Chapters (62)
- Cover
- Full Page Image
- Introduction
- Advance Praise for Reunion
- Dedication
- Map
- Quote
- Prologue
- All About Eric Weiss
- The Young Magician
- From the Wikipedia entry for Middleton:
- Where They Used to Live
- All About Carrie Keene
- The Girl Detective
- All About Alana Bright
- The Warrior Princess
- All About Daniel Sharp IV
- The Boy Genius
- I’ve Done My Part
- The Only Warrior Left
- The World Beneath the World
- Even Less Fun Now
- The Flawless Performance of Innumerable Lines of Code
- Like Time-Lapse Photography
- You Don’t Have to Go Home but You Can’t Stay Here
- This is Where She Gets It
- I Never Believed in Prophecies
- Normal People Stumble Along
- INTERLUDE: The Case of the Candy Cult
- That’s How Her Story Ought to Go
- Normal Is Whatever You Grow Up With
- Even Good Kids Have Their Limits
- INTERLUDE: The Menace of the Middleton Monster
- Alanis Morissette Irony or the Other Kind
- What You Want Is Not the Most Important Thing
- INTERLUDE: Trapped in the Goblin’s Lair
- The Slowest Person in the Room
- INTERLUDE: The Final Secret of Dr. Sax
- All Part of King Jeremy’s Land
- INTERLUDE: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
- You Breathed It In, All the Time
- INTERLUDE: What Happened
- Danny Sharp Doesn’t Believe in Ghosts
- Ice and Bottles of Zima
- You Were Right All Along
- A Lot of Sacrificing to Do Tonight
- You Walked Right into It
- How Magic Works
- Was This Your Master Plan
- This Time, I Swear, We Can Do It Right
- You’d Think He Would Know Better
- Fresh Blood on Its Hands
- Any One of a Thousand Different Men
- The End of the World over There
- These Are Not Ideal Conditions
- Lightning and Thunder, Demons and Angels
- Into the Jaws of the Dragon
- Unafraid at Sunset
- Epilogue
- Acknowledgments
- About the Author
- Other Works by Christopher Farnsworth
Downstairs, something breaks. The lights in the house flicker, as if a storm is raging.
Regan is shaking.
“It’s all right,” Hailey says again, her arms wrapped tightly around her daughter. “Mommy will buy you presents. Mommy will buy you so many presents.”
The door bangs against the wall as something enters the bedroom.
She hears them coming now. Shadows make noise. If you listen closely enough. They sound like insects crawling across the carpet, thousands of tiny legs and jaws clicking as they move.
When she was little, Hailey used to hide under her covers after a nightmare. She thought that the monsters would not be able to see her that way. She thought she could hide in the dark.
Now she knows better. Now she knows you have to hide from the dark.
Regan tries to turn to look. Hailey holds her head so she can’t see.
“So many presents,” she says. “I promise.”
The first shadow enters the closet with them. Hailey holds her daughter as tight as she can. More join the first, blotting out the overhead light, and they rise above her.
Hailey closes her eyes, and everything goes dark.
7
The Only Warrior Left
Bobby Hogan pulls his Mercedes into the garage of his house, a five-bedroom on two acres near the river. He’s looking forward to the reunion this weekend. He’s come a long way since high school and he’s proud of himself. People can change. He’s the proof.
Twenty years ago, when he graduated high school, Bobby was pushing 300 on the scale on a good day. They called him Blobby in grade school, which became the Blob, which became Hog Hogan, which became Hog.
Bobby couldn’t really blame the other kids. He wasn’t a very nice guy. He shoved and he punched and he insulted, and he lied about it when he was called on it. He was a bully and a coward and a thief, and basically, kind of a dick.
Then it all went to hell, and Bobby barely avoided prison. It was enough to scare him. He got a job as a line cook. Pretty soon, he was jogging every morning and drinking strong coffee instead of cheap beer. Bobby now weighs 168 pounds and wears size 32 jeans. He owns his own restaurant and catering business.
In short, he got his shit together.
He goes to the fridge for a quick protein shake. He still has to watch his weight, and the closer he gets to forty, the harder he has to work at it.
That’s when he notices someone sitting in the dark, watching him.
The protein shake hits the floor and Bobby nearly jumps out of his skin
He reaches for the butcher block, and comes out with his prized Suisin Gyuto chef’s knife, which is 10.6 inches of inox steel.
Then Bobby recognizes the intruder sitting at the kitchen table, drinking a beer stolen from the fridge.