Chapters (62)
- Cover
- Full Page Image
- Introduction
- Advance Praise for Reunion
- Dedication
- Map
- Quote
- Prologue
- All About Eric Weiss
- The Young Magician
- From the Wikipedia entry for Middleton:
- Where They Used to Live
- All About Carrie Keene
- The Girl Detective
- All About Alana Bright
- The Warrior Princess
- All About Daniel Sharp IV
- The Boy Genius
- I’ve Done My Part
- The Only Warrior Left
- The World Beneath the World
- Even Less Fun Now
- The Flawless Performance of Innumerable Lines of Code
- Like Time-Lapse Photography
- You Don’t Have to Go Home but You Can’t Stay Here
- This is Where She Gets It
- I Never Believed in Prophecies
- Normal People Stumble Along
- INTERLUDE: The Case of the Candy Cult
- That’s How Her Story Ought to Go
- Normal Is Whatever You Grow Up With
- Even Good Kids Have Their Limits
- INTERLUDE: The Menace of the Middleton Monster
- Alanis Morissette Irony or the Other Kind
- What You Want Is Not the Most Important Thing
- INTERLUDE: Trapped in the Goblin’s Lair
- The Slowest Person in the Room
- INTERLUDE: The Final Secret of Dr. Sax
- All Part of King Jeremy’s Land
- INTERLUDE: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
- You Breathed It In, All the Time
- INTERLUDE: What Happened
- Danny Sharp Doesn’t Believe in Ghosts
- Ice and Bottles of Zima
- You Were Right All Along
- A Lot of Sacrificing to Do Tonight
- You Walked Right into It
- How Magic Works
- Was This Your Master Plan
- This Time, I Swear, We Can Do It Right
- You’d Think He Would Know Better
- Fresh Blood on Its Hands
- Any One of a Thousand Different Men
- The End of the World over There
- These Are Not Ideal Conditions
- Lightning and Thunder, Demons and Angels
- Into the Jaws of the Dragon
- Unafraid at Sunset
- Epilogue
- Acknowledgments
- About the Author
- Other Works by Christopher Farnsworth
Little Waldo tags him with a metal can of something to the head. His vision goes blurry and his head spins.
He stumbles forward to the side of the ElectriCar. He pulls open the driver’s side door and hops into the seat. Danny taps the brake (regenerative braking — he thought of it years before anybody else), and presses his thumb to the fingerprint-recognition starter button.
The ElectriCar — one of the only things in the entire damn workshop that is not connected to a computer, because he never thought wi-fi would be something you’d use while driving — starts up and purrs.
Damn right. He built things to last.
He stomps on the accelerator, aiming the car straight at the sealed garage door, barely able to see now.
It occurs to him that this would be an especially stupid way to die.
The car leaps forward and punches through the steel door, already weakened by the acid. A great cloud of green-yellow fumes rolls out behind Danny as he roars through the garage at 75 mph. He makes it ninety feet before he slams through the parking gate, and flattens all four tires going the wrong way over the wrong-way spikes.
Danny skids to a halt in the driveway outside the building as the airbag punches him in the face.
For a moment he hears nothing. He yanks the respirator off, kicks the door open, and gets out of the car. He breathes deeply, and feels a stab of pain in his chest. He’s pretty sure he’s broken at least one of his ribs. He might be concussed. He drops to his knees, suddenly and completely exhausted.
But he’s alive. He won.
Despite everything, his face splits into a grin and he thinks, Let’s see Elon Musk do that.
Then, from inside the workshop, he hears the voice again, very faintly.
“Well done, Danny. Well done. See you again soon.”
Something drops from his pocket as Danny struggles to get back to his feet.
The invitation. Only this time, it’s landed face down.
On the other side, he sees, written in thick, careful block letters:
YOU HAVE TO COME BACK
Again, he thinks, Yeah. No shit.
He picks up the card and begins limping back to the building, already planning, making a list. The fire department will need to get a hazmat team out here. He will need to pack a bag, and arrange a flight.
His phone buzzes and he sees it’s Eric.
The others are already on their way back, Eric tells him. Then he tells Danny the rest.
Formerly the smartest guy in any room, and Danny learns he is the last one to know what’s going on.
Again.
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