‘Would you like to introduce yourselves and your business idea to the group?’ Yasmin asked, her voice strained.

‘Of course!’ one of them replied. ‘We’re Kyle, Kyron and Kylo.’ He pointed to each one in turn, to show us which was which. Not that we would have any chance of keeping track if they happened to swap positions.

‘Otherwise known as the Frea-K Three-K!’ Kyron added.

‘We’re triplets!’ Kylo finished off, looking on the brink of jazz hands.

‘Wonderful,’ Yasmin replied, sounding like she couldn’t have meant it less. ‘And your business idea?’

‘We’re triplets,’ Kyle said.

‘And you can make money from that?’ Kate asked, perplexed.

‘Forty thousand followers and counting,’ Kyron said, snapping his fingers.

‘Sweet!’ Jaxx nodded, impressed.

‘I’m confused. How does that make you money?’ Yasmin asked.

‘Before we get into that, how about we go over the aims of the group,’ I tried to say, but was interrupted by Frea-K Three-K jumping to their feet and then proceeding to carry out some sort of choreographed performance that combined rap with cheerleading moves and possibly some martial arts. I have to say, it was surprisingly good. We all spontaneously applauded when they’d finished.

Of course, that was a mistake. If the rap hadn’t been enough, the sound of clapping had Irene appearing faster than Nesbit when he heard me open the fridge.

‘Really?’ she barked, checking her watch. ‘Fifty minutes into the first meeting and we’ve turned the library into a burlesque club?’

‘Ooh, burlesque!’ Kyron (or was it Kylo? I’d lost track during the performance) exclaimed, grabbing his brother’s arm. ‘Great idea!’

‘Can I just say, your style is fabulous!’ Probably-Kyle said, making a sweeping gesture from Irene’s head to her square-shoed toes. ‘The whole retro-nerdy look is so on right now. I mean, many have tried but few can pull it off. Is that cardigan actual vintage nineties?’

‘And the brooch!’ Possibly-Kylo gushed. ‘I would offer to buy it off you, except it would be a crime to separate it from that blouse.’

‘Um, what is happening here?’ Irene stammered, clutching at the brooch, which was shaped like a swan with green gems for eyes.

‘It’s the Wednesday Business Builders, being Frea-Kayed out! Kyle, Kyron and Kylo,’ Kyle said, pointing to each of them in turn.

‘You’re joining us, aren’t you?’ Kyron asked. ‘I have so many questions.’

‘I don’t think…’

‘Come on, the seat next to me is free,’ Kyle said, pulling out a chair. ‘One more cappuccino, please, Trev. Hang on a minute, is that a genuine horse-hair belt, Kate?’

Well, the rest of the meeting certainly kept my mind off the looming grandparental reunion. The remaining hour was mostly spent getting to know each other, along with compiling a list of useful topics for further meetings, which wasn’t anywhere near as straightforward as it sounds.