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Chapters (62)
  1. Cover
  2. Full Page Image
  3. Introduction
  4. Advance Praise for Reunion
  5. Dedication
  6. Map
  7. Quote
  8. Prologue
  9. All About Eric Weiss
  10. The Young Magician
  11. From the Wikipedia entry for Middleton:
  12. Where They Used to Live
  13. All About Carrie Keene
  14. The Girl Detective
  15. All About Alana Bright
  16. The Warrior Princess
  17. All About Daniel Sharp IV
  18. The Boy Genius
  19. I’ve Done My Part
  20. The Only Warrior Left
  21. The World Beneath the World
  22. Even Less Fun Now
  23. The Flawless Performance of Innumerable Lines of Code
  24. Like Time-Lapse Photography
  25. You Don’t Have to Go Home but You Can’t Stay Here
  26. This is Where She Gets It
  27. I Never Believed in Prophecies
  28. Normal People Stumble Along
  29. INTERLUDE: The Case of the Candy Cult
  30. That’s How Her Story Ought to Go
  31. Normal Is Whatever You Grow Up With
  32. Even Good Kids Have Their Limits
  33. INTERLUDE: The Menace of the Middleton Monster
  34. Alanis Morissette Irony or the Other Kind
  35. What You Want Is Not the Most Important Thing
  36. INTERLUDE: Trapped in the Goblin’s Lair
  37. The Slowest Person in the Room
  38. INTERLUDE: The Final Secret of Dr. Sax
  39. All Part of King Jeremy’s Land
  40. INTERLUDE: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
  41. You Breathed It In, All the Time
  42. INTERLUDE: What Happened
  43. Danny Sharp Doesn’t Believe in Ghosts
  44. Ice and Bottles of Zima
  45. You Were Right All Along
  46. A Lot of Sacrificing to Do Tonight
  47. You Walked Right into It
  48. How Magic Works
  49. Was This Your Master Plan
  50. This Time, I Swear, We Can Do It Right
  51. You’d Think He Would Know Better
  52. Fresh Blood on Its Hands
  53. Any One of a Thousand Different Men
  54. The End of the World over There
  55. These Are Not Ideal Conditions
  56. Lightning and Thunder, Demons and Angels
  57. Into the Jaws of the Dragon
  58. Unafraid at Sunset
  59. Epilogue
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Author
  62. Other Works by Christopher Farnsworth

Whatever. Now it’s time to get them out. The ElectriCar will be picked up by a tow truck later today. He doesn’t have to be here for that. The rest of the tools and chemicals and spare parts will be collected, or more likely, thrown in the trash. He just has to gather the toys from his childhood.

He goes over to the clunky old desktop where ISAAC lives and drops his packet of mail on the workbench. He spent a ridiculous amount of time programming in all the interface’s responses on 3.5-inch floppy disks. Now he begins to shut it down, wondering if he should get a box from upstairs or if he should just throw the whole thing in a dumpster.

Then the lights begin to flicker and the door slams shut behind him, the bolt sliding into place automatically with an ominous click.

Anybody else might wonder what was happening. Mouth open, a stupid look on their face, standing there like an idiot.

But Danny’s not that guy. He grew up with this. He hears a mechanical whirring behind him and dives toward a patch of open floor.

Little Waldo, the arm bolted to the workbench on his left, just misses with a claw that punches a deep hole into the concrete wall.

It’s been twenty years since someone tried to murder him, but he’s still got the reflexes.

He stands up and Little Waldo extends itself to its limits, whirring in what almost seems like frustration as its pincers snap inches from his nose.

At the other end of the workbench, the old desktop computer monitor flares to life, text scrolling on its amber monochrome screen so fast he cannot read any of it. The speakers in the workshop pop and hiss, and a staticky voice spits at him.

“Good afternoon, Danny. It’s so nice to see you again.”

It’s not ISAAC. It’s the voice of a ghost. A dead man speaking.

Dr. Edgar Sax.

Which should be impossible, but Danny doesn’t waste much time thinking about it, because he’s got to deal with Big Waldo as it unslings itself from the ceiling. He ducks just in time again, and it only glances against his shoulder. It’s still powerful enough to knock him to the floor, sending waves of pain through his body.

Every electrical device in the place is now fired up and angry at him. The welding torch shoots a white-hot jet across the room. The angle grinders and table saws spin and growl. Sparks fly from a dozen pieces of electrical equipment. Circuits overload and glass cracks and plastic melts.

Big Waldo rotates and stabs out, trying to grab him. He ducks and the claw misses clamping shut on his skull, but just barely.

Danny backs away, to the door. He tries to open it with one hand. Locked.