Chapters (110)
- COVER
- TITLE PAGE
- COPYRIGHT
- DEDICATION
- CONTENTS
- INTRODUCTION
- THE BIRTH OF LOVE
- THE ORIGINS OF THE TROJAN WAR
- THE TRUCE
- HECTOR VERSUS ACHILLES
- THE DEATH OF ACHILLES
- THE CYCLOPS
- THE SONG OF DEMODOCUS
- AND SO TO BED
- PROMETHEUS AND PANDORA
- WHATEVER ONE LOVES
- PERSEPHONE AND THE POMEGRANATE SEEDS
- THE LIFE OF AESOP
- THE BATTLE OF THE FROGS AND MICE
- THE VENGEANCE OF CLYTEMNESTRA
- EDUCATING CYRUS
- DARIUS AND THE SCYTHIANS
- XERXES’ CHOICE
- THE FALL OF THE BARBARIANS
- THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL
- A BEAST OF INDIA
- THE ECSTASY
- HIPPOLYTUS AND HIS HORSES
- EURIPIDES THE WOMAN-HATER
- OEDIPUS LEARNS THE TRUTH
- ONE GIRL VERSUS THE LAW
- THE PLAGUE AT ATHENS
- THE MURDER OF ERATOSTHENES
- THE POWER OF LOVE
- THE AGEING PROCESS
- THREE TYPES
- THE MISANTHROPE
- THE CONTEST OF TWO MOUNTAINS
- HERCULES AND THE TWELVE LABOURS
- ALEXANDER THE GREAT MEETS THE RAM GOD
- THE DEATH OF ALEXANDER
- THE CONSTELLATION OF THE MAIDEN
- THE MERCHANT
- EUROPA AND THE BULL
- TROUBLE COMES TO TOWN
- PHILOCTETES
- SLAUGHTER OF THE HUSBANDS
- THE GOLDEN FLEECE
- MEDEA’S REVENGE
- ARIADNE AND THESEUS
- ALCIBIADES
- IN THE BEGINNING
- SULPICIA’S BIRTHDAY
- THE TROJAN HORSE
- DIDO AND AENEAS
- ROMULUS AND REMUS
- THE GEESE ON THE CAPITOL
- THE RISE OF HANNIBAL
- ATTIS AND THE MOTHER GODDESS
- A COUNTRY VILLA
- SPARTACUS
- A WOMAN SCORNED?
- CICERO: FOR HIS DAUGHTER
- CAESAR VERSUS POMPEY
- DIVINE CAESAR
- ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
- TO HEAL AN ASP BITE
- THE GNAT
- ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE
- NARCISSUS
- DIANA & ACTAEON
- PYGMALION
- OVID’S DEFENCE
- THE TOWN AND THE COUNTRY MOUSE
- THE EMPEROR’S SLAVE
- THE RICHES OF CALIGULA
- THE PUMPKINIFICATION OF EMPEROR CLAUDIUS
- THE STORY OF BRITAIN
- THE GREAT FIRE OF ROME
- DINNER AT TRIMALCHIO’S
- THE ERUPTION OF VESUVIUS
- ON LAMPSTANDS, THE DISCOVERY OF GLASS, ON THE DOLPHIN
- THE MADNESS OF HERCULES
- THE SIEGE OF JOTAPATA
- THE COLOSSAL TURBOT
- CANNIBALS IN EGYPT
- ACHILLES BECOMES A GIRL
- THE IMPORTANCE OF BREAST MILK
- DO IT YOURSELF
- ANDROCLES AND THE LION
- PERSEUS AND MEDUSA
- WAR ON THE GIANTS
- THE METAMORPHOSIS OF CERAMBUS
- FIRST LOVE
- A SHAM SACRIFICE
- THE DREAM OF LUCIAN
- PRAXITELES AND THE GODDESS
- CUPID AND PSYCHE
- A PICTURE OF PHAËTHON
- THE WEDDING FEAST
- CUPID CRUCIFIED
- A CLASSICS STUDENT
- THE PHOENIX
- THE TWICE-BORN GOD
- INTRIGUES AT THE PALACE
- A MEETING WITH LADY PHILOSOPHY
- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
- EXTENDED COPYRIGHT
- About the Author
- An Invitation from the Publisher
To give what, else, he had not failed to lose.
Now were the dog-star’s sickly fervours o’er;
Earth, pinched with cold, her frozen livery wore;
The sick of quartan fevers ’gan to speak,
And fiercely blew the blasts of winter bleak,
Keeping the turbot fresh. The boatman flew
As if the sultry South corruption blew;
And now the lake, and now the hill he gains,
Where Alba, though in ruins, still maintains
The Trojan fire which, but for her, were lost,
And worships Vesta, though with less of cost.
The wondering crowd, that gathered to survey
The enormous fish and barred the fisher’s way,
Satiate at length retires; the gates unfold;
Murmuring, the excluded senators behold
The envied dainty enter. On the man
To ‘great Atrides’ pressed, and thus began:
‘This, for a private table far too great,
Accept. The day as festive celebrate.
Make haste to load your stomach and devour
A turbot destined for this happy hour.
I sought him not: he marked the toils I set,
And rushed, a willing victim, to my net.’
Was flattery e’er so rank? Yet He grows vain,
And his crest rises at the fulsome strain.
When to divine a mortal power we raise,
He credits all hyperboles of praise.
But when was joy unmixed? No dish is found
Capacious of the turbot’s ample round!
In this distress he calls the chiefs of state,
At once the objects of his scorn and hate,
In whose pale cheeks distrust and doubt appear,
And all a tyrant’s friendship breeds of fear.
Scarce was the loud Ligurian heard to say:
‘He sits, ’ere Pegasus was on his way;
Yes, the new bailiff of the affrighted town
(For what are Prefects more?) had snatched his gown
And rushed to council. From the ivory chair
He dealt out justice with no common care,
But yielded oft to those licentious times
And, when he could not punish, winked at crimes.
Then old, facetious Crispus tripped along,
Of gentle manners and persuasive tongue:
None fitter to advise the lord of all,
Had that pernicious pest, whom thus we call,
Allowed a friend to soothe his savage mood,
And give him counsel, wise at once and good.
But who shall dare this liberty to take
When, every word you hazard, life’s at stake,
Though but of stormy summers, showery springs?
For tyrants’ ears, alas! are ticklish things.
So did the good old man his tongue restrain,
Nor strove to stem the torrent’s force in vain.
Not one of those who, by no fears deterred,
Spoke the free soul and truth to life preferred,
He temporized. Thus fourscore summers fled,
Even in that court, securely o’er his head.
Next him appeared Acilius hurrying on,
Of equal age, and followed by his son
Who fell, unjustly fell, in early years,
A victim to the tyrant’s jealous fears.
But long ere this were hoary hairs become
A prodigy among the great at Rome: