograph, but sometimes you have to pinch yourself to make sure that you are really there.