Didn’t think you were?

I can’t actually speak French.

Can you not?

Would you like me to teach you?

You’re already signed up to teach me sleight of hand

Ice skating

And the history of your whole family

Admit it. You just want to hang with me.

On pain of death, I will not.

And I still don’t know how you can call yourself a snow sports lover if you can’t skate.

So I can’t do ONE snow sport!!!

Sue me!!!!

I’d like to see you race me on skis

Then you’ll shut up fast

I will absolutely race you, but I wouldn’t get too cocky before you see me.

What do you need the restaurant for anyway? A date?

Yeah, a super hot date

Between my mom and her husband

It’s their anniversary

Cuuuute right

But much less interesting.

What kind of dating budget do you think I have exactly?

I make a point of not speculating on other people’s finances.

Well, now I want to know. Humor me

What do you think I

An unemployed 16yo on a scholarship

Could spend on dinner for me and my imaginary date?

I don’t know. €200?

Oh my GOD

October 1

Hello.

Hello?

Oh, good, you’re up.

I definitely was not up

Why are you

Rose it is 2am

I can’t sleep. I’ve tried everything.

Except for bothering me

Well, now I’ve tried everything including bothering you.

And it’s still not working.

How can I help

Your majesty

Don’t be like that.

I’m sorry I woke you.

Eleanor didn’t wake up.

Why isn’t your phone on silent?

In case of emergencies

Like this one?

Rose.

Fine, fine, go back to sleep.

Leave me to suffer in silence.

Such is my fate.

Thanks, night

Hello.

Yes?

Now I can’t sleep, either.

Oh no.

How awful.

I’m gonna put on an episode of something while I try to sleep

You can come hang if you want

Another medical drama?

Or that dating show you love?

I’ll be one sec.

October 2

I don’t even remember falling asleep.

It was annoyingly fast.

Yikes

Sorry

I wanted to poke you awake.

But you look sweet when you’re unconscious.

I couldn’t bring myself to.

But you’re happy to bother me when I’m conscious?

Perfectly.

Ready for breakfast?

Yeah

Come down whenever

One sec.

TWELVE ROSE

Our history professor, Mr. Sheffield, apparently decides it isn’t necessary to provide us with a warning before he announces he wants us to pick a partner for next fortnight’s presentations on Henland’s role in World War II.