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Chapters (26)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Prologue
  6. oneLove to Blood You, Baby
  7. twoGood Help Is Fine to Bite
  8. threeOnce Bitten, Twice Snide
  9. fourAn American, a Broad
  10. fiveMy Fair Vampire
  11. sixBite Me, Spank Me,Make Me Bite Your Neck
  12. sevenBlood the One You’re With
  13. eightLove Lies Bleeding
  14. nineDance with the She-Devil
  15. tenIs That a Stake in Your Pocket, orAre You Just Happy to See Me?
  16. elevenCountrycide
  17. twelveHeadshrinkers, Blood Drinkers,Mental Blinkers
  18. thirteenOnce Bitten, Twice Snide
  19. fourteenYou’re No Body Until SomebodyBloods You
  20. fifteenShrinks, Kinks, and Drinks
  21. sixteenZombies and Vamps, Oh, Please
  22. seventeenThis Is Your Brain Unplugged
  23. eighteenDead Reckoning
  24. nineteenFly Me to the Loon
  25. twentyGet Me to the Club on Time
  26. Back Cover

“I’m sorry. I apologize for hurting you, Mr. K,” I said. “It’s inexcusable, and I’ll make it up to you another time.” Think, think. “Could Ian have changed his flight?”

Mrs. K shook her head. “When I phoned Miss Ilena’s housekeeper today to confirm that his luggage had arrived on the next flight, Lord Ducharme was there. I spoke to him. He said he would be going on to Lviv tomorrow and didn’t know when he’d return.”

So Ian hadn’t killed Wil. I turned and walked away.

Mrs. K asked, “Would you like us to give Lord Ducharme a message?”

“Yes, please tell him that I said he can go straight to hell. I’ll probably meet him there.”

I walked in a daze back along the dark street toward the service parking lot. When I heard painful sobs, the sound was so close to my own heart that I took a moment to register that the weeping came from Cricket and Ford’s house.

I could have walked on and I should have walked on, although Don Pedro would have made some crackpot claim that I was destined to be there at that moment and destined to follow the sound.

My steps were silent on the granite brick drive as I passed between the dense privet hedges. The Poindexters’ house was a beautiful old brown shingle with white trim. A lantern on a post illuminated the glossy green front door. Now I could hear the choking, guttural cries more clearly; they sounded how I felt.

I knocked, and when no one answered I opened the front door and went into the house. I called, “Ford! Cricket! Is everything all right?”

I found them in the elegant farmhouse-style kitchen. Cricket’s body was sprawled on the limestone floor and her young husband knelt beside her. I saw shards of broken glass and blood everywhere. An unwanted craving surged through me at the rich, rusty iron scent of blood.

A bloody X-Acto knife had rolled under a butcher block cart.

“Oh, my God, Ford, what have you done?”

It was then that I saw the phone in his blood-covered hand. He held it to his ear and choked out, “Vampires killed her! Vampires wanted her blood!”

I grabbed the phone from him, dropped it on the floor, and stomped on it, making sure it was thoroughly crushed. “What the hell happened here, Ford?”

“Can’t you see!” His eyes flitted from me to his wife. He held up Cricket’s wrist revealing a deep ugly gash across it and dozens of scabs. “She wanted to give Ian her blood when he came back. She was draining herself every day because she …” He clenched his fists and squeezed his eyes shut.

“Breathe, Ford, breathe.”