Chapters (110)
- COVER
- TITLE PAGE
- COPYRIGHT
- DEDICATION
- CONTENTS
- INTRODUCTION
- THE BIRTH OF LOVE
- THE ORIGINS OF THE TROJAN WAR
- THE TRUCE
- HECTOR VERSUS ACHILLES
- THE DEATH OF ACHILLES
- THE CYCLOPS
- THE SONG OF DEMODOCUS
- AND SO TO BED
- PROMETHEUS AND PANDORA
- WHATEVER ONE LOVES
- PERSEPHONE AND THE POMEGRANATE SEEDS
- THE LIFE OF AESOP
- THE BATTLE OF THE FROGS AND MICE
- THE VENGEANCE OF CLYTEMNESTRA
- EDUCATING CYRUS
- DARIUS AND THE SCYTHIANS
- XERXES’ CHOICE
- THE FALL OF THE BARBARIANS
- THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL
- A BEAST OF INDIA
- THE ECSTASY
- HIPPOLYTUS AND HIS HORSES
- EURIPIDES THE WOMAN-HATER
- OEDIPUS LEARNS THE TRUTH
- ONE GIRL VERSUS THE LAW
- THE PLAGUE AT ATHENS
- THE MURDER OF ERATOSTHENES
- THE POWER OF LOVE
- THE AGEING PROCESS
- THREE TYPES
- THE MISANTHROPE
- THE CONTEST OF TWO MOUNTAINS
- HERCULES AND THE TWELVE LABOURS
- ALEXANDER THE GREAT MEETS THE RAM GOD
- THE DEATH OF ALEXANDER
- THE CONSTELLATION OF THE MAIDEN
- THE MERCHANT
- EUROPA AND THE BULL
- TROUBLE COMES TO TOWN
- PHILOCTETES
- SLAUGHTER OF THE HUSBANDS
- THE GOLDEN FLEECE
- MEDEA’S REVENGE
- ARIADNE AND THESEUS
- ALCIBIADES
- IN THE BEGINNING
- SULPICIA’S BIRTHDAY
- THE TROJAN HORSE
- DIDO AND AENEAS
- ROMULUS AND REMUS
- THE GEESE ON THE CAPITOL
- THE RISE OF HANNIBAL
- ATTIS AND THE MOTHER GODDESS
- A COUNTRY VILLA
- SPARTACUS
- A WOMAN SCORNED?
- CICERO: FOR HIS DAUGHTER
- CAESAR VERSUS POMPEY
- DIVINE CAESAR
- ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
- TO HEAL AN ASP BITE
- THE GNAT
- ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE
- NARCISSUS
- DIANA & ACTAEON
- PYGMALION
- OVID’S DEFENCE
- THE TOWN AND THE COUNTRY MOUSE
- THE EMPEROR’S SLAVE
- THE RICHES OF CALIGULA
- THE PUMPKINIFICATION OF EMPEROR CLAUDIUS
- THE STORY OF BRITAIN
- THE GREAT FIRE OF ROME
- DINNER AT TRIMALCHIO’S
- THE ERUPTION OF VESUVIUS
- ON LAMPSTANDS, THE DISCOVERY OF GLASS, ON THE DOLPHIN
- THE MADNESS OF HERCULES
- THE SIEGE OF JOTAPATA
- THE COLOSSAL TURBOT
- CANNIBALS IN EGYPT
- ACHILLES BECOMES A GIRL
- THE IMPORTANCE OF BREAST MILK
- DO IT YOURSELF
- ANDROCLES AND THE LION
- PERSEUS AND MEDUSA
- WAR ON THE GIANTS
- THE METAMORPHOSIS OF CERAMBUS
- FIRST LOVE
- A SHAM SACRIFICE
- THE DREAM OF LUCIAN
- PRAXITELES AND THE GODDESS
- CUPID AND PSYCHE
- A PICTURE OF PHAËTHON
- THE WEDDING FEAST
- CUPID CRUCIFIED
- A CLASSICS STUDENT
- THE PHOENIX
- THE TWICE-BORN GOD
- INTRIGUES AT THE PALACE
- A MEETING WITH LADY PHILOSOPHY
- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
- EXTENDED COPYRIGHT
- About the Author
- An Invitation from the Publisher
No—to credit your boasts
is to call the gods stupid.
Go ahead, exalt yourself, sell your story—
the vegetarian diet, the Orphic jargon,
all that Bacchic business and spooky writings!
You stand exposed. I tell the world:
avoid such men.
She is dead. You think that will save you?
No, you are caught, you thing of evil.
What kind of oaths, what words
could exonerate you?
Will you say she hated you, that a bastard
is always the enemy of legitimate sons?
She made a bad bargain, the way you tell it,
destroying her own dear life just to discomfit you.
Or do you claim that lust isn’t natural to men,
just women? I don’t see
young men are any more controlled than females
when Aphrodite mixes up their blood.
The fact of being male is good in itself but—
oh why do I bother to argue with you?
Isn’t her corpse right here the clearest witness in the world?
Get yourself out of this land as fast as you can.
You are exiled!
Don’t come near godbuilt Athens,
don’t cross any frontier I rule!
If after suffering this I am bested by you,
I’ll lose my reputation as a scourge of bad men,
they’ll say
no scoundrel ever felt my punishing hand.
CHORUS.
Who can call any mortal happy?
Look how beginnings are turned upside down.
HIPPOLYTOS.
Father, the passion and set of your mind are terrifying.
But the case you make, although elegant,
is wrong.
Now I boast no skill at public speaking
(I prefer to address a few of my peers,
and I guess this makes sense—
if you think what kind of people impress a crowd!)
still, there is a necessity. I must
loose my tongue. I’ll begin
from the first accusation you made,
which you presumed I could not answer.
You see this daylight, this earth?
Nowhere in it is there a man—
go ahead deny it!—more purehearted than I.
I know how to worship gods,
and I choose my friends from honorable people,
people ashamed to connive at evil
or do dirty favors.
I am not a man to mock my companions, father,
I am the same to friends absent or present.
And there is one sin that has never touched me—that sin
in which you think me caught—
my body is pure of sex to this day.
I do not know the deed except from hearsay, pictures.
Nor do I want to.
I have a virgin soul.
No doubt my chastity fails to persuade you—well,
explain then how I was seduced.
Was this woman’s body more lovely than any other in the world?
Or did I
take the heiress to bed to get your house?
Then I was a fool—mad, really!
But men who crave royal power are scarcely sane, are they?
No, never, never in the world! those who find