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Chapters (62)
  1. Cover
  2. Full Page Image
  3. Introduction
  4. Advance Praise for Reunion
  5. Dedication
  6. Map
  7. Quote
  8. Prologue
  9. All About Eric Weiss
  10. The Young Magician
  11. From the Wikipedia entry for Middleton:
  12. Where They Used to Live
  13. All About Carrie Keene
  14. The Girl Detective
  15. All About Alana Bright
  16. The Warrior Princess
  17. All About Daniel Sharp IV
  18. The Boy Genius
  19. I’ve Done My Part
  20. The Only Warrior Left
  21. The World Beneath the World
  22. Even Less Fun Now
  23. The Flawless Performance of Innumerable Lines of Code
  24. Like Time-Lapse Photography
  25. You Don’t Have to Go Home but You Can’t Stay Here
  26. This is Where She Gets It
  27. I Never Believed in Prophecies
  28. Normal People Stumble Along
  29. INTERLUDE: The Case of the Candy Cult
  30. That’s How Her Story Ought to Go
  31. Normal Is Whatever You Grow Up With
  32. Even Good Kids Have Their Limits
  33. INTERLUDE: The Menace of the Middleton Monster
  34. Alanis Morissette Irony or the Other Kind
  35. What You Want Is Not the Most Important Thing
  36. INTERLUDE: Trapped in the Goblin’s Lair
  37. The Slowest Person in the Room
  38. INTERLUDE: The Final Secret of Dr. Sax
  39. All Part of King Jeremy’s Land
  40. INTERLUDE: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
  41. You Breathed It In, All the Time
  42. INTERLUDE: What Happened
  43. Danny Sharp Doesn’t Believe in Ghosts
  44. Ice and Bottles of Zima
  45. You Were Right All Along
  46. A Lot of Sacrificing to Do Tonight
  47. You Walked Right into It
  48. How Magic Works
  49. Was This Your Master Plan
  50. This Time, I Swear, We Can Do It Right
  51. You’d Think He Would Know Better
  52. Fresh Blood on Its Hands
  53. Any One of a Thousand Different Men
  54. The End of the World over There
  55. These Are Not Ideal Conditions
  56. Lightning and Thunder, Demons and Angels
  57. Into the Jaws of the Dragon
  58. Unafraid at Sunset
  59. Epilogue
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Author
  62. Other Works by Christopher Farnsworth

old bean to my old man,

my best friend.

Map

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Quote

Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies.

Nobody that matters, that is.

— Edna St. Vincent Millay

Prologue

That Was Then

MIDDLETON. THEN.

Danny was the last to arrive, as usual. He pulled up to Eric’s house in the new Beemer he bought to replace the ElectriCar.

Eric went out to greet him in the driveway. He hadn’t been sure Danny would make it. Not because he thought Danny was scared — Danny didn’t get scared, not that Eric had ever seen. But he was the one still insisting there must be some kind of rational explanation, hanging onto his skepticism like it was a cross that might keep a vampire at bay.

(That didn’t always work, though. Eric knew from experience.)

So maybe Danny did get scared, after all.

Now he was here, unloading stuff from the Beemer’s trunk as if there’d never been any doubt he’d show. Eric helped him carry the duffel bag inside. Eric’s mom was spending the holidays with her new boyfriend at a crystal healing retreat in Sedona (she’d told Eric it was her Christmas gift to herself).

The girls were in the living room. Alana was wrapping her fists in long, leather cords, carefully fitting the iron spikes of her cestus over her knuckles. Carrie was strapping herself into a bulletproof vest, stolen from a locker at the station. They didn’t have any women’s sizes, so she looked like Eddie Murphy wearing his fat suit in The Nutty Professor.

Eric dropped Danny’s bag on the floor.

“Careful with that,” he snapped.

“Sorry. What is it?” Eric said.

Danny unzipped it and began assembling something out of the components inside, his movements quick and sure. “Dangerous,” he said. “I’d like to avoid anything exploding before we actually want it to explode.”

Carrie stepped over to take a closer look. “Seriously, what is it?”

Danny attached a pistol grip to a long barrel, then slapped in a battery pack.

“We know light hurts them, right? I figured a burst of coherent light should be enough to scatter them completely, just like a real shadow. So I pulled apart one of the industrial lasers in the lab and mounted it to a — ”

“Jesus Christ, Danny, are you saying you built a ray gun?” Carrie asked.

He gave them his usual look, as if he was gazing down from the great height of his mountainous IQ. “No,” he said, insulted. “It’s a PEW. A Plasma Emitter Weapon. It pushes light through a series of ruby crystal diodes to exponentially increase the output of — ”

He stopped when he saw the looks on their faces.

“Fine. It’s a ray gun.”

Eric looked at it, frowning. “What does it… do?”

Danny hefted the device and pointed it at the ceiling. “Hopefully, burn those things into oblivion.”