I had a feeling that had someone famous walked in, no one would have stirred or even noticed. They certainly weren’t going to notice me.

My feeling was wrong. By the time I’d ordered my starter and main course and enjoyed a complimentary appetiser (yes, the prices made my eyelids twitch, and had I not been so adamant in sticking to the spirit of the Dream List, I would have gone for the cheapest thing on the menu and then got out of there) I was starting to genuinely enjoy myself. However, just as the waitress brought out my mackerel, another customer waved at me from their table on the other side of the room, offering a sympathetic smile.

I gave a tentative wave back before turning to pretend I was engrossed in my food, mind racing to think where I’d seen the woman before. She looked to be in her late thirties, definitely not someone I knew from Sherwood, and too old to have been at school or university with me. I scrolled through the ReadUp team in my head, but couldn’t place her. It was only when I sneaked another peek, and happened to catch a proper look at the man sitting with her, that I remembered.

Crap.

Sam’s brother. The one who, the one and only time I’d seen him previously, had suggested that Sam shoot my dog.

And now his wife was briskly texting, while having a hushed exchange with her husband that included more furtive glances over at me.

I took a deep breath, reminded myself why I was here and ate another blissful forkful of fish, trying not to pull a face that revealed quite how my tastebuds were rolling about in ecstasy as I shifted my chair around a couple of inches to block Sam’s family from my peripheral vision.

I’d polished off my starter, enjoyed a palate-cleansing cucumber sorbet and was about to tuck into my guinea fowl when a much louder voice interrupted the soft chatter, causing everyone, including me, to swivel around to see what philistine had disturbed the genteel atmosphere.

My heart instantly plummeted into my overly high heels before rebounding back into my throat on the next beat.

Sam stood beside his sister-in-law, his sun-streaked hair an agitated mess, face creased with concern, wearing a grey T-shirt, worn jeans and scuffed brown boots.

‘What’s happened?’ he asked, causing his sister-in-law to shush him.

‘You said it was an emergency,’ he said, the worry in his voice slipping into annoyance.