Chapters (47)
- Cover
- Title Page
- Note to Reader
- Dedication
- Man at His Bath
- My Hair Is My Thing
- The Suggested Face for Sorry
- Lying Is Getting
- Five by Seven
- California
- A Space to Train and Exit
- Magpie
- Tea
- Have at It
- Tomatoes Ten Ways
- They Said It Couldn’t Be Done
- It for Me
- Sunshower
- Green
- Totally under the Water
- Long Wedding
- The Greatest Two Minutes in Sports
- You Missed a Spot
- Weekend
- Stoop
- Flowers Would Have Killed You
- The Lone Acceptable Application of Daylight
- Say It to My Face
- Good Share
- It Used to Be We Had to Go to War
- During the Strife, My Sisters
- And Also with You
- Good Description
- The Beach
- Don’t Spend It All in One Place
- Other Things, If Not More Urgent Things
- Some Toxin
- Fake Sick
- Home, Followed by Tall Buildings
- And Stay Out
- Ohio on TV
- Fifty
- Pennsylvania
- About the Author
- Also by Natalie Shapero
- Acknowledgments
- Special Thanks
knowledge of strangling,
how pressure around a person’s neck
will cause a contact lens to dislodge from the iris,
making it hard to see, but that’s not funny,
not funny to anyone
except the company that slices
and sells the lenses—they never turn down
a chance to sell replacements,
so at least somebody’s
smiling, cozying up with a cup of cream
of potato, flipping on the money
channel, watching that arrow soar—
The Beach
The Beach
In theory I don’t
like it but then when I’m there
I remember how in so many
other locations
it is not considered permissible
behavior to splay facedown
and speak to no one
the beach
is one of the few spots left
where you get spared
where you may excuse yourself
from the performance of
these clabbered conversations
one person explaining the fortune
teller on Highland Avenue
couldn’t make rent and hammered
the storefront shut
the other spouting back SHOULDN’T
SHE HAVE PREDICTED, BEING
A FORTUNE TELLER AND ALL, THAT WAS
GOING TO HAPPEN
sour pattern
anyway that’s not what they do
it’s not like she’s in there informing
people which semiconductor
stock is fixing to split or in what
year they’ll get divorced
it’s more silhouetted
it’s not like she’s in there
cautioning walk
with another person that night
keys will be hardly, the fortune
reader isn’t in there screaming,
weapon enough
the beach
the terns and the metal detectors
the sensation of combing
through sediment witlessly
another person
would not have been knocked
into the air and propelled
toward the copious bramble
would not have stayed there all night
would not have required returning
the next day
in hopes of retrieval
kneeling
scrutinizing the thistle
Don’t Spend It All in One Place
Don’t Spend It All in One Place
The whole thing about museums is they don’t
let you have a pen; it is formally prohibited to write
with a pen while proximate to the collection.
The only appropriate response is scorn—just what
do they think is going to happen? Do they envision me
slipping, flailing with pen-hand extended,
and somehow streaking ink all over their corrugated
sculpture of a big tin knot? Mocking the prospect
of a museumgoer scarring the art helps me forget
about all the times it has of course happened:
acid splatter across the Dutch nude, hammer to the arm
of the PIETÀ. Or the pipe bomb placed beside
the high relief. Or the man who drew his gun
and shot up a wall of old masters and then himself.
Attacks on artwork are common enough, but it’s not
as though every odd watercolor gets its own
day to be maimed. It’s more that specific paintings
enter into cycles of finding themselves slashed
and restored, punched through and restored, effaced
by aerosol and then restored. Once a painting
gets famous for having absorbed some disturbance,