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Chapters (110)
  1. COVER
  2. TITLE PAGE
  3. COPYRIGHT
  4. DEDICATION
  5. CONTENTS
  6. INTRODUCTION
  7. THE BIRTH OF LOVE
  8. THE ORIGINS OF THE TROJAN WAR
  9. THE TRUCE
  10. HECTOR VERSUS ACHILLES
  11. THE DEATH OF ACHILLES
  12. THE CYCLOPS
  13. THE SONG OF DEMODOCUS
  14. AND SO TO BED
  15. PROMETHEUS AND PANDORA
  16. WHATEVER ONE LOVES
  17. PERSEPHONE AND THE POMEGRANATE SEEDS
  18. THE LIFE OF AESOP
  19. THE BATTLE OF THE FROGS AND MICE
  20. THE VENGEANCE OF CLYTEMNESTRA
  21. EDUCATING CYRUS
  22. DARIUS AND THE SCYTHIANS
  23. XERXES’ CHOICE
  24. THE FALL OF THE BARBARIANS
  25. THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL
  26. A BEAST OF INDIA
  27. THE ECSTASY
  28. HIPPOLYTUS AND HIS HORSES
  29. EURIPIDES THE WOMAN-HATER
  30. OEDIPUS LEARNS THE TRUTH
  31. ONE GIRL VERSUS THE LAW
  32. THE PLAGUE AT ATHENS
  33. THE MURDER OF ERATOSTHENES
  34. THE POWER OF LOVE
  35. THE AGEING PROCESS
  36. THREE TYPES
  37. THE MISANTHROPE
  38. THE CONTEST OF TWO MOUNTAINS
  39. HERCULES AND THE TWELVE LABOURS
  40. ALEXANDER THE GREAT MEETS THE RAM GOD
  41. THE DEATH OF ALEXANDER
  42. THE CONSTELLATION OF THE MAIDEN
  43. THE MERCHANT
  44. EUROPA AND THE BULL
  45. TROUBLE COMES TO TOWN
  46. PHILOCTETES
  47. SLAUGHTER OF THE HUSBANDS
  48. THE GOLDEN FLEECE
  49. MEDEA’S REVENGE
  50. ARIADNE AND THESEUS
  51. ALCIBIADES
  52. IN THE BEGINNING
  53. SULPICIA’S BIRTHDAY
  54. THE TROJAN HORSE
  55. DIDO AND AENEAS
  56. ROMULUS AND REMUS
  57. THE GEESE ON THE CAPITOL
  58. THE RISE OF HANNIBAL
  59. ATTIS AND THE MOTHER GODDESS
  60. A COUNTRY VILLA
  61. SPARTACUS
  62. A WOMAN SCORNED?
  63. CICERO: FOR HIS DAUGHTER
  64. CAESAR VERSUS POMPEY
  65. DIVINE CAESAR
  66. ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
  67. TO HEAL AN ASP BITE
  68. THE GNAT
  69. ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE
  70. NARCISSUS
  71. DIANA & ACTAEON
  72. PYGMALION
  73. OVID’S DEFENCE
  74. THE TOWN AND THE COUNTRY MOUSE
  75. THE EMPEROR’S SLAVE
  76. THE RICHES OF CALIGULA
  77. THE PUMPKINIFICATION OF EMPEROR CLAUDIUS
  78. THE STORY OF BRITAIN
  79. THE GREAT FIRE OF ROME
  80. DINNER AT TRIMALCHIO’S
  81. THE ERUPTION OF VESUVIUS
  82. ON LAMPSTANDS, THE DISCOVERY OF GLASS, ON THE DOLPHIN
  83. THE MADNESS OF HERCULES
  84. THE SIEGE OF JOTAPATA
  85. THE COLOSSAL TURBOT
  86. CANNIBALS IN EGYPT
  87. ACHILLES BECOMES A GIRL
  88. THE IMPORTANCE OF BREAST MILK
  89. DO IT YOURSELF
  90. ANDROCLES AND THE LION
  91. PERSEUS AND MEDUSA
  92. WAR ON THE GIANTS
  93. THE METAMORPHOSIS OF CERAMBUS
  94. FIRST LOVE
  95. A SHAM SACRIFICE
  96. THE DREAM OF LUCIAN
  97. PRAXITELES AND THE GODDESS
  98. CUPID AND PSYCHE
  99. A PICTURE OF PHAËTHON
  100. THE WEDDING FEAST
  101. CUPID CRUCIFIED
  102. A CLASSICS STUDENT
  103. THE PHOENIX
  104. THE TWICE-BORN GOD
  105. INTRIGUES AT THE PALACE
  106. A MEETING WITH LADY PHILOSOPHY
  107. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  108. EXTENDED COPYRIGHT
  109. About the Author
  110. An Invitation from the Publisher

To give what, else, he had not failed to lose.

Now were the dog-star’s sickly fervours o’er;

Earth, pinched with cold, her frozen livery wore;

The sick of quartan fevers ’gan to speak,

And fiercely blew the blasts of winter bleak,

Keeping the turbot fresh. The boatman flew

As if the sultry South corruption blew;

And now the lake, and now the hill he gains,

Where Alba, though in ruins, still maintains

The Trojan fire which, but for her, were lost,

And worships Vesta, though with less of cost.

The wondering crowd, that gathered to survey

The enormous fish and barred the fisher’s way,

Satiate at length retires; the gates unfold;

Murmuring, the excluded senators behold

The envied dainty enter. On the man

To ‘great Atrides’ pressed, and thus began:

‘This, for a private table far too great,

Accept. The day as festive celebrate.

Make haste to load your stomach and devour

A turbot destined for this happy hour.

I sought him not: he marked the toils I set,

And rushed, a willing victim, to my net.’

Was flattery e’er so rank? Yet He grows vain,

And his crest rises at the fulsome strain.

When to divine a mortal power we raise,

He credits all hyperboles of praise.

But when was joy unmixed? No dish is found

Capacious of the turbot’s ample round!

In this distress he calls the chiefs of state,

At once the objects of his scorn and hate,

In whose pale cheeks distrust and doubt appear,

And all a tyrant’s friendship breeds of fear.

Scarce was the loud Ligurian heard to say:

‘He sits, ’ere Pegasus was on his way;

Yes, the new bailiff of the affrighted town

(For what are Prefects more?) had snatched his gown

And rushed to council. From the ivory chair

He dealt out justice with no common care,

But yielded oft to those licentious times

And, when he could not punish, winked at crimes.

Then old, facetious Crispus tripped along,

Of gentle manners and persuasive tongue:

None fitter to advise the lord of all,

Had that pernicious pest, whom thus we call,

Allowed a friend to soothe his savage mood,

And give him counsel, wise at once and good.

But who shall dare this liberty to take

When, every word you hazard, life’s at stake,

Though but of stormy summers, showery springs?

For tyrants’ ears, alas! are ticklish things.

So did the good old man his tongue restrain,

Nor strove to stem the torrent’s force in vain.

Not one of those who, by no fears deterred,

Spoke the free soul and truth to life preferred,

He temporized. Thus fourscore summers fled,

Even in that court, securely o’er his head.

Next him appeared Acilius hurrying on,

Of equal age, and followed by his son

Who fell, unjustly fell, in early years,

A victim to the tyrant’s jealous fears.

But long ere this were hoary hairs become

A prodigy among the great at Rome: