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Chapters (62)
  1. Cover
  2. Full Page Image
  3. Introduction
  4. Advance Praise for Reunion
  5. Dedication
  6. Map
  7. Quote
  8. Prologue
  9. All About Eric Weiss
  10. The Young Magician
  11. From the Wikipedia entry for Middleton:
  12. Where They Used to Live
  13. All About Carrie Keene
  14. The Girl Detective
  15. All About Alana Bright
  16. The Warrior Princess
  17. All About Daniel Sharp IV
  18. The Boy Genius
  19. I’ve Done My Part
  20. The Only Warrior Left
  21. The World Beneath the World
  22. Even Less Fun Now
  23. The Flawless Performance of Innumerable Lines of Code
  24. Like Time-Lapse Photography
  25. You Don’t Have to Go Home but You Can’t Stay Here
  26. This is Where She Gets It
  27. I Never Believed in Prophecies
  28. Normal People Stumble Along
  29. INTERLUDE: The Case of the Candy Cult
  30. That’s How Her Story Ought to Go
  31. Normal Is Whatever You Grow Up With
  32. Even Good Kids Have Their Limits
  33. INTERLUDE: The Menace of the Middleton Monster
  34. Alanis Morissette Irony or the Other Kind
  35. What You Want Is Not the Most Important Thing
  36. INTERLUDE: Trapped in the Goblin’s Lair
  37. The Slowest Person in the Room
  38. INTERLUDE: The Final Secret of Dr. Sax
  39. All Part of King Jeremy’s Land
  40. INTERLUDE: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
  41. You Breathed It In, All the Time
  42. INTERLUDE: What Happened
  43. Danny Sharp Doesn’t Believe in Ghosts
  44. Ice and Bottles of Zima
  45. You Were Right All Along
  46. A Lot of Sacrificing to Do Tonight
  47. You Walked Right into It
  48. How Magic Works
  49. Was This Your Master Plan
  50. This Time, I Swear, We Can Do It Right
  51. You’d Think He Would Know Better
  52. Fresh Blood on Its Hands
  53. Any One of a Thousand Different Men
  54. The End of the World over There
  55. These Are Not Ideal Conditions
  56. Lightning and Thunder, Demons and Angels
  57. Into the Jaws of the Dragon
  58. Unafraid at Sunset
  59. Epilogue
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Author
  62. Other Works by Christopher Farnsworth

There’s an image on the computer monitor now. The 640 x 200 display was not meant for high-resolution pictures. It looks like something built of blocks, constructed bit by bit.

It’s a dot-matrix rendering of Dr. Sax’s smiling face.

“Oh, Danny,” the computer says. “Don’t tell me you’re trapped. You’ve gotten out of much worse than this before.”

Little Waldo gives up trying to reach him and settles for tossing whatever it can find on the shelves in his direction. A jar of screws flies past his head, fastball-quick, then shatters against the wall.

Danny dives to one side to avoid it and there is a buzz saw waiting for him, screaming as it spins in place, dangling from a cord on the wall. He cannot move any farther, not if he doesn’t want to be chewed up by the whirling blade.

Big Waldo races toward him on the ceiling track. It will be right on top of him in a moment.

He’s just where they want him. It was a feint, a trick, a trap. (The term anthropomorphic fallacy flits through his head: to attribute human form or personality to things not human.)

It will be game over in less than a second if he doesn’t think faster.

“Then again,” Sax’s voice says, “you’re not as young as you used to be, are you?”

It’s only a recording, Danny tells himself. A distraction. Don’t lose focus.

Danny thinks. He splits his mind into different processes, running simultaneous calculations and models. He measures the angles. Figures out the timing.

And dives, just as Big Waldo reaches for him.

The robot arm crashes into the metal roll-up door, and breaks loose from the ceiling track. It clatters heavily to the floor, still grasping for him, making a horrible metallic screeching. Like something dying. (Anthropomorphic fallacy.)

Little Waldo reaches for the next container on the nearby shelf. Danny speed-reads the label. His eyes go wide and he’s up and running for the safety cabinet as Little Waldo pitches it like a fastball through the air.

Hydrofluoric acid. Used to etch metals, clean auto parts, and make computer chips.

Danny knows what is going to happen next. He yanks open the cabinet door.

The container hits the garage door behind him, and cracks open. The acid splashes far enough to reach him, burning holes instantly through his shirt, and then his skin. But the real danger is the hydrogen fluorine gas that fills the air as the acid combines with oxygen.

The ventilator mask inside the cabinet is old. Danny puts it on anyway.

“Nasty stuff, Danny,” Sax’s voice says. “You know the CDC guidelines say that hydrofluoric acid can cause severe burns, pulmonary edema, skin ulcers, and, of course, death.”

Yeah, no shit, Danny thinks. The mask will keep his lungs from burning out, but if enough of the gas touches his skin, he’s dead anyway.