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Chapters (69)
  1. Cover
  2. Praise
  3. Title Page
  4. Contents
  5. Introduction
  6. Revenge of the Lawn
  7. 1692 Cotton Mather Newsreel
  8. 1/3, 1/3, 1/3
  9. The Gathering of a Californian
  10. A Short Story about Contemporary Life in California
  11. Pacific Radio Fire
  12. Elmira
  13. Coffee
  14. ‘Rembrandt Creek’ and ‘Carthage Sink’
  15. The Weather in San Francisco
  16. Complicated Banking Problems
  17. A High Building in Singapore
  18. An Unlimited Supply of 35 Millimeter Film
  19. The Scarlatti Tilt
  20. The Wild Birds of Heaven
  21. Winter Rug
  22. Ernest Hemingway’s Typist
  23. Homage to the San Francisco YMCA
  24. The Pretty Office
  25. A Need for Gardens
  26. The Old Bus
  27. The Ghost Children of Tacoma
  28. Talk Show
  29. I Was Trying to Describe You to Someone
  30. Trick or Treating Down to the Sea in Ships
  31. Blackberry Motorist
  32. Thoreau Rubber Band
  33. 44:40
  34. Perfect California Day
  35. The Post Offices of Eastern Oregon
  36. Pale Marble Movie
  37. Partners
  38. Getting to Know Each Other
  39. A Short History of Oregon
  40. A Long Time Ago People Decided to Live in America
  41. A Short History of Religion in California
  42. April in God-damn
  43. One Afternoon in 1939
  44. Corporal
  45. Lint
  46. A Complete History of Germany and Japan
  47. The Auction
  48. The Armoured Car
  49. The Literary Life in California/1964
  50. Banners of My Own Choosing
  51. Fame in California/1964
  52. Memory of a Girl
  53. September California
  54. A Study in California Flowers
  55. The Betrayed Kingdom
  56. Women When They Put Their Clothes on in the Morning
  57. Hallowe’en in Denver
  58. Atlantisburg
  59. The View from the Dog Tower
  60. Greyhound Tragedy
  61. Craz y Old Women are Riding the Buses of America Today
  62. The Correct Time
  63. Holiday in Germany
  64. Sand Castles
  65. Forgiven
  66. American Flag Decal
  67. The World War I Los Angeles Aeroplane
  68. Revenge of the Lawn
  69. Copyright

My girl-friend was late, so I went to the park alone. I got tired of waiting, of standing there in a bookstore reading a novel about people who make love all the time in wealthy surroundings. She was good-looking, but I was also growing older, jaded.

It was one of those typical summer afternoons that we do not get in San Francisco until the autumn. The park was as usual: Children were playing these-are-the-days-of-my-youth, and old people were sunning now what the grave would darken soon enough and the beatniks were lying here and there like stale rugs on the grass, waiting for the great hip rug merchant to come along.

I walked all around the park before I sat down: a long slow circle gathered gently to its end. Then I sat down but before I could examine the territory of where I was at, an old man asked me what time it was.

‘A quarter of three,’ I said, though I did not know what time it was. I just wanted to be helpful.

‘Thank you,’ he said, and flashed an antique smile of relief.

A quarter of three was the correct time for that old man for that was the time he wanted, the time that pleased him the most. I felt pretty good.

I sat there for a few moments and saw nothing else to remember and nothing to forget. I got up and went away, leaving a happy old man behind.

The Boy Scouts of America taught me all I know, and I had done my good deed for the day, and all I needed now so that I could dwell in perfection would be to find an enfeebled fire engine and help it across the street.

‘Thank you, son,’ with its arthritic red paint smelling of old age, and its ladder covered with white hair, and a slight cataract over its siren.

There were children playing a game with bubbles at the place I had chosen to leave the park. They had a jar of magic bubble stuff and little rods with metal rings to cast the bubbles away with, to join them with the air.

Instead of leaving the park, I stood and watched the bubbles leave the park. They had a very high mortality pulse. I saw them again and again suddenly die above the sidewalk and the street: their rainbow profiles ceasing to exist.

I wondered what was happening and then looked closer to see that they were colliding with insects in the air. What a lovely idea! and then one of the bubbles was hit by the Number 30 Stockton bus.

WHAM! like the collision between an inspired trumpet and a great concerto, and showed all those other bubbles how to go out in the grand style.

Holiday in Germany